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UnfairRepresent
08/03/21 10:24:50 AM
#1:


80/80

You come home one day to find your girlfriend kicking ass at a video game only then discovering to your surprise, shock and horror that she is playing your favorite video game ever.

And that she has made mincemeat of your high score and is still going strong.

She dismissively says "Just a sec babe let me finish this." without even looking at you as she plays.



How do you react?

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ChocoboMogALT
08/03/21 10:26:55 AM
#2:


If start asking for tips instead of giving the tip.

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FabIe
08/03/21 10:27:53 AM
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I wonder who even plays games with "high scores" anymore.

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BuckVanHammer
08/03/21 10:28:30 AM
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The Popo
08/03/21 10:30:22 AM
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I didnt even know what my high score was in Street Fighter IV

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Strider102
08/03/21 10:31:37 AM
#6:


"No, why!? You bumped down ASS from the number 1 spot! Now I gotta go back and do it again!!!"

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The_Korey
08/03/21 10:31:55 AM
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It's 2021. Yeah, the indie/retro scene is nice, but who the hell's favorite game uses high scores?

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DeadBankerDream
08/03/21 10:32:38 AM
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I ask her why she supports abusive parents that allow their children to watch Dragonball Z

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Shotgunnova
08/03/21 10:35:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent
08/03/21 10:37:25 AM
#10:


FabIe posted...
I wonder who even plays games with "high scores" anymore.
Most people I think

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Ilishe
08/03/21 10:39:40 AM
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I'll just assume it's Hades.

Holy shit. She's good!

Time to up the HEAT

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PMarth2002
08/03/21 10:40:05 AM
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FFT doesn't have high scores.

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Returning_CEmen
08/03/21 10:41:13 AM
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FreeUse while she continues to play

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WilliamPorygon
08/03/21 10:43:47 AM
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If she's that good at Tetris that's just another reason she's a worthy girlfriend

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Metal_Bug
08/03/21 10:44:35 AM
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FabIe posted...
I wonder who even plays games with "high scores" anymore.
Beating your hardest time on Mario Kart could mean the same thing.
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yutterh
08/03/21 10:45:01 AM
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UnfairRepresent
08/03/21 11:37:52 AM
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Metal_Bug posted...
Beating your hardest time on Mario Kart could mean the same thing.
whose favorite game is Mario cart

thats like your favorite movie being The Fast and The Furious 3

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RetsuZaiZen
08/03/21 11:52:04 AM
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If this chick started S Classing all my DMC games like Donguri or SSSmoke I'm marrying her.

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ApherosyLove
08/03/21 11:53:39 AM
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FabIe posted...
I wonder who even plays games with "high scores" anymore.

The Popo posted...
I didnt even know what my high score was in Street Fighter IV

The_Korey posted...
It's 2021. Yeah, the indie/retro scene is nice, but who the hell's favorite game uses high scores?

PMarth2002 posted...
FFT doesn't have high scores.

Do you guys have zero imagination?

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UnfairRepresent
08/04/21 4:23:15 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
If this chick started S Classing all my DMC games like Donguri or SSSmoke I'm marrying her.
Even DMC: Devil May Cry?

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spikethedevil
08/04/21 4:24:24 AM
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My GF is a gamer? Sweet.

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Guide
08/04/21 4:25:52 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
My GF is a gamer? Sweet.

Most people are gamers, now. What kinda fuckin' weirdo doesn't play games tbh

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inTaCtfuL
08/04/21 4:27:39 AM
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Idk what the high score would be in Splatoon 2, your ranked power? If she's shatters that score then that means that she's a way better player than me, if that's the case then holy shit

That would legitimately make me like this game even MORE. We can play together often and try to dominate the competition. Damn you TC for bringing this fantasy to my mind lol

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Nukazie
08/04/21 4:28:43 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
i fuck her for some reason

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UnfairRepresent
08/05/21 4:49:00 AM
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Guide posted...
Most people are gamers, now. What kinda fuckin' weirdo doesn't play games tbh
lol true

if you count "casual " games, women play more than men

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dj1200
08/05/21 5:36:08 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lol true

if you count "casual " games, women play more than men

like playing hard to get?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/05/21 5:45:58 AM
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Be happy and proud she actually learned to be such a good player at my favorite game.

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UnfairRepresent
08/05/21 5:46:04 AM
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dj1200 posted...
like playing hard to get?
No like Peggle, Farmville, Snake, Dark Souls 2, Cookie Clicker, Bejeweled etc

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Ratchetrockon
08/05/21 5:51:38 AM
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Ask her for tips and suggest that she record her gameplay so i can watch it at 1/4 speed. I pretty much just watched good players play my fave game at 1/4 speed to figure out what they were doing and copied some of it

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shnangyboos
08/05/21 5:54:12 AM
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I'd wonder who she actually had do it, because she's been awful when she tried.

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DKJ
08/05/21 6:02:23 AM
#32:


I'll just beat her back. Then I beat her score.

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UnfairRepresent
08/06/21 4:48:24 PM
#33:


DKJ posted...
I'll just beat her back. Then I beat her score.
dude...

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KZ1K
08/06/21 4:53:31 PM
#34:


Propose to her on the spot.
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garan
08/06/21 4:54:35 PM
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All of my favorite videogames are SP RPGs, which don't use anything like a high score. I guess if I dig down far enough into my collection, I'll find something that does, and if she's a prodigy at that then good for her.
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UnfairRepresent
08/07/21 5:04:39 AM
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garan posted...
All of my favorite videogames are SP RPGs, which don't use anything like a high score. I guess if I dig down far enough into my collection, I'll find something that does, and if she's a prodigy at that then good for her.
They have equivalents, like never dying, getting missables, sidequests at a great speed

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UnfairRepresent
08/08/21 11:26:23 AM
#37:


KZ1K posted...
Propose to her on the spot.
Wait until she's finished her session man

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