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Mead 11/06/18 5:02:51 PM #1: |
Keep your boners a secret please
https://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RCtheWSBC 11/06/18 5:04:45 PM #2: |
Oh man this is so useful, thanks for sharing!
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_AdjI_ 11/06/18 5:08:41 PM #3: |
I'm disappointed by the lack of wikihow pictures to take out of context.
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RCtheWSBC 11/06/18 5:09:03 PM #4: |
_AdjI_ posted...
I'm disappointed by the lack of wikihow pictures to take out of context. r/disneyvacation --- https://imgur.com/1yl1fH0 the White-Sounding Black Chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowsword87 11/06/18 5:09:04 PM #5: |
I love this:
Do not masturbate in public Thanks wikihow! --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mover_of_Zigs 11/06/18 5:21:54 PM #7: |
I don't try to hide mine.
It's your own fault if you look. Also, if you do look, your eyes are now absorbing light that touched it. --- Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/06/18 5:23:14 PM #8: |
do eyes absorb light
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_AdjI_ 11/06/18 5:27:51 PM #9: |
Mead posted...
do eyes absorb light That's how they work. Photons get absorbed by proteins in the cells of the retina, causing their shape to change and triggering an action potential that the brain subsequently interprets. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/06/18 5:28:05 PM #10: |
neat
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shadowsword87 11/06/18 5:32:27 PM #11: |
I heard someone say that eyes shoot particles that then get absorbed.
Is that true --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/06/18 5:35:16 PM #12: |
I wanna who the first Superman writer was that was like
This guy is pretty much indestructible, hes super strong, he can fly, is super fast, can see through walls, Im gonna make he so he can shoot freaking heat lasers out of his eyes to level the playing field --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mover_of_Zigs 11/06/18 5:39:04 PM #14: |
I want to shoot I-beams.
Like, actual steel beams. From my eyes. --- Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowsword87 11/06/18 5:40:24 PM #15: |
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
I want to shoot I-beams. https://swordscomic.com/media/CXXII.png --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 11/06/18 7:47:46 PM #16: |
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Yellow 11/06/18 8:00:12 PM #17: |
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/0/0e/Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg/aid41082-v4-900px-Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg
This guy is exercising the fuck out of his erection. It doesn't stand a chance. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 11/06/18 8:02:56 PM #18: |
Yellow posted...
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/0/0e/Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg/aid41082-v4-900px-Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg Holy shit I thought that bike seat was his dick omg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/06/18 8:10:44 PM #19: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Yellow posted...https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/0/0e/Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg/aid41082-v4-900px-Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg LOOK AT HIS MOUTH --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 11/06/18 8:51:01 PM #20: |
Does it matter since if I see anyone doing these things I just assume they have one anyway?
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Mead 11/06/18 8:52:18 PM #21: |
Smiffwilm posted...
Does it matter since if I see anyone doing these things I just assume they have one anyway? Wow you dont have to judge me for enjoying an ice cold beverage directly on my groin --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 11/06/18 8:56:28 PM #22: |
Avoid wearing soft silk underwear because they can rub against your penis and cause you to have an erection.
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SkynyrdRocker 11/06/18 8:58:54 PM #23: |
Do not masturbate in public.
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rogerskg1979 11/06/18 9:10:51 PM #24: |
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rogerskg1979 11/06/18 9:15:41 PM #25: |
_AdjI_ posted...
Mead posted...do eyes absorb light Yeah, that's why your pupils get smaller or bigger in the presence of light. When it is bright outside, your pupils get smaller to prevent too much light getting into your eyes. When it is dark, your pupils get bigger to allow as much light as possible in. That's why when you suddenly go from a very dark room to a very bright room, it can hurt your eyes temporarily because your pupils are big from being in the dark and then you go into a bright room and too much light is getting in your eyes. It takes a moment for your pupils to adjust and shrink. Doctors also test your eyes by shining a light into your eyes. They are testing to see whether or not your pupils are properly changing size in the presence of light. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rogerskg1979 11/06/18 9:21:43 PM #26: |
Mead posted...
I wanna who the first Superman writer was that was like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created Superman. Actually in the original stories Superman wasn't nearly as powerful as he is today. He couldn't even fly in the original stories. He could just "leap tall buildings in a single bound." The original catchphrase was "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound." It was later writers that kept giving Superman more and more powers until he eventually became a deus ex machina. By the 1970s he could move entire planets, but in the original 1940s stories he was barely more powerful than a locomotive (i.e. a train). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 11/06/18 9:24:31 PM #27: |
I hide my erection in your mom
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DPsx7 11/06/18 9:26:58 PM #28: |
Is this such a problem for you guys that you need a strategy guide?
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Mead 11/06/18 9:30:32 PM #29: |
DPsx7 posted...
Is this such a problem for you guys that you need a strategy guide? Yeah we have massive dongers --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marcster1994 11/06/18 10:10:24 PM #30: |
Here's an actual protip to get rid of it: clench your legs.
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TaKun782 11/07/18 9:09:35 AM #31: |
Try being a cyclist. Whenever I wear my gear, that bulge always shows clearly especially in my white gear I wear whenever I compete. What's worse is that I get the most random semi hardness at the most unexpected times... : /
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Mead 11/07/18 9:14:43 AM #32: |
TaKun782 posted...
Try being a cyclist. Whenever I wear my gear, that bulge always shows clearly especially in my white gear I wear whenever I compete. What's worse is that I get the most random semi hardness at the most unexpected times... : / Ride with pride --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zacek 11/07/18 9:25:41 AM #33: |
I need this.
--- Final Fantasy was in 2D? I thought the number 7 was just a metaphor for something .... - Cbaker216 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaKun782 11/07/18 9:25:58 AM #34: |
Mead posted...
TaKun782 posted...Try being a cyclist. Whenever I wear my gear, that bulge always shows clearly especially in my white gear I wear whenever I compete. What's worse is that I get the most random semi hardness at the most unexpected times... : / Oh, I do! And I don't mind showing it off either.. :p ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 11/07/18 10:11:59 AM #35: |
Cover your erections with a long shirt. Did that all through middle/high school. Thankfully baggy shirts were in style back in the mid-late 90's. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_AdjI_ 11/07/18 10:15:54 AM #36: |
Apparently the page does actually have a bunch of pictures and scriptsafe had just blocked them. It's like christmas but with fewer boners.
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shadowsword87 11/07/18 12:02:40 PM #37: |
_AdjI_ posted...
It's like christmas but with fewer boners. You have weird family gatherings. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/07/18 12:04:57 PM #38: |
shadowsword87 posted...
_AdjI_ posted...It's like christmas but with fewer boners. Holidays can be hard for some --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowsword87 11/07/18 12:07:05 PM #39: |
Damnit Mead.
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_AdjI_ 11/07/18 12:08:05 PM #40: |
shadowsword87 posted...
Damnit Mead. It's not like he stiffed you on the opportunity to make further puns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xjayguyx 11/07/18 12:59:47 PM #41: |
Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl.
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The Popo 11/07/18 1:16:17 PM #42: |
I hate how easy the youngins have it today, with informational material like this so readily available. When I was in junior high, Id just stand up at my desk and scream until it went away. And if there were any pencils or pens on my desk, Id throw them at the teachers desk, since those could be mistaken as erections.
--- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rogerskg1979 11/07/18 1:28:11 PM #43: |
xjayguyx posted...
Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl. Typically those guys who brag about how easy it is for them to get girls are actually the guys who get the fewest (if any) girls... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 11/07/18 2:30:01 PM #44: |
rogerskg1979 posted...
xjayguyx posted...Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl. I have him tagged as "Turbo Virgin" for a reason... --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 11/07/18 2:43:05 PM #45: |
Shrink rays work!! Cold water as well (I just got out of the pool!! Shrinkage ....shrinkage!!!).
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Mead 11/07/18 3:41:17 PM #46: |
rogerskg1979 posted...
xjayguyx posted...Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl. Did you hear about how its impossible for him to hide it though --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TigerTycoon 11/07/18 3:44:50 PM #47: |
Stick it in a vagina (or other available hole).
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streamofthesky 11/07/18 3:53:27 PM #48: |
If society were truly equal, staring at a dude's erection in public would be seen as rude on the part of the onlooker as staring at a woman's breasts.
If the other person's uncomfortably looking at you, make that person feel like the jerk! :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GasMonkey 11/07/18 4:43:09 PM #49: |
its a boner. nobody cares and you might meat a tank skank
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