Poll of the Day > Switch joycons might be the worst controllers of all time.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 10:24:40 PM
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At least as far as 1st party controllers go. Aside from the fact that they all have horrible malfunctioning parts, theyre really uncomfortable and just all around bad.

Theyre also $80 a set

fuck joycons

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Yellow
02/22/20 10:31:19 PM
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If you're not counting ones that are mushy and obscure, they're up there.

They come defective a lot, if the tiny piece of plastic breaks they slide off in the middle of Smash matches, and if you put an accessory on the wrong way you have to break it to get it off.

And the d-pad is just bad and the buttons should have been higher.

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EclairReturns
02/22/20 10:35:49 PM
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Is it even worse than the controller used for the Nintendo 64 console?
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SunWuKung420
02/22/20 10:41:52 PM
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Still better than xbox controllers.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:26:37 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Still better than xbox controllers.
horrible opinion.

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Mead
02/22/20 11:31:50 PM
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mine finally started drifting on the left joystick

I recalibrated it in the settings which fixed it for the time being but I imagine Ill have to get a replacement eventually

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Muscles
02/22/20 11:32:22 PM
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Even worse then those garbage ass ps controllers?

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SilentSeph
02/22/20 11:33:08 PM
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They are terrible and overpriced. I'm glad most games are compatible with the Pro Controller.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:33:25 PM
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@Muscles ps4 controllers are some of the best, put the bong down.


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DevilSummoner1
02/22/20 11:35:18 PM
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Zangulus posted...
The price is ridiculous

this

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Muscles
02/22/20 11:41:28 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
@Muscles ps4 controllers are some of the best, put the bong down.
I said ps not ps4, I haven't played any of the play stations since the first one because the controllers were so terrible

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wolfy42
02/22/20 11:43:54 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
@Muscles ps4 controllers are some of the best, put the bong down.


Dude, if he had a ps4 controller he wouldn't have to put it down.
https://www.amazon.com/Hookah-Holder-Black-Controller-playstation-4/dp/B07DL5TZG9

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:44:47 PM
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Muscles posted...
I haven't played any of the play stations since the first one because the controllers were so terrible
damn thats some serious mental illness, son.

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Mead
02/22/20 11:45:30 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
ps4 controllers are some of the best, put the bong down.

I love the feel of the PS4 controller but the battery life is total garbage compared to the other consoles

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Bulbasaur
02/22/20 11:48:03 PM
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Nintendo controllers have all been ass since the n64


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ReggieTheReckless
02/22/20 11:48:15 PM
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I had to send in my launch pair twice, but at least it was a free repair
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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:49:40 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
Nintendo controllers have all been ass since the n64
the GameCube controller is great dawg

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Muscles
02/22/20 11:50:20 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
damn thats some serious mental illness, son.
Why's that? I don't care for any exclusives so why not go to xbox which has much better controllers?

The 360 controller is the GOAT controller, and Xbox One is right up there with it

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Bulbasaur
02/22/20 11:51:36 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
the GameCube controller is great dawg
it's really not though

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:54:52 PM
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Muscles posted...
Why's that? I don't care for any exclusives

A console controller that came out 25 years ago
made you so irrationally angry that you avoided some of the best games of all time. Yeah, definitely not crazy at all lmao

and Xbox one has no games: fact

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:55:33 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
it's really not though
you have shit and weird opinions. go make another alt

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SpeeDLeemon
02/22/20 11:56:56 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
the GameCube controller is great dawg
This.
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WhiskeyDisk
02/22/20 11:57:47 PM
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The N64 controller was an abomination designed for a 3 handed child.

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SunWuKung420
02/22/20 11:59:15 PM
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Muscles posted...
The 360 controller is the GOAT controller, and Xbox One is right up there with it

Damn, that's one hell of joke.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/22/20 11:59:30 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
The N64 controller was an abomination designed for a 3 handed child.
I still dont understand how the fuck youre even supposed to hold those stupid ass controllers.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/23/20 12:00:12 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Damn, that's one hell of joke.
The real joke is acting like there is a significant difference between the Xbox one and PS4 controllers. Theyre both great.

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wolfy42
02/23/20 12:03:20 AM
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I pretty much made love to the N64 controllers while playing Wave Racer. I think many people did and the future controllers are weird because it's just the resulting babies.

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Muscles
02/23/20 12:04:12 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
A console controller that came out 25 years ago
made you so irrationally angry that you avoided some of the best games of all time. Yeah, definitely not crazy at all lmao

and Xbox one has no games: fact
You say it like I was angry at sony the whole time but really I just got an xbox instead of a ps2 and stuck with xbox since then, also I have never cared about any ps exclusive ever, otherwise I would have went with them; the only exclusives I care about are Pokemon and Smash Bros. The only games I have for any of my Xboxs are all multi platform

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Bulbasaur
02/23/20 12:22:07 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
The real joke is acting like there is a significant difference between the Xbox one and PS4 controllers. Theyre both great.
tbh battery life is pretty significant

and if you want to include the elite controllers those are also significant

the only nice thing the ds4 has over anything is the little speaker built in

i really like that

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SBAndross
02/23/20 12:30:16 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I still dont understand how the fuck youre even supposed to hold those stupid ass controllers.

really? 90% of N64 game just use the right buttons and joystick. it's not that hard to figure out
the D-pad and L button are mostly unused

as for Joycons, the only serious issue with them are the fucking cheap-ass sticks that wear out like nothing else. even the N64 controller had a more durable joystick and that was notorious for breaking easily as well

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wolfy42
02/23/20 1:01:58 AM
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I've never had a real problem with any controller. The wii controllers would act up a bit sometimes (Even the advanced one with extra aiming or whatever it was), but I could still use them fine (they were probably my least favorite over all though).

N64, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Playstation, Xbox etc, all of them got the job done just fine. Even Jaguar was great for the few games it was worth playing on that system.

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WhiskeyDisk
02/23/20 1:45:51 AM
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SBAndross posted...
even the N64 controller had a more durable joystick and that was notorious for breaking easily as well


Probably because you had to thumb wrestle to use the stick with either hand unless your hands were the size of Tom Bombadil's hands.

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Bulbasaur
02/24/20 12:41:18 AM
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sick ref bro

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adjl
02/24/20 12:58:16 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I still dont understand how the fuck youre even supposed to hold those stupid ass controllers.

Pretty much every game's manual showed how you were supposed to hold them, and for those that didn't, it was pretty easy to infer how you should hold it based on the fact that the joystick was used and the D-pad wasn't (or vice versa, for the tiny handful of games that did use the D-pad instead of the joystick).

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wwinterj25
02/24/20 1:18:32 AM
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Muscles posted...
Even worse then those garbage ass ps controllers?

Muscles posted...
The 360 controller is the GOAT controller, and Xbox One is right up there with it

It's funny you claim to have never used the DS 4 but proclaim that the Xbox 360/One controllers are the greatest of all time. Personally I'll say PS has always had the better controllers. I found the Xbox 360 controllers to be more weighty and don't get me started on the none internal battery. Granted I've not used a Xbox One controller but they don't seem much different at all.


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Bulbasaur
02/24/20 2:17:45 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
don't get me started on the none internal battery
no, please do

because not having an internal battery is a very good thing

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faramir77
02/24/20 3:06:12 AM
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If the Switch Pro had a better D-pad, it would easily be the best controller ever.

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Judgmenl
02/24/20 5:22:42 AM
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This is why you get a Switch Lite.

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ultra magnus13
02/24/20 6:02:59 AM
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Despite selling far fewer consoles the Xbox controller beats the ps controller in every poll I've ever seen. Ps is decent, but Microsoft has distilled the Xbox controller to a controllers ideal form.

Gc controller is great for smash, and nothing else.
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wolfy42
02/24/20 6:27:26 AM
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I didn't even know there was a switch pro controller, I didn't really like the natural switch controllers (especially using just one for some games). I will look into the pro.

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danny_S_06
02/24/20 6:32:20 AM
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The pro controller is really good, but agreed about the joycons in every regard, cheap and flimsy and the widespread drift problem that won't ever be fixed.

Nintendo are usually put on a pedestal, so doubt it'll really affect them majorly.
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EvilMegas
02/24/20 8:37:01 AM
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Wii controller exists

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BUMPED2002
02/24/20 8:54:53 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
At least as far as 1st party controllers go. Aside from the fact that they all have horrible malfunctioning parts, theyre really uncomfortable and just all around bad.

Theyre also $80 a set

fuck joycons
The best controller ever made in my opinion, was the old SNES controller.

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wwinterj25
02/24/20 1:31:49 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
because not having an internal battery is a very good thing

Nah. Sure it means you just need a new battery rather than a new controller but putting batteries in things, even more so control pads is a thing I can do without. The "play and charge" kits are shit too.


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DirtBasedSoap
02/24/20 2:08:00 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
This is why you get a Switch Lite.
@Judgmenl l so I can experience the exact same problems without being able to easily replace them?

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Judgmenl
02/24/20 3:04:13 PM
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No idea what you're talking about. My switch lite works just fine.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/24/20 4:29:01 PM
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@Judgmenl talk to me again in a year

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/09/27/nintendo-switch-joy-con-drift-leads-to-class-action-lawsuit

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Judgmenl
02/24/20 5:15:57 PM
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Won't have an issue with them in a year either.
Because I don't manhandle my stuff.

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