1x11: Talent Night
WTF, the opening changed back to the badass one with SCAG talking in the background. That's weird.
-Racing on some kind of cube where the panels move, cool
-Enzo's Birthday?
-They tie
-Wait how is this Enzo's first birthday? lol. Weird computer time.
-Dot has prepared a surprise party? Cool...a talent show thing I guess.
-Mike TV is annoying. Dot likes the acrobat guys.
-One of the auditioning acts is one of the little round guys falling apart. I love the humour on this show >_>
-THE PRINCE OF PUNS...JOHNNY O BINOME! "101001101110101101 111 10 0111 10011 000 000! 1111111! 101! 1001! 10011! 101!!!!!!!!!" *rimshot*
*entire audience laughs*
XD YESSSS. Dot's organizer keeps rejecting the good one.
-Null...juggling. The Nulls scream as they are tied up like balloons, everyone looks appalled. Hah.
-Megabyte sees the party and wants in.
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Bob and Enzo are playing a game in some anti-gravity chamber. Megabyte appears in vidwindow and Bob gets hit on the head w/ the ball. Megabyte almost gives away the surprise so Bob throws Enzo into the goal. Stay classy, Bob.
MB is hurt that he wasn't invited! Enzo wants to go back cuz he's hungry, but Bob drags him out for more fun, presumably because he knows Dot isn't ready yet.
Back at the party...auditions...thing now. SCAG is going to sing! GO SCAG! He starts singing "Unforgettable"...and forgets the words yessss SCAG best character.
The small-town Binomes next. aka: the village people in computer form! Dot and the assistant pick them, because they're awesome.
Next is "the primitives", a bunch of shapes that dance around and end up forming the Icon that Dot has on her chest. "Oh, that's what it is!"
MB's goons are backstage. The stage lifts up and everyone sees them! Sergeant Smiley is left in the middle after the rest scatter...so he begins to BREAKDANCE. ...And they get booked! Awesome! They talk to MB and MB says "prepare for operation plan 214"...uh oh!
Meanwhile, Bob and Enzo are on some huge data slide, a helter-skelter type thing. Enzo is tired and hungry, but Bob throws Enzo down the slide, then talks to Dot, who says they aren't ready yet. Bob looks up and sees Enzo is leaving! He warns Dot.
Enzo is walking through the party. He gets surprized and transformed into...new Enzo with a "10" on his shirt instead of a "01". Awesome.
Now it's showtime...and HOLY S*** DOT PERFORMING IN A RED DRESS. Enzo and Bob have no idea what's going on. This is literally the best thing. "You're the tip of the top, the cream of the crop, and I just gotta say that it's true...there's no-one like you...you're alphanumeric!"
Best. f***ing song.
MEGABYTE SUDDENLY APPEARS WITH MULTIPLE HOVERCARS....he pops out of a coffin-type thing...AND HE HAS...A guitar.
He has a guitar.
Guys.
MEGABYTE HAS A GUITAR. HE IS PLAYING. HE DIALS THE SOUND SYSTEM UP TO 11!
OMG HE IS PLAYING AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING GUITAR SOLO.
Bob narrows his eyes. "Glitch...BFG." AND A BIG F***ING GUITAR APPEARS IN HIS HAND.
Hack and Slash are on the drums.
Megabyte and Bob are having a guitar duel
THIS IS F***ING HAPPENING THIS IS THE BEST THING
I am in tears. It ends.
Megabyte: I've ALWAYS wanted to do that. heh heh heh.
Then he gives Enzo the guitar and leaves. Seriously.
Mike TV: Ladies and Gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building
Rating: 11/10
No other rating is appropriate.
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