Every single time I read "FTL" I think it means "For the lose" like it usually does. So it's like "for the lose speed"..like, going so fast the other person has no chance.
I mean I KNOW it means Faster Than Light, I just...double-take every time >_>
Anyway, Seiya. Not sure it's a squash match or anything but I'm comfortable with that vote.
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