Board 8 > How do I make friends that DON'T talk about their sex lives all the time?

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Seriously, it's gone from inappropriate to creepy and stupid.

Get new friends.

Get virgin loser friends

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Okay, these are good ideas, but you are just telling me what kinds of friends to get and not how to get them

Or you can make their sex life involve you. That way they know you already know all about it, thus decreasing incentive to talk about it.

Or have sex with all of them, at which point there will be no need to talk about their sex lives anymore because everyone will have first hand knowledge of what has happened.

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Actually I like the loser virgin idea. But I need to be subtle about it. I need to find them in normal places and not a loser virgin convention

Hydrowhat posted...
How do I make friends that DON'T talk about their sex lives all the time?

You're on Board 8 right now. You're off to a good start.


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From: Hydrowhat | #005
Okay, these are good ideas, but you are just telling me what kinds of friends to get and not how to get them

Post about your lack of a sex life on Board 8.

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just because i get somewhat uncomfortable when I am grabbing lunch with my friends and hear one of them tell a story that ends with her boyfriend spooging in her hair does not make me a virgin kthx

You only need to have sex once to not be a virgin. One time does not make a sex life bro

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foolmo you really do hate me don't you?

sorry bro my hate calendar says "Hydrowhat on gamefaqs" for today so this is how it's gonna be

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Hydrowhat posted...
just because i get somewhat uncomfortable when I am grabbing lunch with my friends and hear one of them tell a story that ends with her boyfriend spooging in her hair does not make me a virgin kthx

Either stop being a huge prude/stop feeling ridiculously uncomfortable when sex is brought up, or find different friends who never talk about sex because it makes them feel equally uncomfortable.

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Every time they talk about their sex lives, talk about yours. But tell them the most disgusting detail-filled stories you can think of. But here's the catch: they'll know if you're lying about it, so you have to actually do it. So if you want your friends to stop talking about their sex lives, you need to have lots of freaky gross sex.

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dish out some high fives

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UltimaterializerX posted...
Hang out on GameFAQs all the time.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=3990

Just like to point out you can have a sex life without a significant other, foooor the record. Has there been a straight up sex poll on gamefaqs?

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Make friends with priests. They still have sex lives, but they won't discuss them with you for fear of getting arrested.

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JDTAY posted...
Make friends with priests. They still have sex lives, but they won't discuss them with you for fear of getting arrested.

Really?

Really?

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foolm0ron posted...
Get virgin loser friends

As a virgin loser friend with a bunch of virgin loser friends I can say that the sex talk won't be any better, won't be about our inexistent sex lives but sex nonetheless.

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From: MarvelousGerbil | #004
Get mature friends who don't feel the need to overcompensate.

This is the correct answer.


What is your age? that would help me help you out. I would also suggest maybe making serious religious friends? they are probably less likely to talk about splooging. Not the I'm going to try to convert everyone I talk to religious, but the cool but I don't have sex because I'm religious religious

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you can have sex and talk about it, thats fine

its when its the only source of your convo that it's a problem

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Stop being such a b**** and tell your friends to stop bringing it up?

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Stop subconsciously caring about their sex lives.

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skull_bonek23 posted...
Stop being such a b**** and tell your friends to stop bringing it up?

I tried that once and what I got as an answer was '' But talking about everything else is boring ''

And then I realized how crappy was my new circle of friends compared to my old one.

New : Sex and Daily lives are conversation subjects, only that.

Old : Science, philosophy, video games, cookan, nature, etc etc. Sometimes daily lives, but never ever have we talked about sex.

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JDTAY posted...
Make friends with priests. They still have sex lives, but they won't discuss them with you for fear of getting arrested.

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Get mature friends who don't feel the need to overcompensate.

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