Board 8 > You are named King of America. You need to appoint three American Knights.

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ZenOfThunder
01/15/18 9:02:45 PM
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You can choose any American citizen (native born or otherwise) that is currently alive and has their primary residence in America. Former Presidents do not qualify.

All of the appointed will be referred to as "Sir" or "Miss" and will get a cool T-Shirt and maybe a sticker for their car. Every year there will be a dinner at your royal palace where all the living Knights can meet up and chill out. You only get to name three each year.

The Knights should ideally be people with great worldwide influence who have done good things or have many accomplishments but you can appoint your roommate or brother or w/e nobody can stop you cuz you're the king.

I'd definitely appoint the Rock, maybe Serena Williams or Bruce Springsteen. Buzz Aldrin is an easy choice. Maybe Stephen King.
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MZero11
01/15/18 9:03:57 PM
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Tom Brady
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LeonhartFour
01/15/18 9:04:20 PM
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neonreaper
01/15/18 9:12:21 PM
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Tom Brady, Trot Nixon, Meat Loaf
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ClyTheCool
01/15/18 9:14:43 PM
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Day9, SirActionSlacks, and Ethan Klein.
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scarletspeed7
01/15/18 9:15:18 PM
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I'm Joshua Norton?
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LiquidOshawott
01/15/18 9:16:58 PM
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Charles Barkley

Might as well make it official
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ZenOfThunder
01/15/18 9:17:29 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
I'm Joshua Norton?


no everyone loves you irl and want you to be the King. It's a political title only and you don't have much power but nobody disputes your title cuz you are so great.
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kateee
01/15/18 9:17:33 PM
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Kate Winslet
Yvonne Strahovski
Steve Nash
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CherryCokes
01/15/18 9:19:00 PM
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kateee posted...
Kate Winslet
Yvonne Strahovski
Steve Nash


you missed the "American citizen" thing, didn't you
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ZenOfThunder
01/15/18 9:21:42 PM
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i'm adding Billy Joel to my Knights

Nothing says "America" more than "three drunk driving accidents in two years"
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X_Dante_X
01/15/18 9:23:01 PM
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every year I choose three more of the american gladiators to be knights until I have made all the eligible gladiators an american knight
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Mobilezoid
01/15/18 9:25:14 PM
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I pass a decree allowing me to name more knights (and nobody can stop me cuz I'm the king), then I auction the titles off
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ZenOfThunder
01/15/18 9:26:05 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
I pass a decree allowing me to name more knights (and nobody can stop me cuz I'm the king), then I auction the titles off


i'll allow it cuz the very idea of this is fundamentally American
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LeonhartFour
01/15/18 9:30:37 PM
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SaveEstelle
01/15/18 9:31:07 PM
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@LeonhartFour
@pjbasis
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@Jeff_Zero
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LeonhartFour
01/15/18 9:31:50 PM
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swirIdude
01/15/18 9:33:36 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
I pass a decree allowing me to name more knights (and nobody can stop me cuz I'm the king), then I auction the titles off


Damn, I got beat to this idea.
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ExThaNemesis
01/15/18 9:38:18 PM
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Russell Westbrook, Braun Strowman, and Kanye West
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Underleveled
01/15/18 9:39:57 PM
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Tom Brady, Mark Wahlberg, David Letterman
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Menji
01/15/18 9:42:37 PM
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Kobe Bryant
Kanye West
Morgan Freeman
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Underleveled
01/15/18 9:45:06 PM
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Ooh yeah. Change Letterman to Morgan Freeman.
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pjbasis
01/15/18 9:45:21 PM
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pjbasis
01/15/18 9:45:47 PM
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I would also like to be referred to as a 'Dark Knight' if you could
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ZenOfThunder
01/15/18 9:48:36 PM
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also if I were allowed to appoint three fictional American characters I would choose:

Spider-Man, Guile and Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic is probably a controversial choice but idgaf I'm the King

Hail to the King, baby

Actually add Duke Nukem to that list

and make Bruce Campbell a Knight too
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XIII_rocks
01/15/18 9:50:25 PM
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Braun Strowman

I mean forget the thousands of nukes, would anyone fuck with America, ever, if BRAAAUUUN was a knight of the realm?
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MZero11
01/15/18 10:01:58 PM
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add Quinton Zero to my knights

2/3
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scarletspeed7
01/15/18 10:08:20 PM
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XIII_rocks posted...
Braun Strowman

I mean forget the thousands of nukes, would anyone fuck with America, ever, if BRAAAUUUN was a knight of the realm?

Okada
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ExThaNemesis
01/15/18 10:08:43 PM
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XIII_rocks posted...
Braun Strowman

I mean forget the thousands of nukes, would anyone fuck with America, ever, if BRAAAUUUN was a knight of the realm?


too late he's alright my knight you can have roman reigns
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SaveEstelle
01/15/18 10:10:20 PM
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MZero11 posted...
add Quinton Zero to my knights

2/3


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scarletspeed7
01/15/18 10:10:31 PM
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In fact, my knights are:

Okada
Naito
TANAHASHI
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Snake5555555555
01/15/18 10:25:58 PM
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Taylor Swift, Rich Evans, John Carpenter
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greengravy294
01/15/18 10:28:51 PM
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OliviaTremor
01/15/18 10:38:10 PM
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Michael Cera
Seth Rogan
Nathan Fielder
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ZenOfThunder
01/15/18 10:38:51 PM
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I think Nathan Fielder is Canadian
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CherryCokes
01/15/18 10:49:07 PM
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Nathan Fielder being Canadian is mentioned in virtually every single episode of every thing he's ever been involved with
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Seginustemple
01/15/18 10:55:51 PM
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Bill Gates
Tom Hanks
Guy Fieri
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Raka_Putra
01/15/18 10:58:32 PM
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Alan Menken
Lauren Faust
Tara Strong
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StealThisSheen
01/15/18 11:02:04 PM
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3. The Miz

I dunno who my other two would be yet. But Miz would be 3.
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MlZ
01/15/18 11:04:27 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
3. The Miz

I dunno who my other two would be yet. But Miz would be 3.


leave it to me
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metroid composite
01/16/18 12:51:07 AM
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Zombiegrub (Jessica Chernega)
Lynn Conway
Brenda Romero
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LeningradCowboy
01/16/18 12:59:22 AM
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David Lynch
Thurston Moore
Patti Smith
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ZenOfThunder
01/16/18 1:56:06 AM
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alright i googled "American Knights" and got a poorly reviewed moving company and a small sect of the KKK

so i'm gonna discontinue this project, thank you for participating
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OliviaTremor
01/16/18 11:08:55 PM
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CherryCokes posted...
Nathan Fielder being Canadian is mentioned in virtually every single episode of every thing he's ever been involved with


Everyone I listed is Canadian
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