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GANON1025
12/08/20 1:20:07 PM
#101:


A futanari fans dream come true.... is what I hear the game being called by someone else i dont know what that word means

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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 1:25:16 PM
#102:


Definitely nothing will go wrong with you googling it.

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handsomeboy2012
12/08/20 1:28:30 PM
#103:


So is anyone going to talk about the bugs that every reviewer pointed out
Looks like I should wait a few months before buying?
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VintageGin
12/08/20 1:29:37 PM
#104:


PostContestUlti posted...
I didn't leave the topic, just dumb arguments. There is no actual purpose in trying to convince dumb people to stop being dumb.

r/selfawarewolves

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andylt
12/08/20 1:34:21 PM
#105:


handsomeboy2012 posted...
So is anyone going to talk about the bugs that every reviewer pointed out
Looks like I should wait a few months before buying?
CDPR ridiculously aren't allowing reviewers to post their own footage of the game, presumably to stop Andromeda-style meme vids of all the glitches. Yeah, they sound very rough.

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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 1:35:08 PM
#106:


handsomeboy2012 posted...
So is anyone going to talk about the bugs that every reviewer pointed out
Looks like I should wait a few months before buying?

I would HOPE that it would be safe to buy around the time of the current gen release in a few months...unless those version have a whole be slew of bugs.

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swordz9
12/08/20 1:39:11 PM
#107:


Sounds pretty extensive. Wonder if there will be people playing as dudes with boobs if thats even possible. I know a few people here at least will be playing as a futa. Cant believe they were actually able to let this stuff in a video game. I remember when some games had boob size sliders removed and this game actually lets you adjust your dick size haha. The future of character customization is nuts
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davidponte
12/08/20 1:40:11 PM
#108:


Are they releasing a completely different product for the PS5/XBX versions, or is it just coming in the form of an 'upgrade' to the existing versions?

I would assume its the latter, and I'd also assume that it's going to be delayed considering they are going to be busy dealing with the mess that they have right now.

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Leonhart4
12/08/20 1:40:34 PM
#109:


Yeah testicle customization is the next step for Cyberpunk 2078

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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 1:45:20 PM
#110:


davidponte posted...
Are they releasing a completely different product for the PS5/XBX versions, or is it just coming in the form of an 'upgrade' to the existing versions?

I would assume its the latter, and I'd also assume that it's going to be delayed considering they are going to be busy dealing with the mess that they have right now.

I beleive there is an upgrade path, but a standalone product is being released as well under a different SKU.

swordz9 posted...
I remember when some games had boob size sliders removed and this game actually lets you adjust your dick size haha. The future of character customization is nuts

Saints Row is ahead of it's time as always.

As for the boob slider thing, I think it was one of the Xenoblades because the character was like 15 or 16?

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TheRock1525
12/08/20 1:46:01 PM
#111:


UshiromiyaEva posted...
Definitely nothing will go wrong with you googling it.
More like what will go right with googling it.

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KamikazePotato
12/08/20 1:47:22 PM
#112:


There's no age given for the Xenoblade X main character.

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MoogleKupo141
12/08/20 1:55:48 PM
#113:


PostContestUlti posted...
There is a difference between representation (something no one is arguing against) and "everything must be about me and done in the exact way I want or you're a bigot homophobe".

You are not dumb. You know what this difference is and you're playing dumb on purpose cuz bored. I'm not playing along and wasting my time anymore dude, you have fun.


ok ill just post once more so I win

the highlighted portions of the reviews in that tweet do not read to me like "everything must be about me and done in the exact way I want or you're a bigot homophobe", but your post reads to me like hey trans people, you got represented, now shut up and be happy about it.

youre not part of the affected group and you havent even played the game, so what basis do you have to completely dismiss the criticism of a trans woman who has played the game? Maybe the people with relevant experience actually have a valid point.

also maybe they dont! I dont know! I havent played the game and even when I do play it, im not really going to notice this stuff because its not personally relevant.
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MoogleKupo141
12/08/20 2:02:00 PM
#114:


UshiromiyaEva posted...


I would HOPE that it would be safe to buy around the time of the current gen release in a few months...unless those version have a whole be slew of bugs.


in the giant bomb video, Jeff B mentions a rumor that the new gen versions are delayed into 2022. that sounds crazy, so its probably crazy, but also it may be more than a few months before those versions come out.
It seems like they were really scrambling at the end here to just get any version of the game out the door. Considering the state of what they actually put out, I could definitely believe that their attention is all on fixing the versions theyre releasing now and not on putting out the PS5/XSX versions.

or hey maybe they fixed everything and after the day 1 patch there will be no problems
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MoogleKupo141
12/08/20 2:03:21 PM
#115:


iiicon posted...

you can select between penis 1 or penis 2 and adjust the size of your penis

i do not believe you can customize your vagina


penis 1 and penis 2 are circumcised v uncircumcised, so theres not a great vaginal analogue to that I guess
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Haunter12O
12/08/20 2:08:06 PM
#116:


Reposted:

It's hilarious how I've been reading most of these negative reviews of Cyberpunk, and it's people rating it lower because "it's just a video game." That's literally why they didn't give the game a high score (and in some cases a 7/10), because it didn't make them think they're in a new state of mind, rather that they're playing a video game. Of course they complained about bugs, but really the issues I'm seeing with most reviews can be attributed to people not being blown away.

It's a fucking video game. Keep your expectations in check.

Most of the professional reviews I've read hardly talk about the actual gameplay, story, progression, etc. either. Rather they fawn about the game and how it either meets or doesn't meet their expectations. I guess this could be due to the fact that CD Projekt Red wants them to be a bit hush hush due to the embargo (no gameplay footage either) but in the end, I do not recommend reading or watching any reviews at this moment because they will hardly provide any information, and if you do, take them with a grain of salt.

I like to pick on Game Informer but their review is particularly bad. It reads more like a preview of the game, providing absolutely zero new information and nothing we don't already know. I could literally write the same exact review right now, without having played the game. It's a waste of time to try to read it. https://www.gameinformer.com/review/cyberpunk-2077/cyberpunk-2077-review-a-wild-time-in-night-city

RPG Site has a pretty lengthy review that is actually decent, though.
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ChaosTonyV4
12/08/20 2:09:11 PM
#117:


https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/cyberpunk-2077-criticized-for-unskippable-cutscene-where-you-have-to-eat-peanuts-even-if-youre-allergic/

They cant keep getting away with this.

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MoogleKupo141
12/08/20 2:15:32 PM
#118:


I like to pick on Game Informer but their review is particularly bad. It reads more like a preview of the game, providing absolutely zero new information and nothing we don't already know. I could literally write the same exact review right now, without having played the game. It's a waste of time to try to read it. https://www.gameinformer.com/review/cyberpunk-2077/cyberpunk-2077-review-a-wild-time-in-night-city


this review seems totally fine
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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 2:48:55 PM
#119:


Haunter12O posted...
That's literally why they didn't give the game a high score (and in some cases a 7/10)

Can I just say how ridiculous this statement would be in any other medium?

Not every score is high, and some are as bad as a 7/10.

The scale is fucked.

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masterplum
12/08/20 3:15:21 PM
#120:


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Penis customization is officially too far

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GANON1025
12/08/20 3:19:25 PM
#121:


Its not far enough I say.... were limited to only one penis?

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charmander6000
12/08/20 3:22:39 PM
#122:


UshiromiyaEva posted...
Can I just say how ridiculous this statement would be in any other medium?

Not every score is high, and some are as bad as a 7/10.

The scale is fucked.

It's been like that for a long time. Anything below 7/10 might as well be a fail in video games. Games need to be historically bad to get below 5/10.

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swordz9
12/08/20 3:24:13 PM
#123:


masterplum posted...
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Penis customization is officially too far

Nonsense we still need customization options for bleached anus
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Wanglicious
12/08/20 3:29:18 PM
#124:


penis customization is great.
as are boob sliders.

i mean sony's hypocritical on it but what else is new.


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Nanis23
12/08/20 3:40:18 PM
#125:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
youre not part of the affected group
This is the worst kind of logic that is coming up in every argument about a minority group
Seems like you think common sense doesn't exist. Either you experience something or you can't talk about this until you do

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JackMan
12/08/20 3:44:13 PM
#126:


Foreskin on or off isn't enough, I need a slider to determine length. And 'shower' and 'grower' options. Maybe a phimosis toggle. And ball dangle options.

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Nanis23
12/08/20 3:47:06 PM
#127:


By the way what do you think about the Gamespot review?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p41WwvVsiyY
Less views than I expected so this somehow not a Internet shitstorm, but the dislike ratio is high

Basically they are mad that the reviewer complains about "having too much pointless things to do" and people respond with "it's a RPG what did you expect!!!"

Now I am kind of torn because both of them are..right?
Take Ubisoft games for example, they are full of pointless things to do like collect feathers or find flags or repeat the same missions over and over again (but in different locations or whatever) this is fake length and fake content
And, well, if there is a mechanic in a game but you don't need to use it because the game is too easy/it's not rewarding, in my opinion this means the game failed the mechanics. Some Assassin Creed game used to have a bomb system (I think it was Revelations) that I never used in the entire game because there was no need to.

But the "it's a RPG!" is also valid. People that play those games want to experience the world as much as possible and take their time slowly. They want to read side stories. They care for the little details. They don't want to rush to the ending.

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KamikazePotato
12/08/20 3:49:23 PM
#128:


Women journalist expresses viewpoint that goes against the GamerGater legion's favorite developer

Wonder why that video has so many dislikes

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Xiahou Shake
12/08/20 3:54:20 PM
#129:


You can absolutely have an RPG that's both immersive and jam-packed with things to do without having any of those things be pointless fluff. Yakuza: Like a Dragon just did it and that was the studio's first attempt at an RPG! We just see the massive, open, empty Ubisoft approach taken far more often because reasons.

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Mac Arrowny
12/08/20 4:13:16 PM
#132:


Xiahou Shake posted...
You can absolutely have an RPG that's both immersive and jam-packed with things to do without having any of those things be pointless fluff. Yakuza: Like a Dragon just did it and that was the studio's first attempt at an RPG! We just see the massive, open, empty Ubisoft approach taken far more often because reasons.


Yeah, some big open games definitely have more meaningful sidequests than others. Xenoblade's sidequests are pretty awful compared to XB2's, for example.
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MoogleKupo141
12/08/20 4:19:44 PM
#133:


Nanis23 posted...

This is the worst kind of logic that is coming up in every argument about a minority group
Seems like you think common sense doesn't exist. Either you experience something or you can't talk about this until you do


common sense tells me that people who experience something are more qualified to speak on it than people without that experience.

were discussing something that is very personal. someone not in the affected group just doesnt have the same frame of reference to recognize if something is offensive.
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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 4:31:23 PM
#134:


You guys are arguing with the guy who said you can't be transphobic unless you physically assault a trans person.

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Nanis23
12/08/20 4:33:30 PM
#135:


UshiromiyaEva posted...
You guys are arguing with the guy who said you can't be transphobic unless you physically assault a trans person.
And you are dumb on purpose
Even when I explained to you what I meant and it's not even close to what you just said

Just shut the hell up and leave me alone

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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 4:34:51 PM
#136:


Nanis23 posted...
Just shut the hell up and leave me alone

Ironic!

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Nanis23
12/08/20 4:37:03 PM
#137:


You are misleading and spreading lies about me and turn people against me. This is unacceptable

Hey guys, did you hear that UshiromiyaEva said, that not only "All Cops Are Bastards" but that they also deserves a slow and painful death?
Yes, he said that. What a horrible human being I can't believe it!

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Aecioo
12/08/20 4:39:02 PM
#138:


UshiromiyaEva posted...
You guys are arguing with the guy who said you can't be transphobic unless you physically assault a trans person.

Woah did he really say this?

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Jakyl25
12/08/20 4:40:24 PM
#139:


Nanis23 posted...
Now I am kind of torn because both of them are..right?


Weird how different people can have different valid perspectives on a game
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Nanis23
12/08/20 4:40:28 PM
#140:


This is what I said just a week ago
And I stand by this

And if you think otherwise, you are the one that is wrong by using wrong definitions

Now fuck off and don't spread lies about me you worm

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Wanglicious
12/08/20 4:41:51 PM
#141:


Nanis23 posted...
By the way what do you think about the Gamespot review?

that it's a gamespot review.
they ain't particularly good.

doesn't seem like she's particularly familiar with cyberpunk or WRPGs so you're getting a complete outsider's perspective which is dumb.

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Nanis23
12/08/20 4:42:38 PM
#142:


Jakyl25 posted...
Weird how different people can have different valid perspectives on a game
No shit

I wouldn't say this if the dislike:like ratio wasn't this high

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Jakyl25
12/08/20 4:49:10 PM
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Wanglicious
12/08/20 4:53:35 PM
#144:


main review i'm waiting for is gaming nexus, though i'm sure there's a couple other youtubers who'll do it too.
it just doesn't make that much sense to see current ones considering the review copies are explicitly worse in every way from day 1 retail copies between patches and the lack of DRM.

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Waluigi1
12/08/20 4:53:46 PM
#145:


I just don't understand why they gave it to her. I thought we were past assigning reviews to people uninterested in the game or unfamiliar with the genre. I'd honestly say this is on her boss.

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iiicon
12/08/20 4:55:38 PM
#146:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
penis 1 and penis 2 are circumcised v uncircumcised, so theres not a great vaginal analogue to that I guess
they started development on this game 8 years ago! surely they could have designed a second vagina in all that time.

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Mac Arrowny
12/08/20 4:59:55 PM
#147:


Just not enough vagina demand. Gay guys, straight girls, and straight guys all love dicks. Not much of a vagina audience other than gay girls.
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Jakyl25
12/08/20 4:59:55 PM
#148:


Waluigi1 posted...
I just don't understand why they gave it to her. I thought we were past assigning reviews to people uninterested in the game or unfamiliar with the genre. I'd honestly say this is on her boss.


I think Wangs assessment of her experience is inaccurate
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Wanglicious
12/08/20 5:05:45 PM
#149:


i mean she complains about bleakness in a cyberpunk world. pretty safe bet this ain't her genre!

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UshiromiyaEva
12/08/20 5:05:48 PM
#150:


GGers assement of a game critic is off, big surprise.

https://twitter.com/CyberpunkGame/status/1336389181988343812?s=19

Well that's good at least.

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