Board 8 > Jets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha

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TimJab
07/27/11 9:05:00 AM
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Are you even trying, rest of NFL?

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TimJab
07/27/11 9:21:00 AM
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I guarantee the Jets will win the Super Bowl.

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Mershaaay
07/27/11 9:22:00 AM
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Wow

No wonder why the owners wanted a lockout so bad. This isn't even going to be fair.

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TimJab
07/27/11 9:25:00 AM
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All the nerds are trying to say stuff like "Whatever the other teams will just run 50 times a game" and ignoring the fact that that's exactly what we want them to do.

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Liquid Wind
07/27/11 9:27:00 AM
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just going to make it more hilarious when the jets don't even come out of the AFC
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neonreaper
07/27/11 9:28:00 AM
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can they afford Asomugha?

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GaryOak151
07/27/11 9:36:00 AM
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Neon:

No.

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Iamdead7
07/27/11 9:37:00 AM
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Jets will continue to choke in the AFC championship game until they get a better QB than Sanchez

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ExThaNemesis
07/27/11 9:38:00 AM
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still gonna lose

i'll torment you then. - swift

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TimJab
07/27/11 9:50:00 AM
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neonreaper posted...
can they afford Asomugha?

Yes, they can.

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TimJab
07/27/11 9:51:00 AM
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ExThaNemesis posted...
still gonna lose

i'll torment you then. - swift


Just upset that the Giants biggest free agent pickup is David Baas.

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BFairfield
07/27/11 9:53:00 AM
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Green Bay's still better.

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Liquid Wind
07/27/11 9:58:00 AM
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TimJab posted...
Just upset that the Giants biggest free agent pickup is David Baas.

what's it like following a team that has to celebrate during the pre-season instead of the post-season

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TimJab
07/27/11 10:03:00 AM
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Liquid Wind posted...
what's it like following a team that has to celebrate during the pre-season instead of the post-season

i wouldn't know

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ExThaNemesis
07/27/11 10:04:00 AM
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From: TimJab | #011
ExThaNemesis posted...
still gonna lose

i'll torment you then. - swift


Just upset that the Giants biggest free agent pickup is David Baas.


You're just upset that the Giants actually win super bowls and the Jets will never win one again - Swift

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TimJab
07/27/11 10:05:00 AM
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I will close my account if the Jets sign Nnamdi Asomugha and don't win the Super Bowl this year.

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Liquid Wind
07/27/11 10:26:00 AM
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I will close my account if the Jets sign Nnamdi Asomugha and don't win the Super Bowl this year.

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_Regaro_
07/27/11 11:51:00 AM
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dammit now I want the jets to sign Nnamdi so that tim has to close his account six months down the roa

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Revenus
07/27/11 12:19:00 PM
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jets have been claiming they'll win the super bowl for years, let the real teams like the steelers, patriots, and colts fight it out, sit down little timjab.

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KCF0107
07/27/11 12:27:00 PM
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Not that I am a fan of the Jets or anything, but they have only been making those claims for the past two years, since Rex Ryan became their head coach, and they have responded by making it to the conference finals as a wild card team each year. The Patriots, who have won the division in those two years, haven't made it past the divisional series despite having a bye last year and possibly the year before

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Dauntless Hunter
07/27/11 12:36:00 PM
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From: Revenus | #019
jets have been claiming they'll win the super bowl for years, let the real teams like the steelers, patriots, and colts fight it out, sit down little timjab.


You mean the Patriots that the Jets manhandled in the postseason last year? The Patriots who haven't won a postseason game since "We're only gonna score 17 points? Haha, okay!"? Those Patriots are the "real team" you're talking about?

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FateStayAlbion
07/27/11 12:58:00 PM
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I don't see how they'd be able to fit Asomugha under the salary cap when they had like 5 million dollars to use before the Holmes signing, unless they do some major cuts and restructuring.

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TimJab
07/27/11 1:34:00 PM
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_Regaro_ posted...
dammit now I want the jets to sign Nnamdi so that tim has to close his account six months down the roa

This post doesn't make any sense.

If the Jets sign Nnamdi it is literally an impossibility that I will be forced to close my account in any scenario short of another lockout happening. I am adding the small footnote however (and I can do this because I'm making an account "bet" with myself), that if Revis, Asomugha, or The Sanchize are injured at any critical point in the season, I will not be following through with the closure.

I understand that I'm not technically wagering anything because the Jets are a 100% lock to win the Super Bowl if all 3 of those guys stay healthy, but I like this account.

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TimJab
07/27/11 1:39:00 PM
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FateStayAlbion posted...
I don't see how they'd be able to fit Asomugha under the salary cap when they had like 5 million dollars to use before the Holmes signing, unless they do some major cuts and restructuring.

Holmes' contract is mostly incentives. Mark Classchez is restructuring to help out.

Signing Asomugha will actually be easier than resigning Cromartie, because Cro is a dick. He's already said he's not taking a hometown discount and won't sign anything until he sees what Aso gets. He's actually gonna try to sign for Revis/Aso money.

We're also gonna save some money be probably letting Edwards and Brad Smith (my favorite player on the team before it was cool unfortunately) walk and replacing them with Randy Moss (which is interesting if nothing else...putting Moss on a winning team?). We have a lot more room than people think we do.

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Dauntless Hunter
07/27/11 1:40:00 PM
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From: TimJab | #024
He's actually gonna try to sign for Revis/Aso money.


Maybe if he played Revis/Aso football.

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TimJab
07/27/11 1:41:00 PM
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My point is that Cro won't be back.

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SubDeity
07/27/11 1:42:00 PM
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Packers beat Jets 3-0 in Super Bowl confirmed.

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_Regaro_
07/27/11 1:42:00 PM
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From: TimJab | #023
If the Jets sign Nnamdi it is literally an impossibility that I will be forced to close my account in any scenario short of another lockout happening


this is what timjab literally believes

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TimJab
07/27/11 1:43:00 PM
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Liquid Wind posted...
I will close my account if the Jets sign Nnamdi Asomugha and don't win the Super Bowl this year.

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hold on to that screenshot for me, i'd like to use it as a sig after the jets win

did you get the date and all that?

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_Regaro_
07/27/11 1:43:00 PM
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you probably think they'll go 38-0 over the next two seasons too, don't you?

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edwardsdv
07/27/11 1:56:00 PM
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lolJets.

They wont even be the best team in New York Next year

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XxDarkCrueltyxX
07/27/11 3:18:00 PM
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doubt they even win the division. no way they win the superbowl, you have to have a good qb to do that.
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Chrono1219
07/27/11 3:33:00 PM
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From: edwardsdv | #151
lolJets.

They wont even be the best team in New York Next year


XD yeah, sure. Giants giving up 21 points to Vick are gonna be great.

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XxmonsterxX
07/27/11 3:35:00 PM
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They wont even be the best team in New York Next year

Of course they wont. The Bills are the only team that plays in New York.

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TimJab
07/27/11 9:25:00 PM
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From: XxmonsterxX | #034
Of course they wont. The Bills are the only team that plays in New York.


Oh God it's this insult again? Only people that don't live in NYC make this "joke".

Also BTW, the Bills play half their home games in Toronto.

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Dauntless Hunter
07/28/11 12:18:00 AM
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Why do morons always go "hyuck hyuck dem jets n gints don' play in new york", but nobody complains about the Cowboys not playing in Dallas or the Redskins not playing in Washington, or any other team that doesn't actually play where they say they're from? Just the Jets & Giants get this bull**** stupidity.

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edwardsdv
07/28/11 8:25:00 AM
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Chrono1219 posted...
From: edwardsdv | #151
lolJets.

They wont even be the best team in New York Next year
XD yeah, sure. Giants giving up 21 points to Vick are gonna be great.


sure,it will. itll be even better when the giants score 28

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muddersmilk
07/28/11 8:33:00 AM
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100% lock to win the Super Bowl

No such thing in the world of sports. Though I would say they would be heavy favorites with that defense.

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th3l3fty
07/28/11 8:50:00 AM
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Why do morons always go "hyuck hyuck dem jets n gints don' play in new york", but nobody complains about the Cowboys not playing in Dallas or the Redskins not playing in Washington, or any other team that doesn't actually play where they say they're from?

people tend to ignore teams that are totally irrelevant!

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FacePalmer
07/28/11 2:53:00 PM
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The Jets tried to build a stadium in NYC and it didn't work (obviously). The Meadowlands is literally less than 5 minutes away from NYC. It is easily the most viable spot for a stadium in the area. People that don't live in New York don't understand this.

From: muddersmilk | #038
100% lock to win the Super Bowl

No such thing in the world of sports. Though I would say they would be heavy favorites with that defense.


There used to be no such thing. Before there was a team with the possibility to team up the two best CBs ever.

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Swiftlicious
07/28/11 2:58:00 PM
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hey tim havent you been guaranteeing this each year?

you realize i'm going to torment you to tears again when they fail right?

Ny Giants - history

Ny jets- talk

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_Regaro_
07/28/11 2:58:00 PM
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tim seriously thinks that having two great CBs makes you invincible

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FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:03:00 PM
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From: Swiftlicious | #041
hey tim havent you been guaranteeing this each year?

you realize i'm going to torment you to tears again when they fail right?

Ny Giants - history

Ny jets- talk


XD calling the jets all talk when you always say you're gonna torment me and then don't do anything

From: _Regaro_ | #042
tim seriously thinks that having two great CBs makes you invincible

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by themselves, no

you could put revis and asomugha on the panthers and they would still suck

but on the best team in the league?

super bowl

guaranteed

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_Regaro_
07/28/11 3:04:00 PM
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From: FacePalmer | #043
but on the best team in the league?


You mean the jets?

'oh'

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FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:07:00 PM
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XFD the pats signed ochocinco?

in 2009: week 17 and then the wildcard round against the jets, he combined for 2 catches for 28 yards on 10 targets against revis

and this is the guy the pats think will get them past revis and aso?

lolpats

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FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:07:00 PM
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From: _Regaro_ | #044
You mean the jets?

'oh'


what other team has made the championship round in each of the past 2 years?

i'll wait

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_Regaro_
07/28/11 3:08:00 PM
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Spoilers, Tony Romo will win a ring before Sanchez



...assuming either of them would ever win a ring

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StealThisSheen
07/28/11 3:10:00 PM
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FacePalmer posted...
From: _Regaro_ | #044
You mean the jets?

'oh'
what other team has made the championship round in each of the past 2 years?

i'll wait



This is like saying "What other team has gotten fourth place in the last two years?"

Not exactly the best thing to brag about.

If you're not first, you're last.



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_Regaro_
07/28/11 3:11:00 PM
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From: FacePalmer | #046
what other team has made the championship round in each of the past 2 years?


Doesn't mean ****.

Pittsburgh and Green Bay are both better.
With a healthy Peyton, I'd take Indianapolis
New England is on that level
Chicago's up there, as is New Orleans

Basically everybody that was in the playoffs last year except maybe Seattle.

At least.

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FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:16:00 PM
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From: StealThisSheen | #048
This is like saying "What other team has gotten fourth place in the last two years?"

Not exactly the best thing to brag about.

If you're not first, you're last.


and the jets should have won both games

they were annihilating the colts prior to injuries

the steelers fluked their way to a big lead in the first half. the 17-0 deficit it should have been was easily overcome by the jets in the second half (19-0), but unfortunately the refs added an extra TD for the steelers at the end of the first half by blatantly ignoring the tuck rule. the jets still would have tied it anyway if not for yet another injury that led to our backup right tackle giving away snap counts to the steelers on 4 consecutive goal line plays

regardless, getting to the championship game is a huge accomplishment, and only the jets have done it twice the last two seasons (and no other team has even come close) success isn't solely judged by winning a super bowl. but since the jets are winning one this year anyway that's irrelevant.

From: _Regaro_ | #047
Spoilers, Tony Romo will win a ring before Sanchez

...assuming either of them would ever win a ring


oh thank god you're just a joke account

i was worried for a second

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