Board 8 > this one girl in college wants to get with me

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TheFlyingWolfen
09/10/11 1:07:00 AM
#1:


im a freshman at college

this one girl like definitely wants to get with me, but the thing is she's alright-looking at best

and i don't think i'm interested

is there any way to convey this message without being a douche

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foolmor0n
09/10/11 1:07:00 AM
#2:


hit it and quit it

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SubDeity
09/10/11 1:10:00 AM
#3:


Get blown then she's on her own

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baubeta
09/10/11 1:12:00 AM
#4:


Tap it then scrap it.

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TheFlyingWolfen
09/10/11 1:15:00 AM
#5:


but like on a scale of 10 she's a 5 at best

like my standards aren't that high lets be real

but she isn't that good looking

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ZaziGuado
09/10/11 1:20:00 AM
#6:


Ejaculate and evacuate

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foolmor0n
09/10/11 1:21:00 AM
#7:


Suck her tit and away with it

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Rad Link 5
09/10/11 1:22:00 AM
#8:


Have sexual relations and proceed with evacuations.

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ThePooootHunter
09/10/11 1:23:00 AM
#9:


not hard to get better than a 5 in college anyway, don't be one of those guys always going for the uggos. you'll do better anyway, just cause she's the first girl to jump at you doesn't mean you have to take it.

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ZaziGuado
09/10/11 1:31:00 AM
#10:


ThePooootHunter posted...
not hard to get better than a 5 in college anyway, don't be one of those guys always going for the uggos. you'll do better anyway, just cause she's the first girl to jump at you doesn't mean you have to take it.

What he is saying is wet your dick and get out quick (before anyone finds out).

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GuessMyUserName
09/10/11 1:34:00 AM
#11:


stick your penis in her vagina and ship her off to china

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dragon22391
09/10/11 1:49:00 AM
#12:


stick it in her ass then rush off to class

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Chrono1219
09/10/11 1:54:00 AM
#13:


Put a baby inside, and then say bye bye.

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ScareChan
09/10/11 1:56:00 AM
#14:


giver her the snake then shake and bake

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Rad Link 5
09/10/11 2:08:00 AM
#15:


Get in her pants, then do the "You are not the father" dance.

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Ancient_Requiem
09/10/11 2:20:00 AM
#16:


Kiss her then take her out to dinner
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KingBartz
09/10/11 2:22:00 AM
#17:


Give her your best, then... well you know the rest.

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YetAnothrShadow
09/10/11 3:15:00 AM
#18:


Fill up her orifice than make like a caterpillar after metamorphosis.

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VincentLauw
09/10/11 3:37:00 AM
#19:


Smash her then trash her

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Takfloyd_mkII__
09/10/11 11:36:00 AM
#20:


Cut her up and put her in the freezer. Wait, what?

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_Yonex_
09/10/11 11:40:00 AM
#21:


Kiss her then take her out to dinner

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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TheOceIot
09/10/11 11:44:00 AM
#22:


Slam and then scram

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WiggumFan267
09/10/11 11:47:00 AM
#23:


Participate in fornication then get a moving violation

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Ancient_Requiem
09/11/11 11:12:00 PM
#24:


Grope it then elope with it

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Wanglicious
09/11/11 11:15:00 PM
#25:


leave her insides a trail, then bail.

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SpeedYoshi
09/11/11 11:31:00 PM
#26:


bump it and dump it

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