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Femputer
02/02/22 8:44:12 PM
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Uhh thou shalt not...d'ohhh *throws rock*

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Stalolin
02/02/22 8:47:21 PM
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If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector 7B.

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Femputer
02/02/22 8:48:00 PM
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Stalolin posted...
If the plant ye wish to feel, go to sector 7B.
I think you mean sector 7Beel

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Stalolin
02/02/22 8:48:29 PM
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... god damn it! I edited it.

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"Our selves are something we create, not discover."
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Back_Stabbath
02/02/22 8:49:41 PM
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"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother."

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MabusIncarnate
02/02/22 8:50:17 PM
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Thou shalt not pass!

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Femputer
02/02/22 8:51:52 PM
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Give him the breathalyzer!

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Airhammy
02/02/22 8:53:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqfLOJGS_7o

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HylianFox
02/02/22 8:54:18 PM
#9:


Duff
Duff Lite
Duff Dry
Duff Dark
Raspberry Duff
Lady Duff
Duff Gummy Beers

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008Zulu
02/03/22 12:21:13 AM
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Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, you have one too!
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, you have one too!
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, Duff... Duff...

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Airhammy
02/03/22 12:28:20 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/whalhs9.gif

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Slayer_22
02/03/22 12:29:59 AM
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Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.

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Ranlom
02/03/22 12:33:24 AM
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The man never drank a duff in his life

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Incurso
02/03/22 12:40:26 AM
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Alright, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, then I can get back to killing you with beer.
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The Popo
02/03/22 12:50:12 AM
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https://gfycat.com/helplessklutzyamethystgemclam

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HylianFox
02/03/22 1:57:54 AM
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Incurso posted...
Alright, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, then I can get back to killing you with beer.

It's a deal!

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Xethuminra
02/03/22 2:01:56 AM
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*strums*
Remember 9/11
Remember World War II
Remember Donald Trump
Remember me & you
*does a lick*

$_$

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gunplagirl
02/03/22 2:03:56 AM
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Psalm 137:9
Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rocks

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Xethuminra
02/03/22 2:16:43 AM
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This is a song now for all the broken people in the world
If you need some consolation, today you'll found your worth
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jumi
02/03/22 7:32:14 AM
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Jesus wept.

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Tyranthraxus
02/03/22 8:03:03 AM
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I've got a Bible verse in my sig. I'm good.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Criminalt
02/03/22 8:11:30 AM
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Or just whack the eight-legged fuckers with a Bible.

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masterpug53
02/03/22 9:30:15 AM
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https://youtu.be/igTQoCBwp-4?t=21

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bigblu89
02/03/22 9:34:52 AM
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee

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DespondentDeity
02/03/22 9:48:17 AM
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MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN
[Numbered Numbered Weighed Divided]

This is the interpretation of the thing: God hath numbered thy kingdom and finished it, thou art weighed in the balances and found wanting, thy kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and the Persians.

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