Current Events > DSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell

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Zikten posted...

He loves to say the term "Meaningful Content"

He has like 10 stock phrases he repeats over and over. That's how you know it's brainwashing and not just normal conversation, because normal humans do not try to hammer home a point like that. They're able to talk about an issue without using the same exact wording every single time.

https://youtu.be/N7Ll8_KxZw8

*Black people talk about food*

DSP: I don't understand this culture or what they're saying

Did he bite his nails again?

He's just absurdly deluded now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/13nccw7/dave_the_trailblazer/

tl;dw DSP claims to have "inspired" reviewbrah to start making YT videos. So, according to DSP he's inspired everyone on YT at some point or another? Delusional.

I can't wait until someone (looking at you 0utsyder) tackles the dumpster fire that is his Tears of the Kingdom playthrough when he finishes up the game several months from now, from what little I know it's on track to be one of his worst playthroughs due to the game basically being the opposite of what God of War 2018 did in dumbing the game down literally for him for its sequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYGDT7A7MQ&ab_channel=SnortHogan

He goes absolutely ballistic when someone calls him out. "I never said inspired him. hahaha moron. Go fuck yourself". When eh literally said he did not even 5 minutes earlier.

Balnazarr posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYGDT7A7MQ&ab_channel=SnortHogan

He goes absolutely ballistic when someone calls him out. "I never said inspired him. hahaha moron. Go fuck yourself". When eh literally said he did not even 5 minutes earlier.

Man who is not a clown does the most clownish reaction in the history of the internet.

How many 100 dollar shots will definitely not OIC donate today? I'm thinking three.

BurmesePenguin posted...

How many 100 dollar shots will definitely not OIC donate today? I'm thinking three.

We're at 3. Man just tipped the entire goal not even 10 minutes in. OIC has tipped well over $3k. No wonder why he didn't take the $50k when OIC is willing to go bankrupt for him.

So far Jynx has donated at least 400 dollars.

BurmesePenguin posted...

So far OIC has donated at least 400 dollars.

Fixed.

I wonder who these people are who have massive amounts of money to just throw at Phil every day

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/13o46gd/i_think_derich_was_typing_in_the_wrong_tab/

Lmfao so derich watches dsp and porn at the same time??

Zikten posted...

I wonder who these people are who have massive amounts of money to just throw at Phil every day

OIC is mentally ill and seems to want attention by any means necessary.

I briefly clicked on his fighter ranking marathon stream, and he currently has $1,160 in tips.

"Jinx" has tipped at least $400, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's more (only the top tip is shown).

boxoto posted...

I briefly clicked on his fighter ranking marathon stream, and he currently has $1,160 in tips.

"Jinx" has tipped at least $400, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's more (only the top tip is shown).

Jeez imagine how much doordash he can buy with that money

Why does dsp get these paypigs who throw money at him?

LightningAce11 posted...

Why does dsp get these paypigs who throw money at him?

OIC is an attention seeker desperate for someone to love him.

Currently @ over 1.1k in tips. 90% from 1 person.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/13o46gd/i_think_derich_was_typing_in_the_wrong_tab/

Lmfao so derich watches dsp and porn at the same time??

*shrugs* It would make listening to him bearable even for the biggest simps.

So high and mighty, but his supporters are consistently behaving like the type of peeps he doesn't want around him.

LightningAce11 posted... Why does dsp get these paypigs who throw money at him?

This is how cold the world can be. Abusive relationships are a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMR8_Pkdxrc

Yeah OIC gave 100, then 200, then 400 and so on. DSP likely coordinates these tips like he used to with planetjeff because he does not sound surprised at all.

So, OIC has tipped well over 1k today alone. Just to watch a 40 year old man drink and eat on stream like a child.

Getting tipped a thousand dollars by a single person in a day.

Tomorrow will be upset about people saying the vest streak is just one person because one day some other dimdums also tipped 100 dollars.

There's something fishy about the Jinx/Ryan/OIC thing honestly.
I can't put my finger on it but it feels off.

Vyrulisse posted...

There's something fishy about the Jinx/Ryan/OIC thing honestly.
I can't put my finger on it but it feels off.

Nothing off. He's just a true dent/

Balnazarr posted...

Nothing off. He's just a true dent/

Nah, OIC is a true weirdo.
I think he likes building up Phil then he cuts off support and vanishes for awhile to make him sweat. It's some weird game with him.

I saw a clip of him saying it took him over an hour to beat M. Bison in Super Turbo on the highest difficulty.

I know the higher difficulties on fighting games I play are really fucking hard, tekken and such. But I'm not the number one American SF2 player of 2000 and whatever, so this seems absurd to me. Maybe it's not, I dunno. But it sounds like it.

Phil asked the dents what kind of "theme-styled event" they would like to see.

Stop it.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil asked the dents what kind of "theme-styled event" they would like to see.

Stop it.

Someone said say

"A retirement party"

https://youtu.be/z_kbACA5GqY?t=188

Phil says he can't spend any of the 3000+ he got from Jinx on a new pc or anything else for the streams because he has to earmark them for bills. Even though he always pays his bills with the money he gets from youtube just fine.

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/z_kbACA5GqY?t=188

Phil says he can't spend any of the 3000+ he got from Jinx on a new pc or anything else for the streams because he has to earmark them for bills. Even though he always pays his bills with the money he gets from youtube just fine.

Phil never has 'extra' money, he can't let people have the illusion of him having disposable moneh, lest people donate less.

He's never going to buy a new PC, he's just going to wait until one of his dents breaks down and gifts him one.

b_nolan posted...

He's never going to buy a new PC, he's just going to wait until one of his dents breaks down and gifts him one.

I mean, it will happen. So indeed, why spend money if someone will (and yes, it will happen) just give you one.

Save that money for your addicition.

Phil already telling his audience to ignore the 3k he made last week, that's still not enough to let him buy a new PC.

b_nolan posted...

Phil already telling his audience to ignore the 3k he made last week, that's still not enough to let him buy a new PC.

Which is funny, because GPUs have started to drop, for less than half of that money you can build an excellent mid-high end gaming PC.

Nazanir posted...

Which is funny, because GPUs have started to drop, for less than half of that money you can build an excellent mid-high end gaming PC.

Lol, Phil would never build a PC

So, Kat's car tire was "stolen" while she was at work.

What a coincidence that this happened right after the money streak from Jinx ended.

No way would one stolen tire have him talking about maybe missing multiple streams, something else is going on.

This dude gets to take time off streams for a sob story, only to come back the next one with hundreds in donations. Hes done it before.

Balnazarr posted...

So, Kat's car tire was "stolen" while she was at work.

Here is a wild guess, it will cost in the vicinity of 3000 dollars to replace.

Phil says hes gonna review Dune Part I when Part II comes out.

Imagine Phil trying to comprehend Dune. Its going to be the greatest shitshow of all time.

But also is he just going to review part I and let it hang? He doesnt go outside.

Balnazarr posted...

So, Kat's car tire was "stolen" while she was at work.

So I finally watched this story and I'm noting that for the second time in two or three days Phil's wife tries to get in contact with him while he's streaming and she fails because he has his phone on silent during streams.

This is baffling to me. What reason would he have for this? Literally nobody else would call him. And if they did, so what. Is his stream sullied if you can hear a vibrating phone in the background?

Noone stole that tire. I guarantee it.

Any tire thief worth their salt would NOT use a scissor lift AND LEAVE IT THERE after taking the tire. If they're taking your tires, they're using cement blocks. Period.

This scam has to be one of the dumbest he's ever concocted, and yet his dents will still slurp it up because they know no better. It'd be sad if it weren't sickening.

I don't believe a word out of his fucking mouth. Too much says he's full of shit, and we have seen on that podcast how far he will go to lie.

guilty till proven innocent. He does not deserve the BoTD, and i can't help but notice how quick he was to show "proof" this time. I'm sorry, but hell no. This sounds like another scam. Don't trust this man.

Edit: fuck him! I'm not sorry.

It's so nice they took one tire and left the jack.
https://twitter.com/RealSetvin/status/1661330266810400768
And she parks horizontally across multiple lines.
BurmesePenguin posted...

So I finally watched this story and I'm noting that for the second time in two or three days Phil's wife tries to get in contact with him while he's streaming and she fails because he has his phone on silent during streams.

This is baffling to me. What reason would he have for this? Literally nobody else would call him. And if they did, so what. Is his stream sullied if you can hear a vibrating phone in the background?

Also during the story, LyficerSoul apparently said something racist in chat, and Phil's response to a money creature being racist was "hey, stop that"

Also this whole story is a made up excuse to get rid of the money he made in the last week so he can still beg as usual.

He said he's afraid trolls will call him or something.

Balnazarr posted...

He said he's afraid trolls will call him or something.

That makes no fucking sense.

Anyway, so apparently this actually did happen. Some people of a truly savory nature have been researching based on the things Phil said and located a mall near him where an event like this happened on the day in question.

Which means that it is now known which mall Phil's wife works at.

:/

BurmesePenguin posted...

That makes no fucking sense.

Anyway, so apparently this actually did happen. Some people of a truly savory nature have been researching based on the things Phil said and located a mall near him where an event like this happened on the day in question.

Which means that it is now known which mall Phil's wife works at.

:/

I am all for poking the hornets' nest. People trolling Phil and messing with him on stream is all fair game to me.

But that is where it should begin and end.

If you actually go out of your way to fuxk with someone physically like this (assuming a detractor actually did this), spend a few nights in jail, get your head straight. Because you got sucked in too far too deep.

Nazanir posted...

I am all for poking the hornets' nest. People trolling Phil and messing with him on stream is all fair game to me.

But that is where it should begin and end.

If you actually go out of your way to fuxk with someone physically like this (assuming a detractor actually did this), spend a few nights in jail, get your head straight. Because you got sucked in too far too deep.

Nobodys fucked with him.

Anyway, so apparently this actually did happen. Some people of a truly savory nature have been researching based on the things Phil said and located a mall near him where an event like this happened on the day in question.

I eat my words to not come off moving goal post if that's the case because he still sounds sus, and is still a liar prone to omitting deets for the purposes of pity parties. I know there are some dumb criminals, but Jesus.