Poll of the Day > Finally pooped omg

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Jen0125
12/07/21 1:49:55 PM
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The GI doc gave me prescription poop medicine and it's already working its magic

I haven't fully pooped since August

Life has been extremely painful lol

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MasterChiefer
12/07/21 1:51:50 PM
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Congratulations Jen!
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Far-Queue
12/07/21 1:59:13 PM
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ur mom had trouble pooping after I got done with her lmao

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Jen0125
12/07/21 2:01:41 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
ur mom had trouble pooping after I got done with her lmao

She deserves it tbh so ty

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chelsea_wtf
12/07/21 2:09:37 PM
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congrats jen

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Jen0125
12/07/21 2:10:50 PM
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Weighed 131 this morn and 129 rn after a couple trips to the bathroom. There's a lot up there

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DrPrimemaster
12/07/21 3:29:31 PM
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Yo, being consitpated is a drag. It weighs on you, physically and mentally.

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Zareth
12/07/21 3:31:14 PM
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Congrats on the food baby

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The_tall_midget
12/07/21 3:39:34 PM
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GI DOC, American doctor! GI doc is there!

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FatalAccident
12/07/21 3:53:51 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
ur mom had trouble pooping after I got done with her lmao

Jen0125 posted...
She deserves it tbh so ty
Lmao

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FatalAccident
12/07/21 3:55:00 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
The GI doc gave me prescription poop medicine and it's already working its magic

I haven't fully pooped since August

Life has been extremely painful lol

thats crazy though. How did you feel the whole time? Like did you physically feel like you wanted to poop but just couldnt?

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Jen0125
12/07/21 4:09:44 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
thats crazy though. How did you feel the whole time? Like did you physically feel like you wanted to poop but just couldnt?

I feel sick and in pain ALL the time. If I don't eat I'm in pain and gassy/burping constantly. If I do eat I get horrible cramps. My kidney area is constantly in pain. The pain is not relieved or triggered by anything specific so I can't cut out anything to make it better. It's been really, really, really miserable. I have missed a lot of work the past few months because sometimes I can't sit up straight for too long without extra pain.

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Jen0125
12/07/21 4:14:00 PM
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Right now after dumping about 4 lbs worth of shit I have no pain and I feel weird because I'm not needing to lean over, slouch or burp constantly like I have been for months.

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Dikitain
12/07/21 4:19:18 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Right now after dumping about 4 lbs worth of shit I have no pain and I feel weird because I'm not needing to lean over, slouch or burp constantly like I have been for months.

Sounds like you just gave birth to a shit baby, lol.

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Smiffwilm
12/07/21 4:21:18 PM
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This is literally a shit topic.

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FatalAccident
12/07/21 4:39:27 PM
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Fuck man thats crazy. So I just imagine like whatever you eat stays there. It literally cant go anywhere and it just builds up. I think my grandad had that for quite a while before he passed, was hard cause he was always in pain. And just made eating for him even worse.

how come you only just got it sorted now?

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Jen0125
12/07/21 5:08:33 PM
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It was a whole fiasco I kept getting canceled on by my primary care and it took SIX WEEKS to get in to see them. I needed to see them because with my insurance I need a referral to see a specialist. So I was already down all that time. Then it took 4 weeks to get in to see the specialist which was today.

Very disappointed with my experience just to get to see a specialist but I'm really locked in with the insurance options I have at work and affordability.

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ReturnOfFa
12/07/21 5:34:56 PM
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Since August o_o ...

Very happy for you.

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MartianManchild
12/07/21 5:48:21 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
It was a whole fiasco I kept getting canceled on by my primary care and it took SIX WEEKS to get in to see them. I needed to see them because with my insurance I need a referral to see a specialist. So I was already down all that time. Then it took 4 weeks to get in to see the specialist which was today.

Very disappointed with my experience just to get to see a specialist but I'm really locked in with the insurance options I have at work and affordability.
Just imagine how bad it would be if the US had universal health care. *shudders*
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Metalsonic66
12/07/21 5:51:31 PM
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rexcrk
12/07/21 5:55:48 PM
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Far-Queue
12/07/21 6:05:06 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
lmao

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faramir77
12/07/21 6:25:13 PM
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There's a picture of a nurse holding a bed pan with a true blue ribbon dookie the size of a grown man's arm as she parades it down the hospital hallways.

I'd post it but it's probably moddable lol

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ReturnOfFa
12/07/21 6:30:40 PM
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faramir77 posted...
There's a picture of a nurse holding a bed pan with a true blue ribbon dookie the size of a grown man's arm as she parades it down the hospital hallways.

I'd post it but it's probably moddable lol
send it to me and I'll do it

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Metalsonic66
12/07/21 6:31:30 PM
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Krow_Incarnate
12/07/21 7:24:04 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Lmfao

Glad you're feeling better Jen. Silliness aside, that sounds terrible.

Did they give you details on what was causing it? Did your body just do weird things or was it related to something else you were taking or eating?

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OhhhJa
12/07/21 7:41:12 PM
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I was constipated for like almost a week one time and that was hell. I generally am a prolific shitter. Like 3-4 times a day
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Metalsonic66
12/07/21 7:48:37 PM
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faramir77
12/07/21 7:50:38 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

That's the one lmao nice editing skills chief

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Jen0125
12/07/21 7:51:26 PM
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Krow_Incarnate posted...
Did they give you details on what was causing it?

I have to keep doing tests. None of the tests so far have shown anything abnormal.

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OhhhJa
12/07/21 8:44:19 PM
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The toilet jen needs
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faramir77
12/07/21 9:51:58 PM
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https://youtu.be/yt5kXFKhbIQ

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argonautweakend
12/07/21 9:54:49 PM
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I dont have full poops really. No matter what I eat, at most it's a few nuggets. medium sized dogs might poop more than I do.

I go to the bathroom a lot, and i hardly produce. Once in a while I'll get a long, full, solid log, but it isn't often.

Ahh, colon problems. Sometimes I do miss the ostomy bag month I had...Yeah, it's weird, but the act of going to the bathroom itself was much easier.
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Metalsonic66
12/07/21 10:01:33 PM
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"It took the plunger! The whole plunger!"

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