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By the bye, if you want more details, or a refresher on history and stats, or potential spoilers, or a bunch of notation that only makes sense to me, here's my spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ryrj0mup5cniXmZKb0MSI0L1g580tUR7AoDpVY1i5B8/edit#gid=1991867543

We left off right before CYBER SUNDAY but there were a few ties and I didn't get results from the last set of polls so I had to make some of it up. >_>

SHOW 2-30: CYBER SUNDAY

Hardcore champ @davidponte kicks us off. He's been impressed by the Fellowship of the Ring (Legolas and Gimli) lately, and invites them out to join the CeNation! (Cena, @ScareChan , and himself) They happily join, they like big stables. GM Dario Cueto has been talking about one of his Unique Opportunities lately, and asked the fans to choose two wrestlers to risk their careers for it. And thus, Konnan will face Beatrice, with the loser getting FIRED and the winner getting....one of seven Aztec Medallions, apparently. HMMMM. It's a desperate fight- both competitors are towards the lower rungs of the roster and looking for a chance to ascend. (or at least, stay employed) Konnan has a bit of an upper hand, but Ronove at ringside is a constant thorn in his side. Beatrice is eventually able to secure a huge (albeit ill-gotten) win, and Konnan is already on his way out!

King @Maniac64 has a title shot tonight, but @Panthera doesn't care about that right now. He still hasn't forgiven Maniac for founding the Knights Radiant (even though he recently disbanded them and turned heel again) and wants a match at Gift of the Gods! @Eddv faces his former underling R-Truth, attempting to settle the score for when Truth ousted him from the Men of Low Moral Fiber. (and also stole his favorite training weights) Unfortunately, the score goes unsettled, as Truth bonks him with said weights for the DQ.

Striker and Vamp run down the rest of the card for tonight, including the next match: Jungle Boy vs. Goldberg. Fans have decided that both men's finishers are banned! This understandably rather crimps Goldberg's style, and Jungle Boy is able to David and Goliath him into submission. Gimli brings out @Strife2 for an interview segment. Strife doesn't get very far before he's cut off by @TheSultanOfSlam ! Neither man's doing much right now, so Sultan wants to fight him next PPV. Sounds good, should be nice 'n' violent!

The Mastery of Taybles is on the line, with @XIII_rocks defending against longtime rival Mario. As XIII comes out, david jumps him on the ramp, clocking him with the Hardcore Title! Cheap shot, but to be fair XIII has been a big jerk to a lot of folks, and it was bound to catch up with him eventually. That little change of momentum is enough to give Mario the advantage, and he's able to put XIII away and capture his third MoT!

Backstage, Goldberg's having a rough day. He takes it out on all of @MajinZidane 's stuff in the locker room! David is scheduled to defend the Hardcore title against M. Bison, but does not come out! He doesn't answer a 10 count either, so it's ruled a countout win for Bison. (but not a title change) XIII comes back out to mock David, calling him a coward. David eventually comes out to repudiate the notion, accusing XIII of having jumped him backstage! They brawl to the back about it, with David getting the better of it. Mario and Boko cut a quick celebratory promo over Mario's MoT win. (it seems Boko has not been to the locker room yet)

King Maniac faces Bangladesh DuPree for her B8WL title in our heel/heel main event! Bang is down to one title, having absorbed the UCA title into the B8WL title and finally lost the HC to David, but has still been dominant for quite some time. We're reminded that Maniac went through Jungle Boy to earn this shot, and he looks to make good on it. The chinks in Bang's armor are showing, and Maniac knows how that works from the other end. He's able to get the win, finally getting his first world title and truly ending Bang's reign of terror!