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TopicHow to never EVER pay on a date
wolfy42
10/27/19 6:31:57 PM
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How to NEVER pay for a date:

Step 1: Spend all your time on the internet and never meet people in real.
Step 2: Never dress up for anything, wear comfy pants/t-shirt if you go out at all.
Step 3: Make sure to never brush your teeth or use mouthwash.
Step 4: If someone STILL seems interested in you, talk REALLY fast and only about yourself.
Step 5: After all that, just say you have no cash and more then likely the brain damaged person will pay for anything anyway.
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