Board 8 > Board 8 Wrasslin' League Returns! Maybe! Sorta!

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A couple years? ago, I started a board project where b8ers, fictional characters, and actual real life pro wrestlers mingled in a pro wrestling fed governed by the tabletop game Face to the Mat. It eventually petered out after 70-some shows (I may or may not be running a different Face to the Mat project under a super secret identity in another corner of the internet) but I still have all the stuff. Some of you may remember that I partially shifted games towards the end, to another game that I had playtested and tried (unsuccessfully) to help Kickstart. Then it occurred to me that since I'm (maybe) getting my FttM fix elsewhere, maybe I could bring B8WL back entirely with that system! So I played a few shows and I'll post them and we'll see what happens from there.

Wanna join? Let me know!
Wanna quit? Let me know! (I might kick david or panth out if they don't stop by and aren't doing anything important, everybody else is still around here or on my discord)
TCW is MUCH lighter on details than FttM, so writeups will reflect that. You simulate match by match instead of move by move. This is only gonna work if I keep it relatively lightweight for myself. <_< Heck I'm even simplifying the progression mechanics!

Sure, I'll join in

Can do! (I'm about to post shows I already did, so it'll take a sec) Any particular ideas for your character?

Not yet! No idea what this project entails, so will wait to see the shows you already did to get an idea.

By the bye, if you want more details, or a refresher on history and stats, or potential spoilers, or a bunch of notation that only makes sense to me, here's my spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ryrj0mup5cniXmZKb0MSI0L1g580tUR7AoDpVY1i5B8/edit#gid=1991867543

We left off right before CYBER SUNDAY but there were a few ties and I didn't get results from the last set of polls so I had to make some of it up. >_>

SHOW 2-30: CYBER SUNDAY

Hardcore champ @davidponte kicks us off. He's been impressed by the Fellowship of the Ring (Legolas and Gimli) lately, and invites them out to join the CeNation! (Cena, @ScareChan , and himself) They happily join, they like big stables. GM Dario Cueto has been talking about one of his Unique Opportunities lately, and asked the fans to choose two wrestlers to risk their careers for it. And thus, Konnan will face Beatrice, with the loser getting FIRED and the winner getting....one of seven Aztec Medallions, apparently. HMMMM. It's a desperate fight- both competitors are towards the lower rungs of the roster and looking for a chance to ascend. (or at least, stay employed) Konnan has a bit of an upper hand, but Ronove at ringside is a constant thorn in his side. Beatrice is eventually able to secure a huge (albeit ill-gotten) win, and Konnan is already on his way out!

King @Maniac64 has a title shot tonight, but @Panthera doesn't care about that right now. He still hasn't forgiven Maniac for founding the Knights Radiant (even though he recently disbanded them and turned heel again) and wants a match at Gift of the Gods! @Eddv faces his former underling R-Truth, attempting to settle the score for when Truth ousted him from the Men of Low Moral Fiber. (and also stole his favorite training weights) Unfortunately, the score goes unsettled, as Truth bonks him with said weights for the DQ.

Striker and Vamp run down the rest of the card for tonight, including the next match: Jungle Boy vs. Goldberg. Fans have decided that both men's finishers are banned! This understandably rather crimps Goldberg's style, and Jungle Boy is able to David and Goliath him into submission. Gimli brings out @Strife2 for an interview segment. Strife doesn't get very far before he's cut off by @TheSultanOfSlam ! Neither man's doing much right now, so Sultan wants to fight him next PPV. Sounds good, should be nice 'n' violent!

The Mastery of Taybles is on the line, with @XIII_rocks defending against longtime rival Mario. As XIII comes out, david jumps him on the ramp, clocking him with the Hardcore Title! Cheap shot, but to be fair XIII has been a big jerk to a lot of folks, and it was bound to catch up with him eventually. That little change of momentum is enough to give Mario the advantage, and he's able to put XIII away and capture his third MoT!

Backstage, Goldberg's having a rough day. He takes it out on all of @MajinZidane 's stuff in the locker room! David is scheduled to defend the Hardcore title against M. Bison, but does not come out! He doesn't answer a 10 count either, so it's ruled a countout win for Bison. (but not a title change) XIII comes back out to mock David, calling him a coward. David eventually comes out to repudiate the notion, accusing XIII of having jumped him backstage! They brawl to the back about it, with David getting the better of it. Mario and Boko cut a quick celebratory promo over Mario's MoT win. (it seems Boko has not been to the locker room yet)

King Maniac faces Bangladesh DuPree for her B8WL title in our heel/heel main event! Bang is down to one title, having absorbed the UCA title into the B8WL title and finally lost the HC to David, but has still been dominant for quite some time. We're reminded that Maniac went through Jungle Boy to earn this shot, and he looks to make good on it. The chinks in Bang's armor are showing, and Maniac knows how that works from the other end. He's able to get the win, finally getting his first world title and truly ending Bang's reign of terror!

Oh dang, it's back and with the end of Bang's final reign. Her legendary run is over.

Long live the King!

(Do I still have allies at this point? I remember that last group really fell apart/broke up by the end but don't remember details)

Show 2-31

Striker and Vampiro have more info about the Aztec Medallions- seven of them in total will be awarded, and the holders will have a battle royal next PPV for the eponymous Gift of the Gods! It can be cashed in for a title shot at any time. We'll hand out a couple more (in addition to the one Beatrice won at Cyber Sunday) tonight, including in the main event where Luchasaurus faces Ludwig von Koopa! The Fellowship of the Ring are set to take on @TheSultanOfSlam and M. Bison in our opener, but @Eddv has had a lot of issues with them lately and jumps them on the ramp! [this system tends to have people in multiple feuds at once, so be ready for that >_>] Despite Legolas and Gimli's cohesion as a tag team, they're a bit addled from the ambush, and Sultan's able to score what might be considered an upset win.

Tonight we'll also see Jungle Boy face Bang for a medallion! @IhatethisCPU "The Fiend" Liv Morgan faces off with Eddv. Liv looks to be getting her first win in a while, but Caelus spits beer in her face, leading to a win for his client. David is defending the Hardcore title tonight against XIII, after all those attacks on each other! Speaking of which, XIII charges into the shot trying to soften the champ up, but David is on his guard, and fends off the attack without it getting serious.

New champ Maniac is in non-title action, upholding the pecking order by putting away Panth, Truth, and Scare in a particularly random 4-way. @eaedwards6400 confronts Zangief over the still-missing Time Cop #1, Zangief just laughs him off. They have a tag match tonight though- Eaed gets Bret Hart as a partner, while Zangief teams up with Beatrice. Neither thrown-together team gels that well, but Eaed's fired up and Beatrice is a bit complacent after her big PPV win. The faces are able to tough it out for a big win! The Fellowship had been on [insert popular current talk show] recently, we get a recap of that. They've been enjoying their run, and also put over the CeNation and their feud with Eddv.

Daniel Bryan faces Bowser of the Men of Low Moral Fiber, and puts him away after a solid match. We cut to backstage, where Sultan is beating up Strife! It's time for the Hardcore Title, with David defending against XIII in a rather personal fight. Hardcore matches in B8WL are falls count anywhere, but this particular one stays in the general area of the ring. XIII's bag of 13 rocks comes into play, the title belt comes into play, and they just hit each other real hard a lot. David locks in the UCA Special, and manages to submit XIII with it! Guess he's the one to carry the UCA legacy forward these days.

Mario is cutting a promo in the ring, but Goldberg has a match next, and is tired of listening to Mario flap his gums. Mario decides to leave him to it rather than getting in a fight. Goldberg's match is against John Cena! It's a fairly short affair, and Goldberg celebrates access to his finishers by spearing Cena in half for the win. The Fiend's music hits, and out comes Liv Morgan! She hits the winded Goldberg with a bit of the ol' Mandible Claw.

Luchasaurus has a sit down with Ludwig von Koopa ahead of their main event...it doesn't last long, though as it was a setup! R-Truth and Bowser come to the aid of their Men of Low Moral Fiber buddy, putting the boots to Luchasaurus before Jungle Boy makes the save. Beatrice comes out with her Medallion. She clearly wants to gloat about it, but the mic doesn't work. Instead, we get a voiceover from Daniel Bryan, overdubbing whatever she's saying with admissions of being a jobber who can only win fights from sneak attacks!

Beato won't be the only one with a Medallion much longer, as Bang will face Jungle Boy for the second one. Bang's out to talk about that- they both left without the title last night, but she'll be back in the title picture right away after she wins the Gift of the Gods! Both of them are eager to get momentum going, and brawl to the outside after a while. Jungle Boy puts Bang through the announce table with a gigantic top rope splash, but neither can make it back into the ring for the 10-count! Cueto decides to give them BOTH a Medallion, pleased by their level of violence.

Bret Hart reminds us that he has an issue to settle with Steve Austin if the latter ever gets out of jail. He takes 13 rocks to the back of the head, as XIII is looking for somebody new to pick on! Luchasaurus faces Ludwig von Koopa in a match for the fourth Medallion. The MLMF got the better of Luchasaurus early in the show, and that starts to show as the match wears on. After an early shine, Lucha starts flagging, and Ludwig is able to outlast him for the win.

Son of a bitch!

This Mario and david CONSPIRACY stops NOW

I want my MoT back! And I want david STRIPPED OF THAT HARDCORE TITLE

If you don't strip david, I WILL STRIP HIM

I need to even the odds somehow...

Yay it's back. Facing off against Sultan first thing is a trip down memory lane.

I left my creepy dolls and shoes in a closet somewhere. I'll just smash Sultan's face in man to man, with fists, and chokes, and chairs, and TAYBLES, cause i know I'll need to.

Strife2 posted...

Yay it's back. Facing off against Sultan first thing is a trip down memory lane.

I left my creepy dolls and shoes in a closet somewhere. I'll just smash Sultan's face in man to man, with fists, and chokes, and chairs, and TAYBLES, cause i know I'll need to.

Ahh Strife how many years has it been since we have wanted to kill each other. Another chapter in the historic rivalry

I had a dream last night that I wrote a 2 page show opening promo for this. Not that I had written it btw, I dreamed of writing it out word for word. Sadly when I woke up I didn't remember most of it.

I remember that my new catch phrase at the end was "All Hail the King, long may he reign"

I also remember that I came out in a crown, purple cape, and title belt and looked and sounded like Ethan Page.

weird thought
FWA: Gearing up for Cyber Sunday
B8WL: Just did Cyber Sunday, Gift of the Gods (for a MitB-like prize) is in progress, Survivor Series is next
seeeecret other thing: About to do Survivor Series for an MitB-like

weird thought #2: running three separate pro wrestling sim projects while also workin on a Wrestling Empire mod

time for more backlog!
Show 2-32

The Men of Low Moral Fiber (R-Truth, Bowser, and Ludwig) come out to gloat about Ludwig winning the a Medallion. Truth and Bowser also expect to win their own tonight! Zangief's random tag adventures continue, as he teams with Bang against the Jurassic Express. The hard times continue for both heels, as they fall to the superior teamwork of Jurassic Express. @davidponte works the crowd, passing out t-shirts and kissing babies and such.

@Maniac64 faces Bret Hart in non-title action! Maniac removes a turnbuckle pad partway through oh noooo. Bret fights back and hits Maniac's head on the exposed turnbuckle instead, and naturally that's the part that senior official Marty Elias sees. Rare DQ win for heel Maniac! He's stalking off to the back when @XIII_rocks comes out! He had a lot of fun venting his frustrations on Bret's cranium last week, and wants to do it again tonight! He has clearance to offer Bret a match for a Medallion....and Bret has some steam to blow off as well, so he accepts!

@eaedwards6400 and Beatrice square off, ending in a DQ when Beatrice tries to choke eaed out with her Medallion. @MajinZidane thinks Goldberg needs an attitude adjustment (with apologies to Cena) and he wants to give him one at Gift of the Gods....in a Street Fight!

There's a 14-person battle royale for another Medallion! We've got: @Strife2 , Legolas, Scare, Mario, Bryan, Gimli, @davidponte , Goldberg, Ludwig, @Eddv , Bison, Bowser, @Panthera , and @TheSultanOfSlam . Ludwig gets a bunch of elims in the early going, despite already having his Medallion. The final three (with requisite staredown) is Gimli, Panth, and Bison. Panth hangs back and lets Gimli eliminate Bison, then tries to jump him...they both go over, but Gimli skins the cat successfully to win!

Despite their earlier successes, Jungle Boy suggests that maybe he and Luchasaurus should take a break from the tag division? Luchasaurus is rather upset by this idea, and goes on a rampage through the backstage area. @ihatethisCPU Fiend Liv and R-Truth have a match for one of the last Medallions, but they start in before the bell! Order is eventually restored and the bell rung, and Liv fails to live up to her original form by falling to Truth.

The announcers let us know that @davidponte and M. Bison have been booked for the Hardcore Title at Gift of the Gods! Fiend Liv has an interview segment, including the annoying Fiend lights. She brings out GM Dario Cueto! She's not that much for talking, so it's awkward and spooky for everybody until eaed comes out! Bangy No Belts has finally been knocked off her high horse, and he wants to fight her! Cueto agrees just to get out of the ring. Our main event is the earlier-booked Bret and XIII for the last Medallion. Bret proves a bit tougher customer when you're not jumping him from behind with a bag of thirteen rocks, and powers through to win the day! He'll join Beato, Jungle Boy, Bang, Ludwig, Gimli, and Truth in the finals.

Maniac64 posted...

Do I still have allies at this point? I remember that last group really fell apart/broke up by the end but don't remember details)

Missed this: nope! You and Liv Morgan split from the Knights Radiant, then you turned heel on her again.

That's what I thought.

SHOW 2-33: GIFT OF THE GODS

@Eddv is up against Legolas later tonight, and thus he has brought Aragorn back to B8WL for an interview! You may remember that Aragorn was originally on the winning King of Trios team with Legolas and Gimli, but had to give up his spot after being taken out by Goldberg and Iskandar. Eddv certainly remembers, and the whole interview is just him mocking Aragorn and his Fellowship buddies. Aragorn eventually gets tired of this activity and takes a swing...but Eddv was waiting for that, and hits a Squat Drop! Legolas and Gimli show up to run him off.

Mario defends the Mastery of Taybles against Zangief. Mario beat Gief a couple weeks ago in a regular match, but anything can happen with Taybles! .....And in fact it does, Zangief gets him with a Spinning Piledriver for the win! Daniel Bryan is set to take on @XIII_rocks , as Bret Hart joins on guest commentary. Bret spends the whole match crapping on XIII and calling him a coward, and XIII eventually hears enough of it. They have a few words on the outside, which escalates to shoving, which escalates into XIII going for his 13 rocks and Bret tackling him! They brawl to the back as Bryan watches, with the match going on the books as a no contest. A backstage report informs us that Mario hurt his neck on that spinning piledriver, and will be headed to the doc to get checked out. (it doesn't wind up being serious)

The CeNation/MLMF issue rolls on, as Cena and Bowser are up next. They know each other pretty well at this point, and we get an even fight more so than a match. Unfortunately, said fight spills to the outside, and they're more interested in trading blows than answering the count. It's a double countout, even with the ref trying to drag it out! Officials eventually get it broken up. @TheSultanOfSlam is in a cranky mood, stalking through the backstage. He comes across Stan the Intern, and throws him into the wall....but Dario Cueto is around the corner. He appreciates violence, but only in the proper context, and sends Sultan home for the night! He was supposed to fight @Strife2 , bummer. Legolas and Eddv are up next....theoretically. The MLMF are not done yet, as they attack their former leader during his entrance! Eddv gets triple teamed....until the CeNation shows up to fight MLMF! Cena and Bowser get to fight some more, and Eddv gets off easier than he might've otherwise. Keen-eyed viewers might notice that @ScareChan wasn't in the brouhaha.

Bang's campaigning to Cueto about a rematch, but instead he wants to see her against another former champ: @eaedwards6400 . Bang is not nearly pacified, and snaps at Fiend Liv in passing on her way out of the office. The match is next, and while Eaed holds his own and exploits Bang's temper, Bang's feeling extra scrappy and beats him without much ado. Fiend Liv is interviewing Scare, because that's been going so well for her. Scare complains about the SAG-AFTRA strike for a bit, before Goldberg shows up! Liv got him the other week, he returns the favor with a big ol Spear! Scare stays the heck out of their way.

@davidponte defends the Hardcore Title against M. Bison next. David has managed to claw his way out of the undercard, but M. Bison hasn't yet....and he doesn't here either. He puts up a decent fight, but loses after getting chucked into some sound equipment.

(to be continued when I'm not actively falling asleep)

Legolas calls out fellow CeNation member @ScareChan ! Scare wasn't there for the clash with B8WL, he let Liv get beat up, and generally he seems kinda out for himself lately. Legolas only just joined the group, but he thinks Scare needs to shape up and pull his weight! Scare is not feeling that, so he flips Legolas off and leaves! Next is @MajinZidane and Goldberg in a street fight! Pretty quick brawl, ending with Goldberg going for a Spear, Boko blocking it with a chair, and Goldberg being out cold for the three count.

Since @eddv and Legolas didn't get their match earlier, and since Sultan/Strife got postponed, Eddv proposes they have the match right now! Hard fought, clean match here, as Eddv waves Caelus off a few times. Eddv gets a big clean win! Legolas seems to have a bit more respect for Eddv after that....he offers a handshake....and Eddv accepts it! Face turn time! Boko gets a small promo package, as he's been on a roll lately. Bison is watching backstage, licking his wounds and feeling slighted. He kicks some stuff and storms off.

It's time to award the Gift of the Gods, in a battle royale between Medallion holders Beatrice, Jungle Boy, Bang, Ludwig von Koopa, Gimli, R-Truth, and Bret Hart. Truth and Ludwig are the first out, eliminated by Jungle Boy and Bret, respectively. Things calm down for a sec, and Bang starts trying to just smack as many people as she can. This, rather predictably, draws a bit of attention, and Bang finds herself in a 1v4! She tosses out Beatrice, reverses Bret over the top, and yet ultimately is eliminated by Jungle Boy. That leaves Jungle Boy and Gimli as your finalists! Jungle Boy struggles a bit with Gimli's low center of gravity, but ultimately is able to pick him up and toss him for the win!

Beatrice is complaining to Cueto backstage, when Gimli shows up to also complain! He thinks he can beat Jungle Boy in a regular match, and wants a chance to prove it. Cueto reminds him that Jungle Boy won Gift of the Gods fair and square, so Gimli needs to impress him in some other way for that opportunity....such as through violence. Gimli doesn't get the hint, but Beato does, and smashes a vase over Gimli's head! That just leaves us with our B8WL Title match: King @Maniac64 defending against @Panthera ! Nothing like a heel/heel main event, y'know? Panth has always had a lot of trouble winning the matches that count, and this one's no different- Maniac is actually able to put him away without that much difficulty, as PPV ME's go!

We're now caught up on the shows I ran a few days ago! If you wanna still be in and haven't said anything, please do so soon, as I'm eyeing a few people for roster cuts. If you wanna sign (back) up you can do so at any time. (hey abacus whatcha think?)

Next up is SURVIVOR SERIES, where we will presumably run CeNation v. MLMF!

I love that I turned heel and then fought two straight heels.

really what I should be doing is pruning the old feuds when somebody turns, but I like having things resolve on some level >_>

I'm pulling Panth until/unless he shows up, and david will get hit with that as well once he loses the title

eddv/eaed/boko/scare might go next cycle but they have historically been more active, I think Panth and David were kinda on the bubble even before the pause.

we're a few people over the recommended roster size anyway!

SHOW 2-34

@ScareChan joins Stryker and Vampiro on commentary for our first match: The Fellowship against @Maniac64 and Beatrice! Scare rags on his (former?) comrades the whole match, and eventually gets in a fight with Legolas on the outside! The heels attack Gimli when he tries to help, and the match is thrown out but the Fellowship get a beatdown before the rest of the CeNation can make the save. Jungle Boy wants to celebrate the Gift of the Gods....by an open challenge! It is answered by M. Bison, who has a real chip on his shoulder lately, projecting his frustrations onto Boko. The match spills to the outside, and Jungle Boy dodges a Psycho Crusher, letting Bison crash into the steel steps. He's out for a while and doesn't make the 10 count, so it's a quick win for Jungle Boy!

The announcers inform us that our main event tonight is another chapter of Mario v. @XIII_rocks ! In the meantime, it's champion v. champion as @davidponte faces Zangief! Some kinda questionable calls from the ref all go in Zangief's favor, and david notices that. That's enough to tip the scales here, and Zangief wins with a handful of tights that the ref doesn't see either! David is pretty upset after getting (inadvertantly) screwed, and gets in the ref's face about it. He eventually pushes the ref down, and that brings out Dario Cueto. Cueto finds this unacceptable behavior (the REF didn't sign up for the ~*~violence~*~) and suspends david for 5 weeks! David protests, but security hauls him off and takes his Hardcore Title. I did not fudge anything to write out david, but that sure does work for that purpose, huh?

Mario is backstage getting ready for XIII, when he's blindsided by M. Bison! Bison roughs him up a bit, then cuts a promo warning Boko that he's next! Boko (according to Bison) stole his spot, and he's gonna take it back by force! And that starts with eliminating his supports. There's SUPPOSED to be a big triangle tag match next, but @eaedwards and Luchasaurus are brawling backstage! That's supposed to happen IN the ring, guys. It's unclear how the fight started, but it ends with eaed throwing Luchasaurus into the wall! They were on opposing teams, so...let's just call that match off. @MajinZidane has some harsh words (at least, as harsh as Boko's words ever get) for M. Bison. It's his own fault he's a jobber, leave Boko United alone!

@edwardsdv faces former stablemate Bowser next. Bowser's got the upper hand for a lot of it, nearly scoring a countout win. Caelus rolls Eddv back into the ring, only for Eddv to stumble into a Rack Attack! Bowser wins. The Fellowship come out to complain about the tag match earlier, claiming that they were about to pin Beatrice when Scare stuck his nose into it! Beato and Scare decide to test that theory with a sneak attack, but Cena makes a save and the runin fails. Conveniently, Cena has a match next, so he stays out to fight.....Stone Cold, who is back from a few weeks in jail! Quick and ugly brawl, ending with Cena kicking out of the Stunner and hitting the AA for the win, because of course.

You'll never see it comingggggggg......MORGANA makes his way out to the ring! We last saw him (and the Phantom Thieves) hanging out with Panthera, mostly pre-heel turn. Morgana regrets how that all went down, and has been keeping his eyes out for a new client and another chance! He's pleased to announce he has found somebody who is an underdog looking to shake up the balance of power, a very dangerous person, AND kinda sorta like a persona user if you squint! He brings out....The Fiend, Liv Morgan! sometimes the dice give me real weird stuff and I have a lot of fun trying to figure out how to make it make sense

@Strife2 and @TheSultanOfSlam have brought in some reinforcements for a tag match: Bret Hart and Goldberg, respectively. Strife and Sultan get into an extended brawl on the outside, and Bret manages to get Goldberg on the mat and easily wrestle him into submission. Ludwig represents the MLMF in challenging the CeNation to a Survivor Series match! The response is an AA and an acceptance. Ludwig's not off the hook yet, though, as he is joined by R-Truth against Liv and Bryan. Bryan doesn't seem quite sure what to make of his demonic partner or her little anime cat, and they struggle against the superior fluency of the MLMF. Larry Koopa and Morgana get into a fight on the outside, and when one of Larry's fireballs goes wide, it hits Truth....causing a DQ in MLMF's favor!

Zangief STILL has Time Cop #2 in captivity. He's willing to fight Eaed for his freedom at Survivor Series....but both time cops will be suspended above the ring in a cage! Next up is Boko, Bang, and Scare in a triple threat! It goes off without incident, and Boko is able to overcome a heel doubleteam to pin Scare!

It's time for Mario v. XIII....but Dario Cueto has an announcement! These are two big names in B8WL...and he'll award the vacated Hardcore Title to the winner! Mario decides to bring out Boko as backup! XIII responds by bringing out....Crono!!! This being a hardcore match, it quickly devolves into somewhat of a tornado tag, wjth Crono trying to exact deep-seated vengeance and Boko just looking out for his buddy. Mario goes up top for the Mushroom Stomp, but Crono tries a Luminaire! ....Boko intercepts it, and Mario lands the stomp! Boko is lightly fried, but Mario wins the day and the title! Bret comes out to rub the loss in XIII's face, and XIII chases him backstage as Mario celebrates. Mario joins Maniac and Korayashi as a Triple Crown (current three active titles) champion!

He isn't going to do it to himself this time, I am going to screw Bret MYSELF.

Right after I kill Boko. When I'm done with that prick he's going to be Boko Divided

Crono can have Mario for now, but that guy is truly on my shit list and we will have words

Fucking Oldberg can't do anything right

*life immediately ramps up a lil*

*brain juices ramp down a lil*

Show 2-34 (but I probably won't finish it before bedtime)

R-Truth opens the show on the mic, sans his goons. He got a really nice offer from WWE, so he's dippin out of here! But before he goes....he wants to settle the score with @Eddv for once and for all! That's gonna be the main event tonight! A competitive opener sees Bret Hart submit @ScareChan .

Mario is coming in from the parking garage when a car zooms towards him! Mario jumps over it safely, but that seems like an intentional attack... Jungle Boy teams up with Daniel Bryan to take on what will soon be the last of the Men (Koopas?) of Low Moral Fiber: Bowser and Ludwig. It gets out of control with Bryan refusing to break holds on Ludwig and Bowser ragdolling Jungle Boy into all kinds of furniture on the outside, and the ref eventually calls for a double DQ!

The announcers confirm that @XIII_rocks was behind the wheel of the car that tried to run Mario down! Settle down, geeze. @eaedwards6400 is facing Austin, but Austin is busy hassling fans at ringside. Eaed has enough of waiting, and coldcocks him! Stone Cold doesn't really get out of the gate after that inauspicious start, and Eaed gets a big win over the legend.

John Cena is out- he wants CeNation vs. MLMF at Survivor Series! Bowser might need to drum up some friends from somewhere, but it's past time to settle the score! Next up is non-title action, with King @Maniac64 taking on @Strife2 . Just plain a brawl here, with both men in the mood to inflict some pain. Fight goes to the outside, where Maniac spears Strife through the corner guardrail! Both are down for a while, but only Maniac is up quickly enough to beat the count back into the ring, for a somewhat nominal win. @TheSultanOfSlam comes out onto the ramp to mock Strife...but he finds his second win and charges him! They brawl to the back!

On behalf of the MLMF (such as they are), Bowser accepts Cena's challenge! He'll round up some new Koopa Troopers, no problem. Gimli challenges for Mastery of Taybles, but Zangief retains almost immediately. Such is the Tayble.

(to be continued at some point)

I didn't know this started up again! Very cool. I hope I don't get cut.

I don't know why you want a piece of me just for helping my mans Mario, XIII. All I did was neutralize Crono, anyway.

Show 2-35 (not 34), part 2
Bryan thinks he needs somebody to watch his back, things are crazy around here. And that's why....he's joining @MajinZidane United! Speaking of which, Boko is out for a match with @TheSultanOfSlam . Sultan rushes out of the ring to intercept Boko on the ramp, getting a few shots in before the match starts! Sultan's already had a backstage brawl tonight, though, and struggles to keep that momentum going. Boko eventually takes over and puts him away!

@Eddv wants to clarify that he doesn't actually want to join the CeNation. He and Legolas have buried the hatchet, but he's had about enough of stables for now. Legolas keeps running people out of there anyway! Cena faces Bang next, the Fellowship at his side. Bang has some trouble out of the blocks, but makes frequent escapes to the outside to break the momentum. In fact, she keeps taunting the Fellowship while she's out there, to the point that Gimli socks her one! That's a DQ, which is clearly what she was angling for this whole time.

The Fiend Liv Morgan is going to appear in Dead By Daylight! Unfortunately she'll have to skip Survivor Series to film some stuff. After the incident in the parking lot earlier, Mario will defend his Hardcore Title in a rematch with @XIII_rocks .....in a Parking Lot Brawl! Crono shows up early on, but gets chased off by Boko and Bryan. Mario gets the upper hand.....and then finds his own car in the lot, and gets in....He tries to run XIII over, all karma-like! XIII gets out of the way in time, and Mario's car slams into another one! Mario is a little banged up from the collision- he staggers out of his wrecked rental car, only to get hit with 13 rocks! XIII pins him to even the score and capture the hardcore title!

Mario is getting checked out by a doctor. A small sickly child is very concerned by this, apparently her Make A Wish was to hang out with him today. That jerk XIII! Legolas comes out to fight Bison, but Bison jumps him on the ramp. That seems to be a theme tonight? Match never really starts, and Legolas is awarded a DQ win.

The Miz (he's the co-GM, remember?) comes out and reminds us that this is Truth's last match in B8WL. To thank Eddv for NOT FREAKIN SELLING OUT ON US, he's getting the title shot at King @Maniac64 at Survivor Series! Miz puts Eddv over for quite a while, but meanwhile he needs to settle the score with R-Truth, who comes out pumping the weights that he stole from him. It's a slow paced match where both men get their spots in....but it ends with Caelus stealing the weights back, and clocking Truth over the head with one of him! Truth leaves on his back as Eddv wins the war finally. Eddv celebrates in the ring....but Maniac slides in and levels him with the title belt oh noooo! real uca hours as we go off the air

The SURVIVOR SERIES CARD

Bryan v. Goldberg
Bret v. Austin
Boko v. Bison
Strife v. Sultan
HC: XIII (c) v. Mario
MoT Cops in Cage: Zangief (c) v. Eaed
Survivor Series: CeNation (Cena, Fellowship, two newcomers) v. KLMF (Bowser, Ludwig, Scare, Beato, Bang)
B8WL: Maniac (c) v. Eddv

Bring it on Eddv!

I'm going to end Mario and then my HARDCORE ARMY will move to the next one on my shitlist