Poll of the Day > man, pistachios are so fuckin good

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DirtBasedSoap
06/04/21 10:53:41 PM
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mmmmmmm

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SunWuKung420
06/04/21 10:57:48 PM
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You like getting that nut from its shell? Hehehe

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DirtBasedSoap
06/04/21 11:01:33 PM
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hell yeah brother

but didnt you accuse me of being 12 the other day after I said something silly like that?

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SunWuKung420
06/04/21 11:03:23 PM
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13

This isn't a lake.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/04/21 11:14:13 PM
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so joking about a lake is not acceptable and immature but pistachios are totally fine? hmmm interesting

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Soup_or_Science
06/04/21 11:41:29 PM
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They are bruh. My infatuation with pistachios is recent but they hit a spot I previously was unaware of. Granted, you might get that one weirdly strange tasting pistachio out of the rest of them, but they are worth going through for the greatness that is the Pistachio

gimme yo nuts

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DirtBasedSoap
06/04/21 11:43:32 PM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
Granted, you might get that one weirdly strange tasting pistachio
true but sometimes that weird one tastes extra good

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Firewood18
06/05/21 12:19:42 AM
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The red fingertips give off a kinda cultish vibe.

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Soup_or_Science
06/05/21 12:53:02 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
The red fingertips give off a kinda cultish vibe.
wtf

what

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wolfy42
06/05/21 12:53:40 AM
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Now I want pistachios. They be good, but expensive AF.

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Mead
06/05/21 12:59:57 AM
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Heck yeah they are

One time I got some pre-shelled ones and they just werent the same

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Firewood18
06/05/21 1:00:50 AM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
wtf

what
For some reason there are red ones

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ArmoredCore55
06/05/21 7:10:09 AM
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Pistachios are good stuff.
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Mead
06/05/21 9:33:28 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
For some reason there are red ones

havent seen red pistachios in decades personally, not since I was a kid

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CoorsLight
06/05/21 12:07:25 PM
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It's fucked up that pistachios are the best "nut" (idk what they really are don't akshually me) and the most expensive
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Mead
06/05/21 3:00:10 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
It's fucked up that pistachios are the best "nut" (idk what they really are don't akshually me) and the most expensive

nuts are nuts. peanuts are nuts, cashews are nuts

anyone that says otherwise is a damn botanist and will insist on stupid shit like that a banana is a damn berry

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PK_Spam
06/05/21 3:05:21 PM
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You gotta eat them in tiny portions tho. Too many and you pretty quickly see diminishing returns

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Mead
06/05/21 3:35:46 PM
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I just ordered a 2lb bag

gonna binge the new season of Kims Convenience on Netflix this weekend with my wife and they will make for some good snackitude

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Soup_or_Science
06/06/21 6:21:52 AM
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Mead posted...
I just ordered a 2lb bag

gonna binge the new season of Kims Convenience on Netflix this weekend with my wife and they will make for some good snackitude
It's never a problem to have the nuts get inside you

The concern is how comfortable it's going to be getting them out

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Soup_or_Science
06/14/21 11:22:10 PM
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I just ate some bacon bits with my pistachios. Try it, it's weird

I only wanted like a handful. But now I kind of want another

I find the pistachio and the bacon bits to be... neighborly... or of a similar character, if you will

If they coated the pistachio with bacon flavor boom you would have bacon nuts

And I want the world to know that if or when it appears, it was my idea and they stole it

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Bugmeat
06/14/21 11:52:23 PM
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They really are. I buy them shelled though. I just want to put a handful in my mouth and not fuck aroind with shells.

Cashews are the only other nut that I really enjoy.


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Mead
06/14/21 11:58:12 PM
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Cashews are the filet of nuts

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Soup_or_Science
06/15/21 12:05:36 AM
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Mead posted...
Cashews are the filet of nuts
I wanted to high-five you but then I just started dazing off into space thinking about the phrase "filet of nuts"

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DragonClaw01
06/15/21 12:41:54 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
They really are. I buy them shelled though. I just want to put a handful in my mouth and not fuck aroind with shells.

Cashews are the only other nut that I really enjoy.
Unshelled pistachios? What's the point. The fiddling is half the fun. Although, I suppose it could be worse, you could be one of those unshelled sunflower seed eaters. True barbarians

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Metalsonic66
06/15/21 1:27:14 AM
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Pistachios for some reason literally taste better when you have to work for them a little.

Eating pistachios shelled is like eating sunflower seeds shelled.

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Soup_or_Science
06/15/21 1:31:14 AM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
Unshelled pistachios? What's the point. The fiddling is half the fun. Although, I suppose it could be worse, you could be one of those unshelled sunflower seed eaters. True barbarians
Hey, thems are fightin' words

It was a long time ago.

...Yello'belly sheller...

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GGuirao13
06/15/21 1:55:48 PM
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Yes, they are.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/15/21 2:05:27 PM
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I fucked my thumbnail up on a pistachio the other night

shit sucks

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Muscles
06/15/21 5:08:15 PM
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Im gonna miss them

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