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Touch
03/08/24 11:30:46 AM
#1:


Poop comes from there

And there is no inherent deep seated reproductive purpose for the attraction

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falayyou01
03/08/24 11:33:51 AM
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Touch posted...
Poop comes from there

And there is no inherent deep seated reproductive purpose for the attraction
Evolutionary positive adaptation / God made us that way.

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PaperSplash
03/08/24 11:35:46 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_swelling
Probably an evolutionary remnant of this?
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ZevLoveDOOM
03/08/24 11:36:23 AM
#4:


attraction to poop machines.

we really are a weird species now that i think about it... >_>
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NoxObscuras
03/08/24 11:36:40 AM
#5:


Because Doggy style

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KajeI
03/08/24 11:36:47 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB2Blb_DWFY

Yes, you do need to watch the whole clip.

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lilORANG
03/08/24 11:36:52 AM
#7:


The cheeks are basically constantly pressed together which generates heat.

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Dungeater
03/08/24 11:37:34 AM
#8:


jiggle

bounce

meat

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Dakimakura
03/08/24 11:37:37 AM
#9:


That is where the pee is stored

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falayyou01
03/08/24 11:38:09 AM
#10:


lilORANG posted...
The cheeks are basically constantly pressed together which generates heat.
Nothing like Clapping dem cheeks

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Guide
03/08/24 11:38:55 AM
#11:


Touch posted...
And there is no inherent deep seated reproductive purpose for the attraction
yes there is

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Touch
03/08/24 11:40:09 AM
#12:


Guide posted...
yes there is
Wat

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R1masher
03/08/24 11:43:03 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7038db76.jpg

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Guide
03/08/24 11:43:21 AM
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Touch posted...
Wat
Sign of health and fertility, same reason why tits and and a good hip-to-waist ratio are attractive

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SSJGrimReaper
03/08/24 11:45:46 AM
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touch mad because he ain't got no DONKEY back there

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NeonOPPAl
03/08/24 11:48:59 AM
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KajeI posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB2Blb_DWFY

Yes, you do need to watch the whole clip.
Reminder that Kiyoshi is a false prophet. He's a boobman and only pulled that speech out of his ass to save him and his classmates from getting expelled by buttering up his ass loving principal.

Human mouths have evolved to accommodate the human breast more. Ass is for unevolved Neanderthals stuck in the past! Boobs are for the evolved Homo Sapien!

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SSJGrimReaper
03/08/24 11:50:23 AM
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don't listen to neon

he rigs the boob vs ass polls in his favor

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NeonOPPAl
03/08/24 11:52:08 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
don't listen to neon

he rigs the boob vs ass polls in his favor
The people rig it by voting fairly and unbiased. wtf is this

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Giant_Aspirin
03/08/24 12:00:47 PM
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because science

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19533624/why-youre-an-ass-man/

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NeonOPPAl
03/08/24 12:03:09 PM
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because science

https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-at-boobs-may-give-a-boost-to-male-lifespans/

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Foppe
03/08/24 12:15:14 PM
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The farts keeps them warm.

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Giant_Aspirin
03/08/24 12:16:07 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
because science

https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-at-boobs-may-give-a-boost-to-male-lifespans/

science fuck yeah

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orcus_snake
03/08/24 12:17:43 PM
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We are biased to find curves attractive, this is why even a painting of a curved river is seen as more beautiful, this is why women like men with giant pec tits, just curves in general look nice and we call nice looking things hawt.

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NeonOPPAl
03/08/24 12:18:35 PM
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orcus_snake posted...
We are biased to find curves attractive, this is why even a painting of a curved river is seen as more beautiful, this is why women like men with giant pec tits, just curves in general look nice and we call nice looking things hawt.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/121566eb.jpg

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orcus_snake
03/08/24 12:33:21 PM
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true

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Sufferedphoenix
03/08/24 12:45:18 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Because Doggy style
Was gonna say this is probably the natural sex position

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Guide
03/08/24 12:45:50 PM
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orcus_snake posted...
this is why women like men with giant pec tits

Not actually true of most women. The most commonly attractive body type is the lean athletic build.

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Guide
03/08/24 12:46:33 PM
#28:


NeonOPPAl posted...
Reminder that Kiyoshi is a false prophet. He's a boobman and only pulled that speech out of his ass to save him and his classmates from getting expelled by buttering up his ass loving principal.

Human mouths have evolved to accommodate the human breast more. Ass is for unevolved Neanderthals stuck in the past! Boobs are for the evolved Homo Sapien!

No, he had a revelation there. He realized the Truth of Ass.

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Blastia
03/08/24 12:53:19 PM
#29:


the poop is the best part

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Zakawer3
03/08/24 1:01:45 PM
#30:


https://www.mtv.com/news/pzbrrn/big-butt-science-attraction
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a37405/science-big-butts/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_history_of_the_buttocks

Reading this may explain why asses are attractive. Even hundreds or thousands of years ago, nice asses were valuable.

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NeonOPPAl
03/08/24 1:09:11 PM
#31:


Guide posted...
No, he had a revelation there. He realized the Truth of Ass.
Nah, if you read the manga, he still love boobs more

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Guide
03/08/24 1:09:53 PM
#32:


NeonOPPAl posted...
Nah, if you read the manga, he still love boobs more

I have, and he knows the Truth of Ass.

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NeonOPPAl
03/08/24 1:12:18 PM
#33:


He just gets an appreciation for ass but his heart still belongs to the boob.

I really dont want to reread the manga cuz everything after the first 2 arcs is horrible, but I remember a part where he ran like 50 scenarios in his head on how he was gonna fondle Chiyo's boobs and never mentions the ass. I forget the context tho

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orcus_snake
03/08/24 1:56:56 PM
#34:


Guide posted...
Not actually true of most women. The most commonly attractive body type is the lean athletic build.

citation needed

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Touch
03/08/24 2:28:24 PM
#35:


Guide posted...
Sign of health and fertility, same reason why tits and and a good hip-to-waist ratio are attractive
Shit I'm unhealthy as fuck then because
SSJGrimReaper posted...
touch mad because he ain't got no DONKEY back there


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InTheEyesOfFire
03/08/24 2:35:36 PM
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Cause if they jiggle they make my junk wiggle

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vegeta415
03/08/24 2:37:44 PM
#37:


IDK but Im suddenly a huge track fan
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TotallyNotAGirl
03/08/24 2:39:13 PM
#38:


Poop doesnt come from the cheeks. People aren't out here staring at sphincters. They staring at that GYAT booty cheeks that can break hearts.

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LeoRavus
03/08/24 2:39:37 PM
#39:


A big muscle butt looks too much like a horse for me

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Robot2600
03/08/24 2:42:17 PM
#40:


that tree is stacked

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SSJGrimReaper
03/08/24 2:45:51 PM
#41:


NeonOPPAl posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/121566eb.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cfccc1c4.jpg

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rexcrk
03/08/24 2:56:52 PM
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For me its not the butt itself, but the overall physique thats with it.

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boomgetchopped3
03/08/24 2:57:36 PM
#43:


Yeah its dem cheeks. I take bites when I can.

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wanderingshade
03/08/24 4:33:05 PM
#44:


It's a fetish. Butt cheeks don't really do anything for me. Hips kinda do. Thick thighs and toned calves? Uhh yes please.

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KiwiTerraRizing
03/08/24 4:33:52 PM
#45:


Poop comes out, my wiener goes in. Cant explain that.

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garan
03/08/24 4:35:40 PM
#46:


NoxObscuras posted...
Because Doggy style


This, obviously.
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TerraSeeker
03/08/24 4:39:02 PM
#47:


Easy. Humans are warm-blooded, so it's only natural their body part would hot.

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PiOverlord
03/08/24 4:49:13 PM
#48:


I have an answer... but I swore to keep it to myself.

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TimeForAction
03/08/24 4:49:59 PM
#49:


I like pushing peoples shit in alright
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ClayGuida
03/08/24 4:50:33 PM
#50:


That's the exciting part. You're doing something dirty and tempting fate.

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