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Jen0125
08/08/18 5:22:13 PM
#1:


I actually did have some surprises.

My predominant ancestors are Celtics/Saxons/Vikings (45.9%). I'm part German (15.7%), Scandinavian (3.1%), Balkan (1%) and a teensy bit Finnish (0.1% lol). I didn't know any of the last part.

There are some others I didn't list, like Polish but I already knew that.

I'm 15.8% "Broadly Northwestern European" which is "people as far west as Ireland, as far north as Norway, as far east as Finalnd and as far south as France."

I have 82% more Neanderthal variants than 82% of 23andme customers tested.
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St_Kevin
08/08/18 5:23:07 PM
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Are you a Harry Caveman?
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Kyuubi4269
08/08/18 5:26:10 PM
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Why is that surprising? That's like most white people in the world.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 5:31:03 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Why is that surprising? That's like most white people in the world.


I said it was surprising for me. I didn't know I was German, Scandinavian or Balkin.

I thought I was just Polish as far as Eastern European went.
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Kyuubi4269
08/08/18 5:33:05 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Why is that surprising? That's like most white people in the world.


I said it was surprising for me. I didn't know I was German, Scandinavian or Balkin.

American whites can from the English who grew from the Anglo-Saxons. Saxons are German. The Anglo-Saxons were invaded by the Nords.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 5:34:19 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
American whites can from the English who grew from the Anglo-Saxons. Saxons are German. The Anglo-Saxons were invaded by the Nords.


Not all Americans are from England.
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Archgoat
08/08/18 5:34:20 PM
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I did ancestry and got my results recently.

34% Scandinavian
24% Western Europe
21% Irish/Scots/Wales
7% GB
6% Eastern Europe
3% Iberian Penisula
2% Southern Europe
2% Finnish/Russo
<1% Asia South

If you download the raw DNA and load it to GEDMatch, you can get it broken down further.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 5:38:16 PM
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Archgoat posted...
If you download the raw DNA and load it to GEDMatch, you can get it broken down further.


It looks like as of August 2017 23andme isn't compatible with that website anymore without paying. Thanks though!
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Archgoat
08/08/18 5:46:32 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Archgoat posted...
If you download the raw DNA and load it to GEDMatch, you can get it broken down further.


It looks like as of August 2017 23andme isn't compatible with that website anymore without paying. Thanks though!


You can still upload it, and it is free. They do have a link you can donate if you want, but you don't have to. You have to use their genesis beta to upload it I guess.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 5:47:28 PM
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Archgoat posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Archgoat posted...
If you download the raw DNA and load it to GEDMatch, you can get it broken down further.


It looks like as of August 2017 23andme isn't compatible with that website anymore without paying. Thanks though!


You can still upload it, and it is free. They do have a link you can donate if you want, but you don't have to. You have to use their genesis beta to upload it I guess.


When I went to the Genesis beta page it is asking for $10 or a monthly subscription. I'll take another look.

edit - Oh I see, the menu is on the right side. I'll have to wait for my raw data to get emailed to me and then I'll take a look. Thanks!
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Jen0125
08/08/18 5:53:04 PM
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I'm debating whether or not I want to pay to put my raw data into Promethease and see what my health risks are.
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dragon504
08/08/18 5:55:34 PM
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I'd like to do this. Fairly certain about one side, but not the other.
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EvilMegas
08/08/18 5:58:06 PM
#13:


Want some black in you, jen?
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Kyuubi4269
08/08/18 6:01:08 PM
#14:


Jen0125 posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
American whites can from the English who grew from the Anglo-Saxons. Saxons are German. The Anglo-Saxons were invaded by the Nords.


Not all Americans are from England.

Yours sure did lol
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Archgoat
08/08/18 6:02:00 PM
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The nice thing is you will always have your DNA raw data so you can always decide later if you wanted to pay for something like that. The technology should keep getting better.

If you are the paranoid type though, it is just more people having your DNA, until eventually your DNA replicant appears at your door, kills you and assumes your life.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 6:09:02 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Want some black in you, jen?


I have some Subsaharan African but that's my Neanderthal ancestry.

Kyuubi4269 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
American whites can from the English who grew from the Anglo-Saxons. Saxons are German. The Anglo-Saxons were invaded by the Nords.


Not all Americans are from England.

Yours sure did lol


And that was a surprise to me because my parents thought their family were Irish and Polish. Turns out my mom's side is more English than Irish ancestrally!

Archgoat posted...
If you are the paranoid type though, it is just more people having your DNA, until eventually your DNA replicant appears at your door, kills you and assumes your life.


:o
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MICHALECOLE
08/08/18 6:09:40 PM
#17:


Fuck the Celtics!
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SmokeMassTree
08/08/18 6:40:40 PM
#18:


That's dope

I want to see how much Viking I am but fuck that price tag for information that could just be lies.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 6:41:06 PM
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I got my kit on sale.
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EvilMegas
08/08/18 6:45:33 PM
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Lol expected/10
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McSame_as_Bush
08/08/18 6:50:57 PM
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Idk how it works, do they give you a list of your ancestors too?
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Jen0125
08/08/18 6:55:58 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Lol expected/10


I used to have a little Mexican in me sometimes ;-;

McSame_as_Bush posted...
Idk how it works, do they give you a list of your ancestors too?


It tells me about my maternal haplogroup - which tells me about my X chromosome and where my maternal ancestors migrated from way back from 100,000 years ago until 10,000 years ago.

Then I have about 991 potential relatives that have taken the test as well but most of them aren't sharing their DNA in the family area so I can't see them.
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McSame_as_Bush
08/08/18 7:04:28 PM
#23:


Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Lol expected/10


I used to have a little Mexican in me sometimes ;-;

McSame_as_Bush posted...
Idk how it works, do they give you a list of your ancestors too?


It tells me about my maternal haplogroup - which tells me about my X chromosome and where my maternal ancestors migrated from way back from 100,000 years ago until 10,000 years ago.

Then I have about 991 potential relatives that have taken the test as well but most of them aren't sharing their DNA in the family area so I can't see them.


Well that's neat.
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Mead
08/08/18 7:05:59 PM
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Mine said that Im 2% African
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McSame_as_Bush
08/08/18 7:07:55 PM
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Alt-right groups would love to have you Whitey Miss Whiteypants.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 7:09:56 PM
#26:


Call me Wonderbread
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McSame_as_Bush
08/08/18 7:10:57 PM
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hahaha
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Blighboy
08/08/18 7:14:43 PM
#28:


Jen so white she's a Tide ad.
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SmokeMassTree
08/08/18 7:20:51 PM
#29:


Blighboy posted...
Jen so white she's a Tide ad.


In China
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Jen0125
08/08/18 7:22:03 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Blighboy posted...
Jen so white she's a Tide ad.


In China


Oh noooo
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Doctor Foxx
08/08/18 7:30:43 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I'm debating whether or not I want to pay to put my raw data into Promethease and see what my health risks are.

It's really cheap and you can download it for later

Worth it and I'd pay for it again
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Jen0125
08/08/18 7:44:43 PM
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It's taking 5ever for the raw data to get emailed to me.
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green dragon
08/08/18 7:46:12 PM
#33:


EvilMegas posted...
Want some black in you, jen?

Fuck, I was gonna make that joke
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TentacleDemon
08/08/18 8:47:30 PM
#34:


Hooray for willingly adding DNA profiles to databases!!
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Jen0125
08/08/18 8:48:36 PM
#35:


TentacleDemon posted...
Hooray for willingly adding DNA profiles to databases!!


I even gave them permission to use my DNA for medical testing!

Oh no!!
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Blighboy
08/08/18 8:55:02 PM
#36:


Imagine an army of Jentroopers storming the US capital with taco bell shit artillery
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Muffinz0rz
08/08/18 10:05:57 PM
#37:


I didn't do it because I don't need corporations selling my personal data to the government in exchange for some pointless stats I'm going to forget about seven minutes after reading that ultimately changes nothing about my life or how I live it.
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wolfy42
08/08/18 10:12:28 PM
#38:


Little mutant Jen's are going to spread across the land soon. It all started with her DNA and a PoTD poster who wanted a clone....then it went horribly wrong.
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TheCyborgNinja
08/08/18 11:15:59 PM
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If you don't mind my asking, how long did it take for them to scan it in and start processing it? Mine's been delivered to their NC lab (according to FedEx) but they haven't touched it yet so my progress is still "in transit"... it got there a little over a week ago and I am getting ants in my pants. How far back can your family trace itself and can you rationalize a lot of what you received? Sorry, I just love this stuff.

I've already done the Ancestry one, but wanted to see how this compared. At least it got the cool "beta" update, with the 17 additional regions and more accurate borders... So it's given me something. They're trying to catch up to 23andMe, as their improvements seem quite similar.

Blighboy posted...
Imagine an army of Jentroopers storming the US capital with taco bell shit artillery

wolfy42 posted...
Little mutant Jen's are going to spread across the land soon. It all started with her DNA and a PoTD poster who wanted a clone....then it went horribly wrong.

I think this subject came up a year or two ago and I wrote a fake movie synopsis for it.
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Jen0125
08/08/18 11:49:30 PM
#41:


Muffinz0rz posted...
I didn't do it because I don't need corporations selling my personal data to the government in exchange for some pointless stats I'm going to forget about seven minutes after reading that ultimately changes nothing about my life or how I live it.


You have to opt in for them to store your sample or share any data so this is kinda unfounded.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
If you don't mind my asking, how long did it take for them to scan it in and start processing it? Mine's been delivered to their NC lab (according to FedEx) but they haven't touched it yet so my progress is still "in transit"... it got there a little over a week ago and I am getting ants in my pants. How far back can your family trace itself and can you rationalize a lot of what you received? Sorry, I just love this stuff.


Took a month to get delivered because of a shipping error and about three weeks to get processed to generate my reports.

I don't have a family tree that we've created so it's really just telling me my ancestral make up and showing me some general facts about other people that I may be related to that have tested as well.

And I'm not sure what you mean by how am I rationalizing what I've received.

Once I get my raw data I'm going to use a different company to do a genetic health screening.
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ClarkDuke
08/09/18 5:08:04 AM
#42:


I heard they are selling their collected databases to medical companies, ok?
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Lokarin
08/09/18 5:42:05 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
I heard they are selling their collected databases to medical companies, ok?


Selling? That's dumb.... the medical companies could just probably just google it
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CacciatoPart3
08/09/18 5:49:30 AM
#44:


Muffinz0rz posted...
I didn't do it because I don't need corporations selling my personal data to the government in exchange for some pointless stats I'm going to forget about seven minutes

Sorry your memory isnt better :(
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TheCyborgNinja
08/09/18 6:18:03 AM
#45:


Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I didn't do it because I don't need corporations selling my personal data to the government in exchange for some pointless stats I'm going to forget about seven minutes after reading that ultimately changes nothing about my life or how I live it.


You have to opt in for them to store your sample or share any data so this is kinda unfounded.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
If you don't mind my asking, how long did it take for them to scan it in and start processing it? Mine's been delivered to their NC lab (according to FedEx) but they haven't touched it yet so my progress is still "in transit"... it got there a little over a week ago and I am getting ants in my pants. How far back can your family trace itself and can you rationalize a lot of what you received? Sorry, I just love this stuff.


Took a month to get delivered because of a shipping error and about three weeks to get processed to generate my reports.

I don't have a family tree that we've created so it's really just telling me my ancestral make up and showing me some general facts about other people that I may be related to that have tested as well.

And I'm not sure what you mean by how am I rationalizing what I've received.

Once I get my raw data I'm going to use a different company to do a genetic health screening.

I just meant like if you can see a result and be like "that's from ____" or something, or if it's just all a surprise
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Muffinz0rz
08/09/18 11:13:33 AM
#46:


Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I didn't do it because I don't need corporations selling my personal data to the government in exchange for some pointless stats I'm going to forget about seven minutes after reading that ultimately changes nothing about my life or how I live it.


You have to opt in for them to store your sample or share any data so this is kinda unfounded.

Yeah and I never opted in to giving my phone number to robocallers but here we are
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Blighboy
08/09/18 12:20:33 PM
#47:


Didn't they use DNA banks to catch that serial killer a while ago? Jen could be a hero.
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papercup
08/09/18 12:23:27 PM
#48:


You willingly gave your DNA to a corporation like that? Okay....
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Mead
08/09/18 12:29:32 PM
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papercup posted...
You willingly gave your DNA to a corporation like that? Okay....


Whats the worst they can really do?
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Muffinz0rz
08/09/18 12:55:53 PM
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Mead posted...
papercup posted...
You willingly gave your DNA to a corporation like that? Okay....


Whats the worst they can really do?

Sell it to the government
Sell it to another corporation
Leak it to someone who doesn't like you and can plant your DNA at a crime scene and use it to get you sent to jail and/or at least slander you.
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SmokeMassTree
08/09/18 1:00:04 PM
#51:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Mead posted...
papercup posted...
You willingly gave your DNA to a corporation like that? Okay....


Whats the worst they can really do?

Sell it to the government
Sell it to another corporation
Leak it to someone who doesn't like you and can plant your DNA at a crime scene and use it to get you sent to jail and/or at least slander you.


Hmm I've never considered the crime scene idea before. Kinda legit concern there.

I really don't think the government or a corporation would be interested in a random person's dna tho.
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