Poll of the Day > RC calls her cat "my little penis"

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Jen0125
04/30/18 8:48:26 PM
#1:


I think it's weird

She thinks it's funny

Discuss
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Blightzkrieg
04/30/18 8:49:14 PM
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Shouldn't it be "my little pussy"
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OhhhJa
04/30/18 8:51:46 PM
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I think it's weird
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 8:51:48 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Shouldn't it be "my little pussy"

No, because he's a male! And he's annoying and needy
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blorfenburger
04/30/18 8:56:16 PM
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Sounds deserving
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BlackScythe0
04/30/18 8:56:33 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Blightzkrieg posted...
Shouldn't it be "my little pussy"

No, because he's a male! And he's annoying and needy


Does he also refuse to stoop when he pees and require a tall litter box?
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 8:56:50 PM
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blorfenburger posted...
Sounds deserving

Yeah! I also call him pigeon sometimes because the sound of his mews.
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Mead
04/30/18 8:57:56 PM
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Must be awkward when someone visits and she just casually starts petting her little penis
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 9:07:22 PM
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I went away for 4 days over the weekend and he handled it so well. He lurvs me

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Mead
04/30/18 9:08:22 PM
#10:


I really like your meowth socks
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 9:09:01 PM
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Mead posted...
I really like your meowth socks

I got some Pikachu socks too!
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green dragon
04/30/18 9:18:16 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
he's annoying and needy

Oh for sure sounds like a penis
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wolfy42
04/30/18 9:20:37 PM
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My lord, your cat is so freaking cute. How will you know if your dating a guy in the future that he doesn't just want you for your.....cat?
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 9:22:38 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
My lord, your cat is so freaking cute. How will you know if your dating a guy in the future that he doesn't just want you for your.....cat?

If I overhear a partner calling Lucky Stout a penis, I may just propose right then
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DrunkCaveman
04/30/18 9:29:46 PM
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A stout penis is a decent penis
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 9:30:44 PM
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DrunkCaveman posted...
A stout penis is a decent penis

heheheeee
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AwesomeTurtwig
04/30/18 9:38:33 PM
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ss4parrothair
04/30/18 10:00:02 PM
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My wife calls me that too
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Lokarin
04/30/18 10:29:41 PM
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Cat tongues are barbed, don't attempt it
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helIy
04/30/18 10:30:49 PM
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cat tongues and penises are barbed

cats are fuckin weird
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Mead
04/30/18 10:32:40 PM
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helIy posted...
cat tongues and penises are barbed

cats are fuckin weird


Explains why stray cats sound like theyre murdering each other when they do it in the middle of the night
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wolfy42
04/30/18 10:42:16 PM
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This may be something I really don't want to know but....

Why are they barbed (The penis that is)? What is the biological reason for it? Does it keep the female cat from getting away....and even if that is the case, does the barb like....deflate or something afterwards?

Sounds like it would just kill the female cat basically.
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SushiSquid
04/30/18 10:55:40 PM
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I doubt I should link to the Wikipedia page, but if you want to look it up to learn more, they're called penile spines. Lots of mammals have them, including (rarely) some humans.
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LinkPizza
04/30/18 10:58:35 PM
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Mead posted...
helIy posted...
cat tongues and penises are barbed

cats are fuckin weird


Explains why stray cats sound like theyre murdering each other when they do it in the middle of the night

My mom was saying the same thing. Haha. I was telling her about the pregnant cat that lives around my house...
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JazzMasterZero
04/30/18 10:59:34 PM
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Your cat looks like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 11:02:09 PM
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JazzMasterZero posted...
Your cat looks like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

He's got some extra pounds on him. Probably because he's real and not animatronic

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LittleRoyal
04/30/18 11:09:36 PM
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Its weird but its kinda funny
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Greenfox111
04/30/18 11:09:56 PM
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Glad to hear you prefer cats over dogs
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RCtheWSBC
04/30/18 11:12:56 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Glad to hear you prefer cats over dogs

Hold up there. Jesse is and always will be my baby booboo
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Greenfox111
04/30/18 11:14:42 PM
#30:


Oh

Well then fuck off
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wolfy42
04/30/18 11:15:58 PM
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That last pic looks like a re-incarnation of my first cat...it's spooky.
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Molitheus
04/30/18 11:16:38 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I went away for 4 days over the weekend and he handled it so well. He lurvs me

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Your toes look cute
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LinkPizza
04/30/18 11:19:15 PM
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My pregnant cat just made me carry her to my porch...
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jsb0714
04/30/18 11:20:14 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I went away for 4 days over the weekend and he handled it so well. He lurvs me

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That first picture has a "Michael Jackson at the end of Thriller" vibe to it.
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Molitheus
04/30/18 11:21:20 PM
#35:


Jen0125 posted...
I think it's weird

She thinks it's funny

Discuss

It could be worse, at least she doesn't call it My Little Bony.
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ASlaveObeys
05/01/18 1:42:13 AM
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I call my cat stupid.
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Revelation34
05/01/18 1:57:14 AM
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I call my cat vagina dentata since she bites me.
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wwinterj25
05/01/18 2:05:16 AM
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That's a nice, little penis tbf.
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