Poll of the Day > Good ways to strike up convo with someone your

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Interested in say like at a grocery store or in public like ways to ask for a phone number wondering your guys thoughts,?

Look at something they're buying so you have something to talk about and just pray that it's not tampons because that's not going to be a great conversation.
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We don't know each other but would you like too?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

We don't know each other but would you like too?

That's a good line have to remember it

I see you're grabbing 1%, is that because you think you're fat, cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you want.
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I'd love to find out what your panties smell like.


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What is up girl? You are looking fine. Let me holler at you.
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Is it bleached?
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Helicopter.

Show me where you piss from.
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bossjony posted...

Interested in say like at a grocery store or in public like ways to ask for a phone number wondering your guys thoughts,?

Are you chad? Just talk to her.

If you're not. Enjoy your criminal record.
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

Are you chad? Just talk to her.

If you're not. Enjoy your criminal record.

I am Chad but not good with small talk

A lot of funny responses but trying to figure out good small talk that leads to asking for a phone number

"Wanna breed?"
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"Sorry to bother you, but I thought you looked cute and wanted to say hi"

Works a lot better if they are shooting you looks and/or trying to position themselves near you. Going up to random women that don't know you exist is usually not the best strategy.

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Observe what they buy or what they are wearing and have a convo about that.

If I really like someones shoes or clothing style I'll compliment them on it.
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nogaems posted...

"Sorry to bother you, but I thought you looked cute and wanted to say hi"

Do you want to get metooed because that's how you get metooed?
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

Do you want to get metooed because that's how you get metooed?

if you got rekt by chick after saying that to her, then i cant relate

CranberryTaco posted...

If I really like someones shoes or clothing style I'll compliment them on it.

Also this but i'll do that to anyone cuz I like talking about clothes

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you ever tried anal?

show me how those big tits fart
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I often have the same conundrum. Want to meet them somehow but don't know how to approach. Don't want to be creepy or annoying about it. Because if the girl is like me, she's trying to get in amd out of the grocery store as fast as possible.

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JCvgluvr posted...

I often have the same conundrum. Want to meet them somehow but don't know how to approach. Don't want to be creepy or annoying about it. Because if the girl is like me, she's trying to get in amd out of the grocery store as fast as possible.

bruh its common sense: if you want to meet a girl, go places where girls are going to be open to socializing (cafe, concert, bar, event, etc.). It's not impossible to land a date with girl at a grocery store, but I seriously wouldn't count on it

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I really like your hair (great when they have colored hair especially.
You look very Doctor who ish (have used this...and it worked).
I only came in here to get one thing (in line, when you have a bunch of stuff, starts a convo well).

Just a few that I have used in the past that worked well.
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wolfy42 posted...

I really like your hair (great when they have colored hair especially.
You look very Doctor who ish (have used this...and it worked).
I only came in here to get one thing (in line, when you have a bunch of stuff, starts a convo well).

Just a few that I have used in the past that worked well.

This is good advice.

My terrible advice is that on kratom it's impossible not to have something to say.

Like, you'll be really confident and social for 4 hours and then you'll feel antisocial and depressed for the following 4. Basically how caffeine and alcohol treat your energy levels and anxiety. I usually sit my ass down and play a video game coming off of it, whereas with caffeine I sit down and hate every aspect of existing on this mortal plane for 4 hours.

I think everyone experiences caffeine withdrawal and attributes it to their own officially diagnosed anxiety+depression mental illness, when in reality they took a psychoactive stimulant without realizing it. /tangent

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nogaems posted...

"Sorry to bother you, but I thought you looked cute and wanted to say hi"

Works a lot better if they are shooting you looks and/or trying to position themselves near you. Going up to random women that don't know you exist is usually not the best strategy.

I feel like the above sounds reasonable. It does seem strange for me to try speak with a stranger like that. I bet for the average dude, they would have <10% success rate doing that. But its hard to tell because we arent just taking a random sample lol

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Yellow posted...

This is good advice.

My terrible advice is that on kratom it's impossible not to have something to say.

Like, you'll be really confident and social for 4 hours and then you'll feel antisocial and depressed for the following 4. Basically how caffeine and alcohol treat your energy levels and anxiety. I usually sit my ass down and play a video game coming off of it, whereas with caffeine I sit down and hate every aspect of existing on this mortal plane for 4 hours.

I think everyone experiences caffeine withdrawal and attributes it to their own officially diagnosed anxiety+depression mental illness, when in reality they took a psychoactive stimulant without realizing it. /tangent

Whoa. What is kratom and how is it different from coffee?

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jramirez23 posted...

What is kratom

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/consumer-health/in-depth/kratom/art-20402171

If youve never tried it, its probably best to stay away from it

If it helps some people get off of opiates then I suppose thats a good thing, but it seems like its way too unpredictable and dangerous for anyone to use regularly
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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Mead posted...

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/consumer-health/in-depth/kratom/art-20402171

If youve never tried it, its probably best to stay away from it

If it helps some people get off of opiates then I suppose thats a good thing, but it seems like its way too unpredictable and dangerous for anyone to use regularly

They're as dangerous as vapes.

Aka they compete with painkillers and were not picked up by investors, so all these negative articles popped up when it started gaining traction in the states. There is nothing out there to signify them being dangerous other than a hit piece warning about unsafe levels of mercury. (Slightly above the legal limit from some sources)

You can get addicted if you try really hard, but they lose effectiveness very quickly if you take them every day.

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Yellow posted...

They're as dangerous as vapes.

Do you have any actual data or evidence to support the claim or is this just an opinion based on your personal experience with it?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtV2I7KXIB8
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jramirez23 posted...

I feel like the above sounds reasonable. It does seem strange for me to try speak with a stranger like that. I bet for the average dude, they would have <10% success rate doing that. But its hard to tell because we arent just taking a random sample lol

Success in finding someone special will never be high.
Basically, you can either swing at every pitch and know you'll eventually get a hit, or you can keep an eye out for more clues to raise those chances.

It's silly the amount of hints and gestures I missed when I was single. I didn't do too bad, but once I met my current girlfriend, it all became obvious.

Like stated, if they smile or seem to linger closer to you, they may think you're cute.
Being able to be rejected and then play it off helps. Makes it more like a practice swing.

So many baseball analogies...

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Literally just walk up to them, tell them you find them attractive and ask for their number. Worst case scenario they say no, oh fucking well.
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Mead posted...

Do you have any actual data or evidence to support the claim or is this just an opinion based on your personal experience with it?

It is the general consensus of the entirety of the online drug community.

Or quote another mayoclinic article. Lol.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/quit-smoking/in-depth/electronic-cigarettes/art-20204330

Because the "safe" way to quit cigarettes is to buy a $600 nicotine patch kit.

The wikipedia page is more informative.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitragyna_speciosa

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bossjony posted...

Good ways to strike up convo with someone your

bossjony posted...

Interested in say like at a grocery store or in public like ways to ask for a phone number wondering your guys thoughts,?

Also, not for nothing, but quality women appreciate men who know the difference between "your" and "you're"

Yellow posted...

Because the "safe" way to quit cigarettes is to buy a $600 nicotine patch kit.

What about vaping?
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Yellow posted...

It is the general consensus of the entirety of the online drug community.

So an opinion, based on feelings

Yellow posted...

Or how about this, you find me an instance where kratom has killed or hurt anyone. I'll wait.

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/68/wr/mm6814a2.htm

Kratom was determined to be a cause of death (i.e., kratom-involved) by a medical examiner or coroner for 91 (59.9%) of the 152 kratom-positive decedents, including seven for whom kratom was the only substance to test positive on postmortem toxicology, although the presence of additional substances cannot be ruled out (4).

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Zeus posted...

What about vaping?

Don't buy the synthetic cannabis oils and it's basically a nicotine patch.

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Mead posted...

So an opinion, based on feelings

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/68/wr/mm6814a2.htm

Well you found a couple, but your article does more to prove the safety.

Data on 27,338 overdose deaths that occurred during July 2016December 2017 were entered into SUDORS, and 152 (0.56%) of these decedents tested positive for kratom on postmortem toxicology (kratom-positive).

Kratom was determined to be a cause of death (i.e., kratom-involved) by a medical examiner or coroner for 91 (59.9%) of the 152 kratom-positive decedents, including seven for whom kratom was the only substance to test positive on postmortem toxicology, although the presence of additional substances cannot be ruled out (4).

A total of 7 people died with Kratom being the sole substance. All other reported deaths involved other drugs like alcohol or opioids.

Seven.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitragyna_speciosa

To be fair though, if you take it on a regular basis day while heavy drinking your liver will start hurting like hell, and that could definitely kill you, because you basically overload your liver with too many things. Speaking from personal experience.

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Yellow posted...

A total of 7 people died with Kratom being the sole substance. All other reported deaths involved other drugs like alcohol or opioids.

And 91 were ruled to have kratom be the cause of death. In a year and a half. In 27 states.

There are certainly more dangerous substances and Im not saying no one should ever use kratom if it might help them get off of opioids. But to try to convince people it is safe or a good idea to start using it is simply false.
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Yeah, no one should really do any recreational drugs, and learn to function normally without them.

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Heabutt her in the face. That's how I met my wife.
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Rip a giant fart right next to her. She'll respond to the confidence

More like:
"Do you smell that?"
"No?"
"Me neither. Start farting."

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nogaems posted...

More like:
"Do you smell that?"
"No?"
"Me neither. Start farting."

Now we're talking. That way you show how alpha you are and also start the conversation