Board 8 > goddamn trendy superfit rollerblade girl

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:40:00 PM
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so I'm huffing along the last quarter or so of my 3 mile run today and I'm going a bit slower because I haven't done it in a while, and this pretty broad with a stupid pink bow in her hair and this plaid shirt and really tight jean shorts blazes past me. She turns with this stupid grin on her face as if to say 'hey bozo what's up; why so slow?'

She doesn't notice this stick that's on the ground a few paces in front of her, and just as I'm about to say 'look out' she leaps over it without even looking. She disappeared around the corner and I didn't see her at the end of my run.

Rollerbladers shouldn't be allowed on foot trails.

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TheRock1525
09/20/11 12:42:00 PM
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Or maybe she was smiling because she thought you were cute.

Way to be unnecessarily judgmental.

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special_sauce
09/20/11 12:42:00 PM
#3:


that B****

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Naomi_Diamond
09/20/11 12:43:00 PM
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If you were in an independent movie she would be your future girlfriend soon enough.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 12:43:00 PM
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Maybe she was smiling because she stole your soul.

Way to be oblivious.

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The Mana Sword
09/20/11 12:44:00 PM
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Or maybe she was smiling because she thought you were cute.

lmao

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:45:00 PM
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From: TheRock1525 | #002
Or maybe she was smiling because she thought you were cute.


Nah if she had wanted me to pursue her she would've waited up at the end of the trail instead of blazing off on her dumb rollerblades. Unless she thought I was going to tap into the Speed Force to catch up with her and in that case she was giving herself too much credit.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:45:00 PM
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and f*** off kleenex :)

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TimJab
09/20/11 12:46:00 PM
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From: TheRock1525 | #002
Or maybe she was smiling because she thought you were cute.


ROFLMAO

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:48:00 PM
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TimJab using caps to compensate for the fact that a three mile run would literally be a near-death experience for him.

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TheRock1525
09/20/11 12:48:00 PM
#11:


I'm to assume ExTha is not cute, then? God, now I'm jumping to conclusions!

My bad, ExTha.

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Theo72
09/20/11 12:49:00 PM
#12:


Jeff Zero posted...
Maybe she was smiling because she stole your soul.

I have a confession to make. I was the rollerblade girl. Goodbye, Extha.

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TimJab
09/20/11 12:50:00 PM
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From: ExThaNemesis | #010
TimJab using caps to compensate for the fact that a three mile run would literally be a near-death experience for him.


i've ran eight 5ks since the summer started

get on my level brah

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:51:00 PM
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From: TimJab | #013
i've ran eight 5ks since the summer started

get on my level brah


wow really?

training for the officer position then? Are you guaranteed the next spot that opens up or what?

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TimJab
09/20/11 12:51:00 PM
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and i mean that figuratively, not literally of course

lol at you literally getting on my level when i have 9 inches on you

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PartOfYourWorld
09/20/11 12:51:00 PM
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You guys can make fun me. I hate running. It's the hardest thing in the world for me and I've never done three consecutive miles in my life. I may have never done two.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:54:00 PM
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From: PartOfYourWorld | #016
You guys can make fun me. I hate running. It's the hardest thing in the world for me and I've never done three consecutive miles in my life. I may have never done two.


On the flip side you can probably bench press twelve of me, so I wouldn't make fun of you at all.

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TimJab
09/20/11 12:54:00 PM
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From: ExThaNemesis | #014
wow really?

training for the officer position then? Are you guaranteed the next spot that opens up or what?


got dat spot on lock

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 12:55:00 PM
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I can't run that long either since asth... wait, TimJab is in this topic. I guess I can push past the asthma over time.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:55:00 PM
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From: TimJab | #018
got dat spot on lock


On one hand I'll congratulate you while on the opposing hand marveling at the death of our nation because public safety will literally be in your hands.

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XIII_rocks
09/20/11 12:56:00 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
I'm to assume ExTha is not cute, then? God, now I'm jumping to conclusions!

My bad, ExTha.


Put it this way. ExTha is "little Jimmy"

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Punch_Sideiron
09/20/11 12:58:00 PM
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I honestly had no idea that rollerblades still existed.
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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:59:00 PM
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From: XIII_rocks | #021
TheRock1525 posted...
I'm to assume ExTha is not cute, then? God, now I'm jumping to conclusions!

My bad, ExTha.


Put it this way. ExTha is "little Jimmy"


who the hell is little jimmy?

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 12:59:00 PM
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From: Punch_Sideiron | #022
I honestly had no idea that rollerblades still existed.


o_o;

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 12:59:00 PM
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From: Punch_Sideiron | #022
I honestly had no idea that rollerblades still existed.


also this. who the hell rollerblades still?!

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:00:00 PM
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A lot of people that work at Sonic for one thing!

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:01:00 PM
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From: Jeff Zero | #026
A lot of people that work at Sonic for one thing!


Fair, but I've never actually seen a Sonic in person.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:02:00 PM
#28:


From: ExThaNemesis | #027
Fair, but I've never actually seen a Sonic in person.


Well you're not missing much, honestly. Although their drinks are pretty good, their food is generally OK at best.

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TheRock1525
09/20/11 1:04:00 PM
#29:


I've never been to a Jack-In-The-Box.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:05:00 PM
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From: TheRock1525 | #029
I've never been to a Jack-In-The-Box.


I only went to them while I was traveling. They're decent and their taco deal is pretty great but otherwise I don't really get the fuss.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:06:00 PM
#31:


Never seen a Jack in the Box either.

Guess I'm just sheltered.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:06:00 PM
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From: ExThaNemesis | #031
Never seen a Jack in the Box either.

Guess I'm just sheltered.


Or you live in the Eastern United States.

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Viktor Vaughn
09/20/11 1:07:00 PM
#33:


you make her sound like an enemy from earthbound or something

the trendy superfit rollerblade girl flashed a sly smile

extha's guts went down by 27

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:07:00 PM
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That I do.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:07:00 PM
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From: Viktor Vaughn | #033
extha's guts went down by 27


Is 27 a lot of guts to lose in Earthbound?

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TheRock1525
09/20/11 1:08:00 PM
#36:


I had never been to a White Castle until a couple months back.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:08:00 PM
#37:


Trendy superfit rollerblade girl's sex appeal went up!
Trendy superfit rollerblade girl is starting to realize how sexy she is!

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Viktor Vaughn
09/20/11 1:08:00 PM
#38:


ExThaNemesis posted...
From: Viktor Vaughn | #033
extha's guts went down by 27
Is 27 a lot of guts to lose in Earthbound?


i don't remember

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:08:00 PM
#39:


From: TheRock1525 | #036
I had never been to a White Castle until a couple months back.


I was born and partly raised in NYC or I'd be in a similar boat. The southern knock-off is Krystal's and it's just not as good IMO.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:09:00 PM
#40:


From: TheRock1525 | #036
I had never been to a White Castle until a couple months back.


dude wtf you live in MICHIGAN.

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TheRock1525
09/20/11 1:11:00 PM
#41:


ExThaNemesis posted...
From: TheRock1525 | #036
I had never been to a White Castle until a couple months back.
dude wtf you live in MICHIGAN.


Considering the nearest White Castle is in FLINT, the worst city on the face of the Earth, I think my White Castle inexperience is justified.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:11:00 PM
#42:


I've never been to an In n Out.

Even while traveling I never got around to it.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:15:00 PM
#43:


From: TheRock1525 | #041
ExThaNemesis posted...
From: TheRock1525 | #036
I had never been to a White Castle until a couple months back.
dude wtf you live in MICHIGAN.


Considering the nearest White Castle is in FLINT, the worst city on the face of the Earth, I think my White Castle inexperience is justified.


Aren't you semi-near Lansing? There's a couple of 'em there, and one in Howell that I know of.

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TheRock1525
09/20/11 1:21:00 PM
#44:


No, I am not semi-near Lansing. It's a nearly 2 hour drive. Howell about an hour and a half.

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TheKnightOfNee
09/20/11 1:23:00 PM
#45:


They closed the White Castle that was really nearby me.

And there's some White Castles in Detroit if you don't want to go to Flint.

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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:41:00 PM
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From: TheKnightOfNee | #045
if you don't want to go to Flint.


this should just be assumed. No one wants to go to Flint.

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SpeedYoshi
09/20/11 1:44:00 PM
#47:


From: Jeff Zero | #042
I've never been to an In n Out.

Even while traveling I never got around to it.


This is terrible, its amazing

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Meow1000
09/20/11 1:45:00 PM
#48:


From: Jeff Zero | #005
Maybe she was smiling because she stole your soul.

Way to be oblivious.



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ExThaNemesis
09/20/11 1:59:00 PM
#49:


Also I figure my soul being taken wouldn't be so easy to miss.

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Jeff Zero
09/20/11 1:59:00 PM
#50:


From: SpeedYoshi | #047
This is terrible, its amazing


Yeah, I'll get around to it eventually.

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