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Dumb shit like this:
https://imgur.com/tRjwfq2

When I was in middle school, some kid got caught trying to stick his **** between the bleachers to deed >_> I cannot imagine how awkward that must've been for the teachers and the parents lol

Also in middle school, some kid had the whole row to himself during computer lab one day, so he decided to look up porn. But he literally forgot he had an entire row behind him and all of us could clearly see what he was doing. No one had the heart to tell him >_>

In high school, some fat guy was hanging out at some at certain lunch table and annoying the guys there and wouldn't leave. So someone took a styrofoam cup to the bathroom and peed in it, then switched it with his drink when he wasn't looking and he drank it. He got a week suspension for that lol

You have any stories of crazy or cringey shit from school?

My entire time in high school was desperately holding in a tsunami of cringe, so I didn't really take much note of what others were doing

Another one in high school is some guy bragged about losing his virginity to the school slut, and when people asked how long he lasted, he PROUDLY said "40 seconds!"

I don't think he ever lived that down LOL

NeonOctopus posted...

Another one in high school is some guy bragged about losing his virginity to the school slut, and when people asked how long he lasted, he PROUDLY said "40 seconds!"

I don't think he ever lived that down LOL

He was the fast man alive

Guy in my math class freshman year the teacher kept partnering me with threatened to bring a gun to school and shoot me.

I saw on the news last year he was actually arrested for murder

TheHoldSteady posted...

Guy in my math class freshman year the teacher kept partnering me with threatened to bring a gun to school and shoot me.

I saw on the news last year he was actually arrested for murder

What the ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck! How long have you been out of school for?

I had a kid who faked a seizure. Regular day, no test or anything, he just didnt want to be there.

NeonOctopus posted...

What the ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck! How long have you been out of school for?

For how long have you been out of school?*

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lmao

nativengine posted...

I had a kid who faked a seizure. Regular day, no test or anything, he just didnt want to be there.

Damn, did he not realize he could've saved that trick for a better time?

in uni some international guy sat next to me in the computer rooms - room was packed with people

anyway he started to watch porn with his hands in his pockets the entire time - I was like dude we dont do this here

In one of my classes we had a "free day" due to various reasons that we knew was coming so one person in the class decided that they were going to pierce their lip with a needle. Me and a couple friends were able to talk him down after he made it clear he was being serious when he used some anesthetic on his lip and brought out the needle.

NeonOctopus posted...

Damn, did he not realize he could've saved that trick for a better time?

He had a rough home life so I dont hold it against him. His mom was only 14 when she had him and she banged a few of his friends.

How does the guy in TC's video even fall over?
That leg doesn't come down very forcefully, those tables don't have a bar along the ground at the front to twist an ankle on, it doesn't look like he hits the table the guy near him is sitting at.

Maybe twists knee trying to pivot while he's still lifting the other one up?

ViewtifulJoe posted...

How does the guy in TC's video even fall over?
That leg doesn't come down very forcefully, those tables don't have a bar along the ground at the front to twist an ankle on, it doesn't look like he hits the table the guy near him is sitting at.

Maybe twists knee trying to pivot while he's still lifting the other one up?

idk he's a fat fuck that probably isn't used to dancing and moving his body like that. He probably pulled a muscle and is being a huge wimp about it >_>

nativengine posted...

He had a rough home life so I dont hold it against him. His mom was only 14 when she had him and she banged a few of his friends.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/6/AAUsi-AADOcc.jpg

SaccharineSmile posted...

in uni some international guy sat next to me in the computer rooms - room was packed with people

anyway he started to watch porn with his hands in his pockets the entire time - I was like dude we dont do this here

Was it good porn at least? >___>

ellis123 posted...

In one of my classes we had a "free day" due to various reasons that we knew was coming so one person in the class decided that they were going to pierce their lip with a needle. Me and a couple friends were able to talk him down after he made it clear he was being serious when he used some anesthetic on his lip and brought out the needle.

wtf, what would possess someone to try to do that lol

I wrote a report once about how Sub-Zero is better than Scorpion. Teach gave me a C- for it.

Someone crushed up some Altoids and snorted them.

sabin017 posted...

Someone crushed up some Altoids and snorted them.

lol, I saw someone did that with Wonka Pixy Stix powder >_> They said they had a bad headache afterwards

VeggetaX posted...

I wrote a report once about how Sub-Zero is better than Scorpion. Teach gave me a C- for it.

As in He's blue he has ice his clan is cooler (get it!!) and so is his name or were you talking about gameplay and matchups?

VeggetaX posted...

I wrote a report once about how Sub-Zero is better than Scorpion. Teach gave me a C- for it.

Your teacher was probably an Ermac main

I punched my bully in the face so hard he needed his jaw reconstructed. I got expelled as a result, and was homeschooled until I went to college.

NeonOctopus posted...

Was it good porn at least? >___>

wtf, what would possess someone to try to do that lol

hahahah bruh I remember it like it was yesterday

it was a super white girl POV video

like everyone else in the room either didnt noticed or noticed and just continued on working

was a Friday afternoon so reports were probably due so full concentrations by everyone haha

ViewtifulJoe posted...

As in He's blue he has ice his clan is cooler (get it!!) and so is his name or were you talking about gameplay and matchups?

The former lol

NeonOctopus posted...

Dumb shit like this:
https://imgur.com/tRjwfq2

Looks normal to me.

SaccharineSmile posted...

hahahah bruh I remember it like it was yesterday

it was a super white girl POV video

like everyone else in the room either didnt noticed or noticed and just continued on working

was a Friday afternoon so reports were probably due so full concentrations by everyone haha

lmao that's hilarious

SamsungGearS2 posted...

I punched my bully in the face so hard he needed his jaw reconstructed. I got expelled as a result, and was homeschooled until I went to college.

Was this in high school or earlier?

NeonOctopus posted...

Was this in high school or earlier?

Middle school, maybe 7th grade. Years of bullying from him put into one payback hit and I felt like I win the lottery.

Guy in high school wanted to be the pink Power Ranger so bad that he couldn't stand it. Was always doing mock battles and stuff. Pretending to be her and acting out. I thought he was just being silly for a while, but it lasted through graduation and from what I hear even after. So, idk. Guess he was larping but it was just him.

TheHoldSteady posted...

Guy in my math class freshman year the teacher kept partnering me with threatened to bring a gun to school and shoot me.

One of my HS teachers sent me on an errand for her. So I was in the hallway between classes. One of my classmates went to his locker next to mine. Then he suddenly turned and pushed me against the wall and put a hunting knife to my throat. Said he'd slit my throat and just go back to class. So I told him to do it then. He just stared at me for a few seconds, guess he was expecting me to be afraid. He put the knife away and walked off.

KogaSteelfang posted...

One of my HS teachers sent me on an errand for her. So I was in the hallway between classes. One of my classmates went to his locker next to mine. Then he suddenly turned and pushed me against the wall and put a hunting knife to my throat. Said he'd slit my throat and just go back to class. So I told him to do it then. He just stared at me for a few seconds, guess he was expecting me to be afraid. He put the knife away and walked off.

Why are kids so fucking edgy? I had a kid in middle school get caught with a knife in his locker, but that was the most I ever heard. No one ever straight up threatened someone with a weapon

Guy I knew in a grade behind me ended up going to the local grocery and shot his ex and her current beau at the time, then went to the underpass we all hung out at as kids and offed himself. Was fucked up.

This was a year after I graduated.

I didnt take part in this but the bassist I was in a band with he was a couple years ahead. For their senior prank they dismantled a whole car and put it back together in the library over a weekend.

that knife story kinda reminds me of this time when the friend of a friend was insulted by this one gangster dude, and she asked him to beat the guy up. my friend wasn't the kinda guy to fight people but he agreed.

anyway, we go to this high school football game later that night, and we see the guy there. for some reason, I end up talking to the guy and he takes a liking to me, and he's like, "hey man, can you hold this for me just in case they search me", and he handed me his knife.

I'm not saying that if my friend confronted the guy that the guy would have stabbed him, but the lesson I learned was that I'd never fight over a woman, lol.

Most of my school memories are gone, but I do remember that there was this brother and sister pair who made almost everyone else uncomfortable with their tendencies to get really close to you when talking and to talk nonstop about Pokmon and Dragonball Z, along with being a bit too affectionately close to each other often and in front of everyone.

Pretty much everyone I ever overheard talking about them was suspicious that they were banging, and that later turned out to be an accurate assumption.

NeonOctopus posted...

Why are kids so fucking edgy? I had a kid in middle school get caught with a knife in his locker, but that was the most I ever heard. No one ever straight up threatened someone with a weapon

We weren't allowed knives, even little pocket knives. But his mom was a teacher, the football coach was their best friend, he was the football star and all the teachers and students worshipped him for it. Guess he thought I'd be impressed that he had it, and maybe be intimidated by him. At that point in my life he would've been doing me a favor, so I wasn't exactly afraid. Half the time I'd arrive home I'd be threatened with worse. Besides, if he went through with it, I'd have maybe a minute of pain while he faced a life in prison? Seemed like he wouldn't throw his life away to take mine. I was right. I was cringing at his edginess the whole time I was finishing the errand. Still roll my eyes at it when I remember. lol

Heartomaton posted...

that later turned out to be an accurate assumption.

Wait, they actually did bang?

Did they look inbred or did they look normal? >_>

During my senior year, this freshman gained a reputation for sneaking off and giving guys bjs. During one of the school dances, she got caught with a few guys in one of the back corners of the school. The school suspended her for like 2 weeks and she was banned from going to anymore dances.

Another one happened after I graduated. One of the teachers got arrested for dating one of his students. Apparently the police had been watching him for a while. It sounds like he may have slept with her, but the news report wasn't too clear on that. Last I heard, he posted bail then fled to Mexico. Don't think they ever caught him.

We always suspected he was attracted to minors though, because he was way too friendly and flirty with girls. And he was married with kids, so that kind of sucks for his family.

sabin017 posted...

Someone crushed up some Altoids and snorted them.

That was me and my friends in sixth grade

NeonOctopus posted...

Wait, they actually did bang?

Did they look inbred or did they look normal? >_>

Yeah, as far as I know. I only ever overheard bits and pieces of the specifics since I didn't talk to anyone, but apparently the brother was bragging about losing his virgity to some guys, and when they pressed him on who he lost it with he used his sister's Spanish name instead of her English one... somehow forgetting that his sister always made it a point to tell everyone that would listen that she has that Spanish name.

And I don't think they looked inbred, they were just really, really friggin' weird.

Heartomaton posted...

Yeah, as far as I know. I only ever overheard bits and pieces of the specifics since I didn't talk to anyone, but apparently the brother was bragging about losing his virgity to some guys, and when they pressed him on who he lost it with he used his sister's Spanish name instead of her English one... somehow forgetting that his sister always made it a point to tell everyone that would listen that she has that Spanish name.

And I don't think they looked inbred, they were just really, really friggin' weird.

lmao

There was a guy at my uni who printed out these pamphlets and would hand them out to people. He basically made his own theory of civilisation and was trying to get people to buy into it. I only had one tutorial with him but as cringe as it was I still admire it. I eventually invented my own system and wrote a bunch of psychotic posts on Facebook about it.

The psychosis was so bad at one point I wrote something about an ongoing bus strike and spammed it to all my friends' Facebook walls, and then deleted half my friends. Obviously the impersonal nature of college without a group made me more interested in Facebook.

My friend (who didn't attend the uni) and I tagged a bunch of university buildings with chalk. That is a pretty cringe thing to do I guess.

I was definitely among the weirder people in my high school, I was a huge liar basically and made a ton of shit up all the time. People often took it at face value but I'm sure there are people who knew what was up as well. It definitely got me into a lot of bad situations. I had the same issue with my online friend group too in HS anyway. There is other stuff too. It wasn't as bad as in grade school so most of it is probably ly hormones.

Thank fucking god I normalized to some extent in college, despite the mental illness showing up. I think if I never went to college I'd still be high school me. But college and uni and even work was still an endless cringe fest. I've come to expect it of myself at this point and can basically only stop individual bad behaviors, never really stop having bad behavior generally.

I started a game in middle school English class where you put a note on someone's back without them noticing and you wrote 'hint, hint' on the note (that part must've been some inside joke, I don't remember the point now). I think it may have got out of control and the teacher banned it, so I started keeping it between me and my friend Jack.

Well we were passing this note around with the words and a stick figure on it and kept adding details and at some point I decided to be edgy and gave him 'X' eyes and wrote 'dead' next to 'hint'.

Jack accidentally left it on the floor so it was discovered after we left, but it was obviously his since it was at his desk. So I got pulled to the vice principal's office and accused of writing a death threat.

Jack was there too and could obviously explain it wasn't serious but the VP was trying to break me or something and saying things like "why would you do something so horrible?" I recognized I was in trouble but didn't feel I did anything wrong so I kept my cool. I think I genuinely said to him "it was funny."

Somehow made my way out of that with no punishment at all, probably because I had a stellar record otherwise

SamsungGearS2 posted...

I punched my bully in the face so hard he needed his jaw reconstructed. I got expelled as a result, and was homeschooled until I went to college.

How much did you try to appeal their decision?

One kid in my friends school stole chalk from the teacher, brought a knife and a dollar, cut up the chalk into a line of powder and snorted it through the dollar like a line of coke at his desk during class. Apparently he did not react to it well and had to go to the nurse.

Wish I went to that school. Sounds like a wild ride.

Damn_Underscore posted...

How much did you try to appeal their decision?

Zero.

SamsungGearS2 posted...

Zero.

Why tho

Seems very unfair to you

Damn_Underscore posted...

Why tho

Seems very unfair to you

True, but I hated school so much that it was a blessing to never go back.

SF_Okami posted...

One kid in my friends school stole chalk from the teacher, brought a knife and a dollar, cut up the chalk into a line of powder and snorted it through the dollar like a line of coke at his desk during class. Apparently he did not react to it well and had to go to the nurse.

Wish I went to that school. Sounds like a wild ride.

lmao that's awesome