I was in the backyard with my shades on like a pro cooking up some burgers. They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me.
I happened to look in just the wrong direction and this guy was butt f***ing naked in front of a light source with some questionable material on it -- I'm calling this one, he was messing with his junk. Now I'm not sure if he noticed me noticing him (the window was somewhat high) but I'm almost positive he was showcasing himself for the general public. Might be some psycho in this neighbourhood.
The worst part is that he just kept going for at least 5 minutes.
Eughghggh. I feel gross.
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GenesisSaga posted... Was he facing in your general direction, dick in hand, sporting a concerned look on his visage?
You should feel gross you ho.
Well I didn't want to say it because I was trying to keep the topic title on the safe side but yes, as a matter of fact he was.
It wasn't really a detached stare or even an excited one, though. He looked very ashamed which is rather odd considering he was the one staring at me naked with his thing hanging out.
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It's difficult to say. There was some distance between us as Sir GTM kindly pointed out and besides, I was more horrified than curious. I'd say at least a couple of inches if not more.
Was he using both hands?
Actually, he was flailing profusely with his left hand as though feigning the ass-slapping of a hooker.
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at first I was like 'yeah a joke topic that's been done a hundred times'
then i read this
From: Jeff Zero | #001 They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me.