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CyricZ
09/28/23 1:51:41 PM
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For context (and this was a poll in the UK):

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/9/AAACPvAAE4Wx.jpg
And #BetterOpeningLines is doing some mild trending on the Twitter.

Do you have some stand-out favorites?

One that personally stuck with me was:

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."

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ArkhamOrigins
09/28/23 1:52:45 PM
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It was a dark and stormy night

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R1masher
09/28/23 1:52:46 PM
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It was the best of times.

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HylianFox
09/28/23 1:53:47 PM
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R1masher posted...
It was the best of times.

it was the BLURST of times!?

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DarthAragorn
09/28/23 1:54:34 PM
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CyricZ posted...
"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."
Well shit I have nothing to add now

Other than that Harry Potter isn't even the best 2000s fantasy novel series about a wizard named Harry but you clearly know that already

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PraetorXyn
09/28/23 1:54:38 PM
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The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

The Gunslinger is mid compared to the other Dark Tower books, but that opening line is a banger.

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SiO4
09/28/23 1:55:51 PM
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Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you dont tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that AntichristI really believe he is AntichristI will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened yousit down and tell me all the news.

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PraetorXyn
09/28/23 1:56:26 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Well shit I have nothing to add now

Other than that Harry Potter isn't even the best 2000s fantasy novel series about a wizard named Harry but you clearly know that already
Going to be reading Side Jobs after I finish a Dragon Keeper reread in the next day or two, and Ghost Story next month.

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Southernfatman
09/28/23 1:59:42 PM
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The night was humid...

or maybe "The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning." from Casino Royale. Don't know why, but that one stuck with me. Kind of sets the tone of the Ian Flemming Bond novels themselves.

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SpawnShadow
09/28/23 2:00:39 PM
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bsp77
09/28/23 2:02:47 PM
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PraetorXyn posted...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
You beat me to it

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Cocytus
09/28/23 2:04:20 PM
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The Picture of Dorian Gray...

"The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn."

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/28/23 2:22:11 PM
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The Man in Black fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed.

Dammit! Saw it posted already after posting lol

A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.


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ArsGoetia
09/28/23 2:25:50 PM
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Last night, I dreamt of Glocca Morra... again.
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GenXer
09/28/23 2:35:38 PM
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. . . to wound the autumnal city.
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Vicious_Dios
09/28/23 2:36:59 PM
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

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ai123
09/28/23 2:40:42 PM
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'All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'.

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CyricZ
09/28/23 2:42:43 PM
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Pretty early, but I make a point to follow up quickly with my specific style of fandom: that I enjoy quite a breadth of games, go to conventions for games, am often instilled with a sense of awe about them, and of course, the writing.

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Funkydog
09/28/23 2:42:45 PM
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PraetorXyn posted...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
A really great one.

Anything by Pratchett rocks though, for far better UK authors.

'This is a story about magic and where it goes and perhaps more importantly where it comes from and why, although it doesn't pretend to answer all or any of these questions.'

'Nothing but stars, scattered across the blackness as though the Creator had smashed the windscreen of his car and hadn't bothered to stop to sweep up the pieces'.

Then there's the classic Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quote.

'The story so far: in the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.'


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mercurydude
09/28/23 2:42:55 PM
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Shirley Jackson probably wrote the best opening of any ghost story:

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

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Ivynn
09/28/23 2:45:31 PM
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PraetorXyn posted...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Heh, that one always shows up in these topics. And for good reason!

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ROBANN_88
09/28/23 2:46:33 PM
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The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose...

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Doom_Art
09/28/23 2:47:30 PM
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In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, " just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
-The Great Gatsby

Timelessand perfect just like the rest of the book.


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teep_
09/28/23 2:48:11 PM
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

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PraetorXyn
09/28/23 3:00:07 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose...
Favorite series. Just did my 4th read (but first audio read) this year.

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bsp77
09/28/23 3:03:58 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose...
Classic

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Freddie_Mercury
09/28/23 3:05:00 PM
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

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mercurydude
09/28/23 3:06:18 PM
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Another from Shirley Jackson, this one from We Have Always Lived In The Castle.

My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are of the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had. I dislike washing myself, and dogs, and noise. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death cup mushroom. Everyone in my family is dead.

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Nosferatu_Zodd
09/28/23 3:12:55 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.


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toreysback
09/28/23 3:15:53 PM
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"I was driving to Las Vegas to tell my sister that I'd had mother's respirator unplugged."

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Kaldrenthebold
09/28/23 3:21:35 PM
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It was the best of times, it was the blurst of time

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furb
09/28/23 3:26:35 PM
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April is the cruelest month

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Kircheis
09/28/23 3:28:13 PM
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It was love at first sight.
The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.
Yossarian was in the hospital with a pain in his liver that fell just short of being jaundice. The doctors were puzzled by the fact that it wasnt quite jaundice. If it became jaundice they could treat it. If it didnt become jaundice and went away they could discharge him. But this just being short of jaundice all the time confused them.
Each morning they came around, three brisk and serious men with efficient mouths and inefficient eyes, accompanied by brisk and serious Nurse Duckett, one of the ward nurses who didnt like Yossarian. They read the chart at the foot of the bed and asked impatiently about the pain. They seemed irritated when he told them it was exactly the same.
Still no movement? the full colonel demanded.
The doctors exchanged a look when he shook his head.
Give him another pill.
Nurse Duckett made a note to give Yossarian another pill, and the four of them moved along to the next bed.

Catch-22

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mercurydude
09/28/23 3:28:36 PM
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A bit long, this one, but it definitely paints a picture. Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake.

Gormenghast, that is, the main massing of the original stone, taken by itself would have displayed a certain ponderous architectural quality were it possible to have ignored the circumfusion of those mean dwellings that swarmed like an epidemic around its outer walls. They sprawled over the sloping arch, each one half way over its neighbour until, held back by the castle ramparts, the innermost of these hovels laid hold on the great walls, clamping themselves thereto like limpets to a rock. These dwellings, by ancient law, were granted this chill intimacy with the stronghold that loomed above them. Over their irregular roofs would fall throughout the seasons, the shadows of time-eaten buttresses, of broken and lofty turrets, and, most enormous of all, the shadow of the Tower of Flints. This tower, patched unevenly with black ivy, arose like a mutilated finger from among the fists of knuckled masonry and pointed blasphemously at heaven. At night the owls made of it an echoing throat; by day it stood voiceless and cast its long shadow.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/28/23 3:29:35 PM
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PraetorXyn posted...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.


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Dancedreamer
09/28/23 3:29:54 PM
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In the beginning it was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadnt been invented yet. But clouds massing east of Eden suggested that the first thunderstorm was on its way, and it was going to be a big one.

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FunWithAFryPan
09/28/23 3:32:29 PM
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ai123 posted...
'All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'.
And the inverse, which opens Navokovs Ada, or Ardor.

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wallmasterz
09/28/23 3:41:14 PM
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Ludwig had the meat sweats again.

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/28/23 3:50:21 PM
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The elevator continued its impossibly slow ascent. Or at least I imagined it was ascent. There was no telling for sure: it was so slow that all sense of direction simply vanished.

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furb
09/28/23 3:58:07 PM
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Oops thought I posted the whole thing.

April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.

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HylianFox
09/28/23 4:07:44 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun.

ngl I hate it when sci-fi stories make out Earth to be totally insignificant

Like "Oh yeah, Earth, that totally backwater planet that nobody ever goes to, or even heard of"

It's such a tired cliche

Doom_Art posted...
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, " just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
-The Great Gatsby

Timelessand perfect just like the rest of the book.

Sounds pretty damn WOKE and needs a good banning
:P

Funkydog posted...
Then there's the classic Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quote.

'The story so far: in the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.'

Now this one I love.

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