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UnfairRepresent 08/29/23 10:51:33 AM #1: |
Story is when George Washington was 6 he ran into his father's garden and cut down a Cherry Tree because he was a little shit.
When his dad asked him WTF was up, George's moral character was so immense that he could not tell a lie and admitted he cut the tree. In response his dad said Run to my arms, run to my arms; glad am I, George, that you killed my tree; for you have paid me for it a thousand fold. Such an act of heroism in my son, is more worth than a thousand trees, though blossomed with silver, and their fruits of purest gold." You know, exactly how you talk to 6 year olds. https://i.imgur.com/UhT4sKM.jpg How did anyone ever believe this stuff? Even Trumps claims are more well rounded --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 08/29/23 10:59:08 AM #2: |
Dude didn't age a day after 6
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Turbam 08/29/23 11:05:52 AM #3: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AANKsdAAEy0p.jpg
Amazing --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kibouno 08/29/23 11:07:34 AM #4: |
"I thought it was pretty a good story so I can make George Washington look good. I would also make much money from it." - Mason Locke Weems, One of Washingtons first biographers, an itinerant minister and bookseller. (I'm pretty damn sure he would.) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 08/29/23 11:23:25 AM #5: |
Even bigger bullshit than the story of him building that bridge over the Hudson.
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Cocytus 08/29/23 11:23:43 AM #6: |
Yeah well he was president first. What have you done today?
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Cocytus 08/29/23 11:24:03 AM #7: |
Turbam posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AANKsdAAEy0p.jpgThat is funny. --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BiggLaw 08/29/23 11:25:15 AM #8: |
The wig at 6 is just... Lmao
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UnfairRepresent 08/29/23 3:04:31 PM #9: |
Kibouno posted...
"I thought it was pretty a good story so I can make George Washington look good. I would also make much money from it." - Mason Locke WeemsWhere's that quote from? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 08/29/23 3:12:46 PM #10: |
That is the ugliest child to have ever existed.
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SiO4 08/29/23 3:39:59 PM #11: |
Were_Wyrm posted...
Dude didn't age a day after 6 Hehe... --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 08/29/23 3:42:08 PM #12: |
mercurydude posted...
That is the ugky child to have ever existed. FTFY --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kibouno 08/29/23 3:44:15 PM #13: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Where's that quote from?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/4/AAe-oZAAEy2W.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 08/29/23 3:46:30 PM #14: |
Strong 6 year old ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LaLeyenda 08/29/23 4:06:13 PM #15: |
No.
George Washington is an honest man, he may have cut down the Cherry Tree but at least he admit it. He's super strong, he managed to once skipped a silver dollar all the way across the Potomac River. He also created the silver dollar before anyone else which means he is very smart. He always had white hair he was young. He wasn't a redhead. Source: https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/facts/myths/ten-misconceptions-about-washington/ /s --- The one and only and still the best. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Priere 08/29/23 4:07:50 PM #16: |
Washington was also 6'20" and killed people for fun.
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SaikyoStyle 08/29/23 4:11:26 PM #17: |
I feel like we were taught in elementary school that the cherry tree story was real but dont remember.
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Sariana21 08/29/23 4:12:28 PM #18: |
That picture is hilarious.
Whats also funny is that someone felt the need to make up such a story when George Washington had plenty of real accomplishments worthy of praise (and at least one big doozy worthy of condemnation). --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 08/29/23 4:36:29 PM #19: |
Sariana21 posted...
That picture is hilarious. Pretty sure the hand on the Far Right is Dick Nixon. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 08/29/23 4:41:30 PM #20: |
I believe it. In the future people will roll their eyes that anyone ever used words like "based".
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PaintGimmick 08/29/23 4:54:19 PM #21: |
Priere posted...
Washington was also 6'20" and killed people for fun.I heard he was 6'3", 215 lbs --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AgentCoulson 08/29/23 4:57:31 PM #22: |
Were_Wyrm posted...
Dude didn't age a day after 6 Turbam posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AANKsdAAEy0p.jpg lmao --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 08/29/23 8:37:58 PM #23: |
PaintGimmick posted...
Our true leader. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 08/29/23 9:12:17 PM #24: |
SiO4 posted...
Hell save the children, but not the British children Hell save the children, but not the British children --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 08/29/23 9:14:23 PM #25: |
Six foot tall weighs a motherfuckin ton.
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SiO4 08/29/23 11:39:42 PM #26: |
McMarbles posted...
TBF we lost most of The Revolution. InTheEyesOfFire posted... Six foot tall weighs a motherfuckin ton. The British army is waiting out there An' it weighs fifteen hundred tons --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 08/29/23 11:46:29 PM #27: |
Sariana21 posted...
That picture is hilarious.It was by a biographer who wanted to make it look like he had been a great person since childhood. --- And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... not a fork... but something in between. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 08/29/23 11:52:03 PM #29: |
This is how it all started.. Making people believe from an early age you should tell the truth to authority figures when you break the rules.
Fucking lie your ass off man. No one irl will give you a break when you commit crime and tell the truth about it. Especially cops. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 08/30/23 11:36:39 AM #30: |
LeoRavus posted...
This is how it all started.. Making people believe from an early age you should tell the truth to authority figures when you break the rules. Gotta love that it is a lie about a lie. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 08/30/23 11:57:07 AM #31: |
PaintGimmick posted...
I heard he was 6'3", 215 lbsLol, but that actually isnt far off. Our Capital tour guide said Washington was probably 62. Have you seen his statues? He was pretty buff and probably around 215 or so. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Avirosb 08/30/23 11:58:13 AM #32: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Story is when George Washington was 6 he ran into his father's garden and cut down a Cherry Tree because he was a little shit. It was a different time back then. People wore wigs as a fashion statement. --- Really attractive in 144p ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchonKnight 08/30/23 12:00:22 PM #33: |
You wasn't even there
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SiO4 08/30/23 12:00:56 PM #34: |
Sariana21 posted...
How's his teeth? --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/30/23 1:27:40 PM #35: |
SiO4 posted...
Gotta love that it is a lie about a lie.https://youtu.be/uelHwf8o7_U?si=f8tjzQdc-E63SAzE --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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