Poll of the Day > My daughter wants the family to go as Mario Bros characters for Halloween

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lihlih
05/30/22 10:51:29 AM
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She wants to be Princess Peach, her brother as Mario, me as Bowser, and my fiancee as the cap from Odyssey.

The thing is, how the fuck do you dress up as the cap from Odyssey?

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 10:55:26 AM
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I think she is low-key telling you she does not like her step-mom to be.

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 10:55:33 AM
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You dont cause thats a weird costume and pulling it off well probably wouldnt feel worth it unless youre really going nuts for Halloween and turning your whole house into a mock mushroom kingdom.

Have her dress up as Rosalina or a Koopa or Toad maybe. Heck you could even reuse the Toad costume for some bedroom fun

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lihlih
05/30/22 11:16:30 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
I think she is low-key telling you she does not like her step-mom to be.


What step mom? That's her biological mom, lmao. What a weirdass assumption to make.

VampireCoyote posted...
You dont cause thats a weird costume and pulling it off well probably wouldnt feel worth it unless youre really going nuts for Halloween and turning your whole house into a mock mushroom kingdom.

Have her dress up as Rosalina or a Koopa or Toad maybe. Heck you could even reuse the Toad costume for some bedroom fun


She might not even remember she said this come Halloween, so this might actually work.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 11:18:04 AM
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lihlih posted...
What step mom? That's her biological mom, lmao. What a weirdass assumption to make.

You are the one that said "your fiance" instead of "their mom". Combine that with the worst costume of the batch and the assumption seems the more obvious one to me.

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_Kaz
05/30/22 11:55:00 AM
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lihlih posted...
The thing is, how the fuck do you dress up as the cap from Odyssey?

Off the top of my head </pun> I can think of three ways.

1. Wear a big-ass straw-sombrero-type hat on her head that needs a support harness on her shoulders or else it falls off or breaks her neck.
2. Hamburger costume A -- http://paintyourselfasmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/DIY-Hamburger-Costume-1.jpg
3. Hamburger costume B -- https://www.partiescostume.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Hamburger-Costume-for-Adults.jpg

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lihlih
05/30/22 12:08:43 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...


You are the one that said "your fiance" instead of "their mom". Combine that with the worst costume of the batch and the assumption seems the more obvious one to me.


So? She's my both my fiancee and her mom, it really didn't matter which one I used. Also, she's a little kid, she doesn't know what's a good costume and what's a bad costume.

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Far-Queue
05/30/22 12:18:19 PM
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Telling that your daughter sees you as the villain

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SilentSeph
05/30/22 12:20:55 PM
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What about Pauline?

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 12:30:26 PM
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Immediately TC starts an argument. How long until he starts telling everyone else they don't understand and don't have comprehension skills.

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Far-Queue
05/30/22 12:31:21 PM
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Don't forget jealous of his five figure salary

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Cacciato
05/30/22 12:35:55 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Telling that your daughter sees you as the villain
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lihlih
05/30/22 1:05:21 PM
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Archaea_Ottoia posted...
Immediately TC starts an argument. How long until he starts telling everyone else they don't understand and don't have comprehension skills.


How is this an argument? The dude posted a dumbass assumption and I shut it down. No argument there, lmao.

Far-Queue posted...
Don't forget jealous of his five figure salary


I mean, you're the one that was so jelly that you stalked me and kept bringing it up. So I'm not sure why you'd post this, lol.

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JixHedgehog
05/30/22 1:10:09 PM
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Easy enough, every halloween or party store have Mario costumes

As for the hat, it depends on how much effort you want to put into it.. ranging from just buying the hat to a large sized one (cardboard, paper mache.. chicken wire?) that someone could wear with suspenders

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Zareth
05/30/22 1:10:55 PM
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Yall are antagonistic as fuck. Yeah TC has issues but don't act like your constant poking of him is entirely his fault.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 1:14:27 PM
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He can't even recognize when he's being argumentative now... That makes sense, I guess.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 1:15:36 PM
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Zareth posted...
Yall are antagonistic as fuck. Yeah TC has issues but don't act like your constant poking of him is entirely his fault.

If you flatter him enough, he might cheat on his next wife with you.

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teddy241
05/30/22 1:28:35 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
I think she is low-key telling you she does not like her step-mom to be.

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lihlih
05/30/22 1:28:42 PM
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Archaea_Ottoia posted...


If you flatter him enough, he might cheat on his next wife with you.


Lol, I love how you people still haven't figured out that it's not cheating if the marriage was fake. Jesus Christ guys, it's not a complex concept. Stop proving your intelligence by proving over and over again that you guys can't understand a simple concept, lmao.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 1:30:40 PM
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That didn't take long.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 1:33:35 PM
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lihlih posted...
Lol, I love how you people still haven't figured out that it's not cheating if the marriage was fake.

Thus if you are not married to your partner, it is impossible to actually cheat on them? Interesting take.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 1:34:29 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Thus if you are not married to your partner, it is impossible to actually cheat on them? Interesting take.

He constantly says the marriage was fake, but yet he had to get divorced. All the while constantly telling other people they don't have basic reading comprehension when he doesn't understand what the word fake even means.

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lihlih
05/30/22 1:37:21 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...


Thus if you are not married to your partner, it is impossible to actually cheat on them? Interesting take.


The relationship itself was fake. Of course I shouldn't expect people like you to understand simple concepts like that.

Archaea_Ottoia posted...


He constantly says the marriage was fake, but yet he had to get divorced. All the while constantly telling other people they don't have basic reading comprehension when he doesn't understand what the word fake even means.


Yeah, it was only "real" on paper.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 1:39:48 PM
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Ah yes, he can't even come up with anything more substantial as an intended insult. I guess that's what happens when you don't know how marriages work.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 1:42:45 PM
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lihlih posted...


The relationship itself was fake. Of course I shouldn't expect people like you to understand simple concepts like that.

Indeed, I cannot comprehend whatever could make a person want to fake an entire relationship.

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wwinterj25
05/30/22 1:45:18 PM
#26:


I've never understood dressing up as none scary characters for Halloween. Still it's mostly for kids anyway so I guess I don't need to understand. Dressing up as a cap? That wouldn't work.

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lihlih
05/30/22 1:46:04 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...


Indeed, I cannot comprehend whatever could make a person want to fake an entire relationship.


That's because you don't understand any concept more complex than "eat to not die".

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 1:46:26 PM
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Revelation34
05/30/22 1:53:08 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I've never understood dressing up as none scary characters for Halloween. Still it's mostly for kids anyway so I guess I don't need to understand. Dressing up as a cap? That wouldn't work.


Dress up as a boo.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 1:57:32 PM
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lihlih posted...
That's because you don't understand any concept more complex than "eat to not die".

And now it's his turn to yell about how it didn't matter what his wife thought of the marriage.

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lihlih
05/30/22 1:59:17 PM
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Archaea_Ottoia posted...


And now it's his turn to yell about how it didn't matter what his wife thought of the marriage.


Well yeah, we made it clear from the beginning that it was just a contract marriage.

So if you get a roommate that agrees to pay half the rent, does it matter if he decides later on that he should pay 0% of the rent?

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 2:06:36 PM
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Archaea_Ottoia posted...
And now it's his turn to yell about how it didn't matter what his wife thought of the marriage.

Nah, it was about my limited empathy and limited understanding of "human rules" and "common sense".

They are a result of my position on the spectrum, not my intelligence.

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Cacciato
05/30/22 2:07:56 PM
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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 2:10:12 PM
#34:


Those two posts help. I have the empathy to understand it is a really shit thing to do, but not enough to come up with motivations that might have justified the behaviour.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 2:11:38 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Those two posts help. I have the empathy to understand it is a really shit thing to do, but not enough to come up with motivations that might have justified the behaviour.

The best part is his overwhelming desire, no, his overwhelming need to win the approval for his cheating from a message board he claims doesn't have the ability to understand simple concepts. It's really fascinating.

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lihlih
05/30/22 2:13:19 PM
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Cacciato posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/0/AALv4zAADOZY.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AALv4zAADSJL.jpg


Well yeah, I admitted that I felt bad because she was genuinely hurt. Once I thought it about it more and that it's not my fault in the slightest because it was agreed to be a contract marriage, I no longer felt bad. Like she was 100% at fault for taking a contract marriage seriously.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 2:14:25 PM
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Victim-blaming is not going to make you look any better...

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lihlih
05/30/22 2:36:32 PM
#38:


Nichtcrawler X posted...
Victim-blaming is not going to make you look any better...


Lol, I'm victim blaming because my contract ex-wife decided to take the contract marriage as real? Like what kind of dumbass logic is that?

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ParanoidObsessive
05/30/22 2:39:21 PM
#39:


Zareth posted...
Yall are antagonistic as fuck. Yeah TC has issues but don't act like your constant poking of him is entirely his fault.

Let's be honest, pretty much everyone left on PotD has issues. All the well-adjusted people left years ago.

And most of the constant poking starts when people overreact to what is meant as casual jokes or innocent misunderstanding. None of the people who've become perpetual punching bags here over the years were ever really completely blameless.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 2:43:32 PM
#40:


lihlih posted...
Lol, I'm victim blaming because my contract ex-wife decided to take the contract marriage as real?

No, you are victim-blaming since you are blaming the victim. That is literally what the word means.

Whether you believe you are right or wrong in doing so is irrelevant.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 2:46:12 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
No, you are victim-blaming since you are blaming the victim. That is literally what the word means.

Whether you believe you are right or wrong in doing so is irrelevant.

Interesting, he constantly throws around comprehension attacks to everyone else and doesn't understand that basic concept.

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lihlih
05/30/22 2:48:39 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...


No, you are victim-blaming since you are blaming the victim. That is literally what the word means.

Whether you believe you are right or wrong in doing so is irrelevant.


Except she's not the victim. Only someone who can't understand shit would think she's the victim.

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 2:52:17 PM
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He's devolved into cursing. How much longer until he has a complete spaz attack.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 2:55:37 PM
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lihlih posted...
Except she's not the victim. Only someone who can't understand shit would think she's the victim.

You said she came to see the relationship as true, thus she became a victim when that relationship was betrayed in some way.

She is a victim because of her feelings, not when you decide her to be.

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 2:58:05 PM
#45:


lihlih posted...
Except she's not the victim. Only someone who can't understand shit would think she's the victim.

all contracts aside,

did ya tell her you were gonna sleep with another woman before you did it?

because you talked about wanting to do that shit on potd for months dude

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Revelation34
05/30/22 3:07:05 PM
#46:


Nichtcrawler X posted...
Victim-blaming is not going to make you look any better...


This made me laugh.

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lihlih
05/30/22 3:08:44 PM
#47:


Nichtcrawler X posted...


You said she came to see the relationship as true, thus she became a victim when that relationship was betrayed in some way.

She is a victim because of her feelings, not when you decide her to be.


What, so just because she decided to that something untrue is true makes her the victim? What kind of dumbass shit is that? So what, a killer can be the victim because the murder made him real sad? What kind of dumbass logic is this?

VampireCoyote posted...


all contracts aside,

did ya tell her you were gonna sleep with another woman before you did it?

because you talked about wanting to do that shit on potd for months dude


No, why would I tell my fakeass wife anything?

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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 3:10:12 PM
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I'd say he's a master of revisionist history, but... we can all see how well that's going for him.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/30/22 3:18:36 PM
#49:


lihlih posted...
What, so just because she decided to that something untrue is true makes her the victim?

Yes. Definitely in the situation as described. And that is all it means. You seem to see the state of being a victim as some kind of absolute that can only be handled and responded to in a certain way.

lihlih posted...
So what, a killer can be the victim because the murder made him real sad?

A crime can have more than one victim and yes, the perpetrator themselves can in some form also be a victim.

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 3:25:53 PM
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lihlih posted...
No, why would I tell my fakeass wife anything?

because you were married to her and a marriage is supposed to mean something

even if it was a fake marriage you still owed this person the basic common decency of simple honesty

its really icky that you dont see that at all

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