LogFAQs > #922803657

1- Show your boobs.
2- Be willing to eat a lot of food over a protracted period of time.
3- Write jokes that have broad mass appeal.
4- Play and be good at all the modern popular games.
5- Be racist (this may have an adverse effect in the long term, be warned).
6- Any combination of the above.
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