B8UCA Heavyweight Championship:Champion Master of Taybles Haguile v. X_Dante_X Dante has emerged as #1 Contender through a tumultuous and controversial turn of events! Can he justify his return to the spotlight by putting down the boy band maniac?
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B8UCA Tag Team Championships:ChampionsMW Champ Chris and Drak v. Reg and ctes Things have gone from bad to worse for Chris over the past couple of days. Will he take it out on his challengers, or continue his trajectory?
UCA Unite!: Browncoats (Tom/Maniac) and sbp v. Semi, Tim, and Lopen Most of the UCA mainstays were busy tonight, but I've enlisted one of the all-time greats to help defend against these ruffians. He may have started under you, Semi, but he became a ME under me!
B8UCA Middleweight Championship:Champion and Tag Champ Sir Chris v. KCF0107 With all the effort he's put into climbing the ranks and holding on to his tag belts, will Chris have enough in his tank to rebuff another challenger?
B8UCA Lightweight Championship Taybles:Champion Ayvuir v. JONALEON1 It seems only appropriate that this defense incorporates taybles!
So Close: TheKnightOfNee v. XIII_rocks Nee could easily be viewed as the rightful #1 Contender for tonight's match, but instead finds himself facing off with the man whose dreams he similarly crushed when he put 'im t'rew a tayble!
Where's the Love: MajinZidane v. GTM The man who wears the mask of the challenger against the man who made the champion! Who wins the battle of the tag team partners?
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http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/images/Boomganon.png Dang ol' BlAcK TuRtLe man tell you what
Haguile Reg/ctes Semi/Tim/Lopen KCF I CANNOT PROCESS THIS MATCH I HAVE HIT MY LIMIT AT FOUR I MUST RETURN FOR REPAIRS
But realize you have entered the dragon's lair, and within that sacred ground the dragon exhales the fumes that smell of oblivion without flinching and without remorse for his is a breath without the odors of existence, but rather the scent of the passage of time. The five senses become four as hearing and sight are ENDED to make way for the fourth sense, that which mocks you as the sages have upon your many meetings! You can only feel the bones ache, smell that which decays, and taste the meals of the feeding tube as you slowly erode, waiting for it all to end. But this shall not be a peaceful end, for as an enemy of the power conduits that charge the particles of justice, yours will be a most unsightly covalent bond... of DOOOOOOOMMMM!
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This main event is a travesty. Follow the bracket all the way through, everyone I was matched up against, I beat. Against Dante in the semifinals, I beat him. Chris also advanced to the finals, and I beat him again. Only using cheap gimmicks could Dante earn a title shot. But if you look at what the fans wanted, at who has the popularity and skill worthy of a title shot, it becomes clear. I should be the one getting that title shot!
I demand that after this sham of a match, I am given a title shot against the winner on the very next UCA card.
Haguile Chris/Drak Semi/Tim/Lopen KCF Nee Boko
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER. Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail