Board 8 > Mercenaries 3: Post-Season Wartime 5 - Today's the day that I'll be fighting you

(+) Yeah! (+)

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog -
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant -

what happened to all of fortune's commander, shepard?

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant -

hedgehog meets a shell, dies. hedgehog meets fortune, ?

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow - safe
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant -

3 MM chars begin. 2 dead now. will the 3rd survive?

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt - dr. light killed her family or something.
Shadow - safe
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant -

hot redhead don't job to fortune. or anyone.

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya -
Lilith - safe
Volnutt - dr. light killed her family or something.
Shadow - safe
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant -

aya won once today. with 3 dead mercs, can she survive?

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya - safe
Lilith - safe
Volnutt - dr. light killed her family or something.
Shadow - safe
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant -

SURPRISE TYRANT.

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya - safe
Lilith - safe
Volnutt - dr. light killed her family or something.
Shadow - safe
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death -
Wesker -

Tyrant - safe (barely)

it's the death in things.

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Ethan - safe
Robo-Ky - safe
Wild Dog - safe
Aya - safe
Lilith - safe
Volnutt - dr. light killed her family or something.
Shadow - safe
Shepard - unFORTUNate.
Kuja - safe
X - when Zero exploded, he really exploded.

Death - safe (barely)
Wesker -

Tyrant - safe (barely)

death almost hit. tyrant almost hit. wesker you're close to both. what do YOU say.

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

rigged

--
Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid
Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold.

well that was fun

--
I'm too tired to drive anywhere, anyway, right now, do you care if I praise Black Turtle?
Call me numbers.

fortune kills: Volnutt, Shepard, X, Wesker.

she hates commanders, guys who are gonna be trapped in taxis, and the entire MM series.

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Disgraceful.

From here on out, any abilities I use in here will be towards the Gamma timeline

Because this Beta timeline isn't even trying anymore.

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Yuri becomes and starts as Dark Seraphim

I think that about covers everything fairly nicely.

Rudy: arc smash/phazer
gallows: justine, zephyr, stare roe
grabner: vg-05, fbg-05, hms-50, min-50, grl-50
done

--
I'm too tired to drive anywhere, anyway, right now, do you care if I praise Black Turtle?
Call me numbers.

Is that for the Beta Timeline or the Gamma Timeline?

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Because I have absolute power, I have ruled that because Albert Grabner's move to Dracula's team counts as a possession. Thusly the X Dragoon will head off to Dracula's team.

I have also ruled that removal type abilities that can only hit the robot will hit the robot, and that the passive's non-removal type abilities clause will not apply here.

I have also ruled that Grabner will be sent to Dracula's team by extension because the passive does not effect removal type abilities.

But I am a benevolent admin, I will ask the playerbase if everything here makes sense, because this makes no damn sense what's wrong with you.

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

It makes perfect nonsense.

Now roll the shell.

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Oh wait, castlevania is pre-battle, meaning that was all irrelevant cause the drac thing resolved before the fusion. Thanks for making me make rulings on nothing gosh.

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

LET US BEGIN. OH GREAT SHELL YOU SHALL SLAY ON :0

I HATE BEARS

Ethan -
Robo-Ky -
Wild Dog -
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

SHELL_SEQUENCE_EXTERMINATE

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky -
Wild Dog -
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

*Explodes*

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog -
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

and ffd - if you intend to use abilities, it isn't 'timeline this timeline that.' it's either you use 'em or not.

--
The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

Mitochondria are the power of the jedi, or something. CAN SHE STOP THE SHELL WITH THE FORCE?

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya -
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

I don't have any idea of who Lilith is you are spared my "wit"

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith -
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Uh, it's quite clearly two timelines. Well, three now.

Alpha Timeline led by HGR.
Beta Timeline led by Wang.
Gamma Timeline led by Lopen.

Just because two timelines share one topic doesn't make them the same one.

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Rockman Volnutt man that's pretty lewd in a way.

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt -
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Unless you intend to tell me that if I use an ability in the alpha timeline you will be counting it in the beta timeline too, in which case 'lol.'

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Black streak... steals cars by... shadow the hedgehog

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow -
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Male renegade shellborn hero

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard -
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Why would the battle topic exist without me...? That wouldn't be fair.

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja -
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

ZELLOOOOOO

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X -
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

In beta timeline, you don't exist, you little bastard

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X - SAFE
Vivi -
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Diablo -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Vivi ain't afraid of being a d00med shell.

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

HEY I JUST REALIZED DIABLO DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE TAKE HIM OFF THE LIST.

ALSO GONNA NEED A RULING ON WHETHER HE WAS A VALID FUSION TARGET.

BUT LET'S KILL LARA NOW.

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X - SAFE
Vivi - SAFE
Lara -

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Well Yuri specifies that he can fuse allies, and Diablo wasn't an ally at that point. <_<

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Wesker's counter never works in MvC3 why is it so good here.

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X - SAFE
Vivi - SAFE
Lara - SAFE

Wesker -
Death -
Rudy -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

LORD DRACULA d-d-don't kill me

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X - SAFE
Vivi - SAFE
Lara - SAFE

Wesker - SAFE
Death -
Rudy -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Can the shell LOCK ON.

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X - SAFE
Vivi - SAFE
Lara - SAFE

Wesker - SAFE
Death - SAFE
Rudy -
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Oh god the base is being overwhelmed by SHELLS GET OUT KERRIGAN GET OUT.

Ethan - SAFE
Robo-Ky - SAFE
Wild Dog - SAFE
Aya - SAFE
Lilith - SAFE
Volnutt - Couldn't... rise to the occasion
Shadow - GTA mutha ****er
Shepard - SAFE
Kuja - SAFE
X - SAFE
Vivi - SAFE
Lara - SAFE

Wesker - SAFE
Death - SAFE
Rudy - SAFE
Kerrigan -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Megaman Volnutt and Shadow are KOed

I'm ruling Yuri an invalid ability use. Because, yeah, not an ally at that point.

If you wish to fuse in gamma timeline you may of course declare the ability again. It'll be an invalid ability use in beta timeline so knock yourself out.

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Wait so if you rule that Diablo is on Drac's team why didn't he get shell checked?

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Oh good point

NOT EVEN POSSESSION CAN SAVE YOU FROM THE SHELL.

Diablo -

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

DIABLO - SAFE

The KOs remain

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

numbers's timer has been frozen till the morning in gamma timeline

Look at this divergence it's like calculus up in here

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Fair enough.

Once numbers clarifies if he still wants to fusion, I am ready to begin abilities.

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Oh god divergence

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

did someone say calculus

--
Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid
Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold.

Integration all up in mercenaries

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Protip FFD declare your first ability before you'd Bormina in beta timeline, even if you'll have a few extra hours in my benevolent and godlike timeline of timelines.

Gotta stall as many timelines as you can even if you're not "officially" playing over there.

But hey I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

But my first ability was going to be someone who is dead in the Beta timeline!

--
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
http://img.imgcake.com//wesker.gif

Well obviously the solution is to declare two abilities at once just that one time

(is he trying to trick you into playing faster)

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!