Current Events > DSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell

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Nintendo_Porn
03/22/23 8:30:37 AM
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03/22/23 8:30:52 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/22/23 9:01:47 AM
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Whats been going on with him? I saw he did an interview with some people and had a convo with keemstart and turned down a project that could have made him a ton of money?

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BurmesePenguin
03/22/23 9:07:59 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Whats been going on with him? I saw he did an interview with some people and had a convo with keemstart and turned down a project that could have made him a ton of money?
I honestly don't know how to explain the shitshow that happened since thursday when he did that interview.
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Nintendo_Porn
03/22/23 9:18:21 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Whats been going on with him? I saw he did an interview with some people and had a convo with keemstart and turned down a project that could have made him a ton of money?

He put himself in a situation where he couldn't censor scrutiny of his lies, and got obliterated/exposed as a scammer for hours by actual adults who know better.

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BurmesePenguin
03/22/23 10:11:04 AM
#6:


Phil's list of game releases is outdated and he has plans for updating it.

Updating it will be a segment of his Birthday Bash Event!
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Nintendo_Porn
03/22/23 10:16:15 AM
#7:


The podcast for those who missed it.

https://youtu.be/yQw-IxvvE6c

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Slayer_22
03/22/23 10:33:00 AM
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I was lowkey hoping Critikal would have jumped on this. Or iDubbbz with his documentary series.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/22/23 11:25:43 AM
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Nintendo_Porn posted...
The podcast for those who missed it.

Thanks. I know it will probably be super boring but I need something to listen to today.

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BurmesePenguin
03/22/23 11:28:42 AM
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It starts slow, but after like 30 or so minutes it becomes a carnival ride.
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dancing_cactuar
03/22/23 12:29:22 PM
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Briefly going off the interview, no wonder this dude isn't getting shit for views, only now did he decide to go and play Prime Remastered, over a month after it came out on digital and a month after a physical version which he doesn't give 5 shits about. The hell did you do during that month, Dave? And how much do you wanna bet that it'll be worse than his first crack at Prime despite blaming all his failures in the trilogy version on motion controls?

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LightningAce11
03/22/23 12:30:06 PM
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BurmesePenguin
03/22/23 12:36:33 PM
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dancing_cactuar posted...
Briefly going off the interview, no wonder this dude isn't getting shit for views, only now did he decide to go and play Prime Remastered, over a month after it came out on digital and a month after a physical version which he doesn't give 5 shits about. The hell did you do during that month, Dave? And how much do you wanna bet that it'll be worse than his first crack at Prime despite blaming all his failures in the trilogy version on motion controls?
He complained that Nintendo didn't take his schedule into consideration by shadowdropping it instead of creating hype around it for months.

Any other time he complains about hype culture.
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Nintendo_Porn
03/22/23 3:01:30 PM
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At 3HR 39 minutes when he's reading off his expenses I love how everyone notices the blatant cooking. That's stuff that only works on dependents. He is a very dangerous person, and you see how far he will go to deceive.

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Vyrulisse
03/22/23 3:12:45 PM
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Yeah it's something else.

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Balnazarr
03/22/23 3:18:51 PM
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So, Phils tax guy is just Phil. Anyone ever wonder why his "Tax guy" is constantly asking his fucking client questions? Like what "tax guy" is going to be asking YOU the client questions? And on top of that he somehow always screws up.

Anyways, I got to talk to one of his whales. It went as well it usually goes with them." Phil is the most honest guy on the internet; everyone is lying and all this "proof" is just hearsay. Why would phil lie? If he says the trolls are lying then hes honest. Where's your proof?" -shows proof- "That's all hearsay and out of context. You're just a troll so bye" Then he blocked me. xD
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Nazanir
03/22/23 3:57:06 PM
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Balnazarr posted...
So, Phils tax guy is just Phil. Anyone ever wonder why his "Tax guy" is constantly asking his fucking client questions? Like what "tax guy" is going to be asking YOU the client questions? And on top of that he somehow always screws up.

Anyways, I got to talk to one of his whales. It went as well it usually goes with them." Phil is the most honest guy on the internet; everyone is lying and all this "proof" is just hearsay. Why would phil lie? If he says the trolls are lying then hes honest. Where's your proof?" -shows proof- "That's all hearsay and out of context. You're just a troll so bye" Then he blocked me. xD
I just dont get that mindset. How can you be so against opposing views? I mean just look at Phil during the interview and after. And by that I mean the shift in behaviour. He suddenly is so brave when no one can talk back to him.

That alone should be reason to at least look at Phil with a critical eye.

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Balnazarr
03/22/23 4:09:49 PM
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Oh he an answer for that: Craig ambushed him and kept attacking. They wouldn't let him explain anything. This was just a hit piece.
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Nintendo_Porn
03/22/23 4:17:53 PM
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They let him defend himself, and he tried abuser/manipulative tactics like rambling about unrelated shit.

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Akagami_Shanks
03/22/23 4:26:24 PM
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at least he finally finished persona 3

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BurmesePenguin
03/22/23 4:30:58 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
at least he finally finished persona 3
He did?
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Sharashaska
03/22/23 4:43:01 PM
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Nintendo_Porn posted...
The podcast for those who missed it.

https://youtu.be/yQw-IxvvE6c
15 years

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Akagami_Shanks
03/22/23 4:54:02 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
He did?
https://youtu.be/Lu1oM3AzjaA

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MedeaLysistrata
03/22/23 5:22:22 PM
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yes, yes

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Zikten
03/22/23 5:48:47 PM
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How does he have actual real fans? I always assume everyone is just hate watching him. Why would someone legitimately think Phil is cool?
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Nintendo_Porn
03/22/23 6:49:36 PM
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Zikten posted...
How does he have actual real fans? I always assume everyone is just hate watching him. Why would someone legitimately think Phil is cool?

From the perspectives of NEETS, and dependents who never leave their house he is someone to look up to, so when he calls people "stupid" on stream for asking questions he seems like he has it together in his big house knowing how to adult. Of course the narrative of life fucking him over appeals to them too as they don't wanna take that first, difficult step to move forward in life - easier to blame it on other people.


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GiftedACIII
03/22/23 9:10:13 PM
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thanks for the mention

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Balnazarr
03/22/23 9:36:23 PM
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Zikten posted...
How does he have actual real fans? I always assume everyone is just hate watching him. Why would someone legitimately think Phil is cool?

His fans are quite literally disabled mentally. They see DSP as themselves. It's fucked.
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b_nolan
03/23/23 2:14:04 AM
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Reviewtech caused Phil to have a massive meltdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=807aIUfGMss

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/23/23 11:11:05 AM
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I watched the whole interview, most of their next day after stream, and a large part of Phil's reaction after their next day stream.

Like every single thing they talked to him about and said "Here is why fans have a problem" he did again a couple days after the podcast while complaining about them. He distorts every thing they said to him during it and somehow manages to take everything out of context while trying to flip it to make them the bad guys.

"OH they never were going to believe me and the fact they talked to detractors proves it."
No you fucking idiot. They totally went into it wanting to believe you but your explanations and reasons for things make no fucking sense so of course they don't believe you. And of course they talked to detractors to find out why they have a problem with you. That's the whole point of gathering intel so they know what they are talking about somewhat. I will say the one phone call they played from the detractor was a bit much. If that dude would have just said I don't like X, Y, and Z instead of trying to do bits it might have went over better with Phil.

Then complaining about how they let Keemstar on. Dude they flat out asked you if it was cool. And when you gave a non-committal answer they even asked again. That time you said yes. You can't blame them for that.

Phil just wants to be miserable. He needs to realize that his streaming career is coming to an end.

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Balnazarr
03/23/23 2:32:11 PM
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His streaming career has been over for at least a decade. But, he'll always have a small handful of dents who shower him with money.
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LightningAce11
03/23/23 7:02:05 PM
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After years of begging phil to come on his show, reviewtech finally grows some balls and tells him to fuck off when phil decides he'll "do rich a solid".

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Robert_T_Pooner
03/24/23 12:06:19 AM
#33:


Been busy and just catching up on this interview stuff. Admittedly I didnt have high hopes for it at all, but Craig and Adam delivered. Phil really thought he could just pignosis his way out of every question, but they just saw right through him. The years of being a social hermit have definitely taken a toll on him, and he seems to be incapable of giving a straight answer to anything. Its also funny that he doesnt realize that no one with common sense is ever going to just take him at his word and believe that hes being truthful about, well, anything at all. He lies about everything, sometimes for no fucking reason. He doesnt believe, or cant accept, that he lost the privilege to be given the benefit of the doubt a long time ago.


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Vyrulisse
03/24/23 2:14:38 AM
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He's way too used to preaching to his carefully curated bubble he started to believe that's how normal people see him too.

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BurmesePenguin
03/24/23 4:25:22 PM
#35:


DSP wants WingsofRedemption to provide free content for him by being in the chat, giving the tr00 storyu while Phil reacts to drama content about him
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Nintendo_Porn
03/24/23 8:09:15 PM
#36:


This mofo really thinks someone he fucked out of 50gs want to fuck with him!?

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Nazanir
03/25/23 3:37:58 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
DSP wants WingsofRedemption to provide free content for him by being in the chat, giving the tr00 storyu while Phil reacts to drama content about him
Imagine asking this of a guy you just fucked out of 50.000 dollars.

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LightningAce11
03/25/23 3:45:29 AM
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Phil: I dont know why wings is angry! If its because of the lolcow podcast obviously that meant it was bad if I didnt go for it!

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Nintendo_Porn
03/25/23 9:11:04 AM
#39:


DSP badly needs mental health treatment. He needs someone to challenge him, and turn him around.. I refuse to give him a cent, but he is a pathetic person who trapped himself.

"Lies always beget more lies!" - Mia fey

Lying to yourself is just sad.


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LightningAce11
03/25/23 7:15:58 PM
#40:


https://mobile.twitter.com/evilaj2010/status/1638250001074900994

Its really stupid that he brought up his wifes abuse as a way to deflect from the mobile game convo.

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Nintendo_Porn
03/25/23 7:22:10 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/evilaj2010/status/1638250001074900994

Its really stupid that he brought up his wifes abuse as a way to deflect from the mobile game convo.

Divorce saga incoming.

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BurmesePenguin
03/26/23 1:58:29 AM
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https://youtu.be/6uCQX_kk_FQ

"It's not that hard, I was way better at doing that!"

The narcicissm is strong.
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BurmesePenguin
03/26/23 5:06:15 AM
#43:


https://youtu.be/GWF4_5KrQuo

Phil reacted to an Imam talking about the Koran's outlook on dealing with negative people in your life and Phil made it all about himself.

In fairness, I can only imagine that's exactly what whichever dent nominated the video intended. How else would he possibly react?

My favourite part of the video is when non-racist-human Phil Burnell is very impressed that the Muslim man is able to speak both English and one of them foreign languages without needing to pause and recharge in between.
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LightningAce11
03/26/23 6:57:24 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uCQX_kk_FQ

Look at this jealousy towards maximilian. Mocks him for taking many attempts to complete the Daigo parry challenge while he allegedly did it in less.

Says "one of the criticisms I've heard is he gets a lot of attention but he's not a top level player."

Lol he's using alotta peepul defense but it's really him "a lot of people get mad at him because he gets sponsorships and gets games early"

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MasterVG782
03/26/23 9:27:33 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Look at this jealousy towards maximilian. Mocks him for taking many attempts to complete the Daigo parry challenge while he allegedly did it in less.

Says "one of the criticisms I've heard is he gets a lot of attention but he's not a top level player."

Lol he's using alotta peepul defense but it's really him "a lot of people get mad at him because he gets sponsorships and gets games early"

Yeah, you can definitely detect some big hints of jealousy towards Max there in that video, with the whole "I heard the FGC craps on him because he gets a lot of sponsorships and plays a lot of games early." Well, he worked very hard and cultivated a huge fanbase over the years, and has tried to get many fighting games out to the forefront of players' attention, especially the MVC2 campaign and even holding some tournaments for other games. I'm not saying it was all Max's doing, as his community and other players helped with things. Also, Max knows he's not a high level player, but I've seen Max play fighting games and he's definitely a good one, as he tried to put in the time to learn to play.

Contrast this with DSP, who boasted about getting 4th place in a version of Street Fighter that not a lot of people played. Also, any time he plays fighting games on streams, he is always complaining about lag and dropped inputs, and gets very salty when he loses (which is a lot, because he's not very good).

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dancing_cactuar
03/26/23 11:29:05 AM
#46:


I mentioned this before, but the real reason he craps on Max is because he's literally everything Dave wishes he could be, but never in a million years reach, a youtuber who's proficient at fighting games and mainly known for them but can play other things while maintaining his audience if he so desires, he has an actual family and for years a dog that loved him, and he can rub shoulders with other youtubers and FGC members on a regular basis.

Oh, and you can do the Daigo parry faster, Dave? Then plug in your old ass Xbox 360, boot up 3rd Strike Online, and fucking prove it.

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Sharashaska
03/26/23 12:22:59 PM
#47:


Searched for his video where he attempts the daigo trial, haven't watched through but it starts at 8:50,and there seems to be a part 2 to it
https://youtu.be/ASays6yO9TY

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BurmesePenguin
03/26/23 4:54:29 PM
#48:


Wings tried to join DSP's react show (why he would do that to himself I have no clue) and he couldn't talk because of Phil's dumbass sub only rule.
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Zikten
03/26/23 5:09:22 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Wings tried to join DSP's react show (why he would do that to himself I have no clue) and he couldn't talk because of Phil's dumbass sub only rule.
Did Phil comment on that later?
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BurmesePenguin
03/26/23 5:14:52 PM
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He said Wings was stupid for not subbing for 24 hours to talk like everyone else.
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