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Topic | How to never EVER pay on a date |
wolfy42 10/27/19 6:31:57 PM #12: | How to NEVER pay for a date: Step 1: Spend all your time on the internet and never meet people in real. Step 2: Never dress up for anything, wear comfy pants/t-shirt if you go out at all. Step 3: Make sure to never brush your teeth or use mouthwash. Step 4: If someone STILL seems interested in you, talk REALLY fast and only about yourself. Step 5: After all that, just say you have no cash and more then likely the brain damaged person will pay for anything anyway. --- Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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