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Topic	Who is the worst father in fiction?
jumi 02/24/20 4:47:52 AM #61:	Tyranthraxus posted... Athena also wasn't really his child she got stuck in him somewhere in the baby eating shuffle some how which is why when she was "born" she actually just popped out of his forehead fully grown and fully armed because Athena is basically older than him. Uh, no. Zeus is banging this chick. He talks to an Oracle and she says his second child by the woman will kill him the same way he killed Chronos. He ain't having that so he straight-up eats the bitch. Nine months later he's having headaches and Hephaestus cracks his skull open. Out pops Athena, fully armored. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:934799935] in Who is the... [t:78427773]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Athena also wasn't really his child she got stuck in him somewhere in the baby eating shuffle some how which is why when she was "born" she actually just popped out of his forehead fully grown and fully armed because Athena is basically older than him.</quote> Uh, no. Zeus is banging this chick. He talks to an Oracle and she says his second child by the woman will kill him the same way he killed Chronos. He ain't having that so he straight-up eats the bitch. Nine months later he's having headaches and Hephaestus cracks his skull open. Out pops Athena, fully armored. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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