Board 8 > Doctor Doom ranks the Ice Cream flavors with write ups.

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Doom does not like many things, however even Doom cannot possibly resist a cold, soothing treat on a hot summer day. Doom, the diviner of all things, is also able to with but a single lick confirm which flavors are the best. For he is Doom, and Doom knows everything.

Come to Doom with your flavors, and Doom shall choose the victor!

strawberry ice cream

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Cookies and Cream

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Doctor Doom holds Strawberry in high regard. It is, perhaps, not the best of the flavors however there is rarely a time where a delicious cone of Strawberry Ice Cream, or even a scoop or two is unwelcome. Strawberry's greatest strength lies in the fact that it will not overpower what is around it so that it may delicately use its fruity flavor in a variety of different delectable desserts. Of course, if you were to repeat this to anyone Doom would have your windpipe crushed and brain afire before you could complete the thought.

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French vanilla

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Rainbow sherbet.

Technically not ice cream, though. In case that doesn't count...

Neopolitan.


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Cookie Dough

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Neapolitan in case rainbow sherbet does count

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If doom knew everything why would he have to lick the ice cream hmm?

mint chocolate chip

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Hmm...

Red Bean Ice Cream.

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edit: whoops!

how about chocolate

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If Doctor Doom wished to eat candy he would eat candy, not blend it together with ice cream in some sick attempt at Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Not to say that Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is bad, but there are very few candies which can properly accent the sugary delight of ice cream , and Peanut Butter Cup is not one of them. If someone from his magnificent kingdom offered Doom a cup of this as a treat he would back hand them and call them a fool.

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Bacon Flavored Ice Cream

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Turtle (carmel, fudge/chocolate, and pecans)

Cherry Garcia

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the two best (cookies and cream and cookie dough) were already taken.

Classic vanilla

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Who is "Doctor Doom"?

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Poor Luster.

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XIII, why do you say that?

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rolo mcflurrry at mcdonalds.

if that's too specific

rocky road

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From: -LusterSoldier- | #018
Who is "Doctor Doom"?

Luster, I will only do this once

http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Doom_travels_through_Kanto_with_a_Magikarp_as_his_starter

Go read it.

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Okay, thanks Regaro. That explains everything for me.

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Alternatively

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Doom

Because it sounds like he has just legitimately never heard of Doctor Doom, which is odd.

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From: Rad Link 5 | #024
Alternatively

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Doom

Because it sounds like he has just legitimately never heard of Doctor Doom, which is odd.

For the context of this, I think what I linked is sufficient

Also he should read it regardless because it's just that awesome

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It helps to know the background.

I wouldn't want him reading that and going "Man, where did Chris come up with this? And who is Reed Richards?"

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From: GenesisSaga | #017
the two best (cookies and cream and cookie dough)

When did we have so much in common?

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From: _Regaro_ | #004
Cookies and Cream

Doctor Doom used to be a fan of cookies and cream until he realized something: It was all a lie. The cookies were never up to the standards and glory of Doom, and cream in Ice Cream is just too much cream. Instead of being a glorious confection that was a mixture of a cookie and a frozen delight. Doom could not be more disappointed to learn that Cookies and Cream was not even the best type of Ice Cream that had "cookie" in the title.

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I don't see much ranking here.

Doom is misleading.

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From: XIII_rocks | #029
I don't see much ranking here.

Doom is misleading.

Doctor Doom never said he would tell you lowly fools his rankings.

Do you disagree with Doom's logic?

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If Doom doesn't provide rankings, we will not give his country potato. Doom will be cry.

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...I meant no offence.

Just questioning.

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From: SovietOmega | #031
If Doom doesn't provide rankings, we will not give his country potato. Doom will be cry.

If you do not give, Doom simply takes.

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Is there anything Doom cannot take? Can one "take" love? Dr., what are your wise thoughts?

Doom does not take what Doom does not require. Doom does not require "love" as it is useless to one such as Doom.

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From: Kenshin171 | #034
Is there anything Doom cannot take? Can one "take" love? Dr., what are your wise thoughts?

Dear Kenshin171,

Manipulation of the mind and of the proverbial heart is a simple matter for one who is as intelligence as myself. First you must consider a few simple facts about how love usually forms in humans. For the purposes of this explanation, Doom shall limit his keen mind to romantic love. First there must be a physical attraction. To reproduce this Doom would implement one of two strategies. One would be projection technology which would super impose a desirable face and body over my true form in order to impress a member of the opposite gender. Secondly I could simply implant data directly into the brain which would allow the woman to believe she is seeing something that she finds desirable. After this first contact is established afterwards it is a trifling matter of earning her affection through various socially dynamic and ever changing acts. This could, of course, be simulated by implanting false memories of these events happening. Failing that I understand that flowers and chocolate are an excellent way to induce arousal and affection in pursuit of the emotion known as love. After this it is a simple matter of patience and repeating the actions until the person loves Doom without Doom ever showing anything in return. Their love has, to be simple for my simple minded audience, been taken.

Sincerely,

Dr. Doom.

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From: GenesisSaga | #035
Doom does not take what Doom does not require. Doom does not require "love" as it is useless to one such as Doom.

Doom disagrees. Love and devotion are wonderful things to exploit! A man or woman who will die for you without question has uses.

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Is that how Dr. Doom feels about Doom (the Doomados)? IS THAT HOW DOOM FEELS ABOUT STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM?!?

Wow, three write-ups in and I already know Doom's opinions are the worst in the world.

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From: Kenshin171 | #038
Is that how Dr. Doom feels about Doom (the Doomados)? IS THAT HOW DOOM FEELS ABOUT STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM?!?

Doom does not feel.

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Butter Pecan

From: Emporer_Kazbar | #039
Wow, three write-ups in and I already know Doom's opinions are the worst in the world.

When Doom takes over the world your death will not be fast.

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Pfft, if you can't conceive the greatness of cookies and cream ice cream, there's no possible way you could conceive a way to capture, let alone kill me.

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Cake batter

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Schweddy Balls

http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/

That's right, it exists!

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Black Raspberry

Mint Chocolate Chip.

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From: _Regaro_ | #004
Cookies and Cream
Doctor Doom used to be a fan of cookies and cream until he realized something: It was all a lie. The cookies were never up to the standards and glory of Doom, and cream in Ice Cream is just too much cream. Instead of being a glorious confection that was a mixture of a cookie and a frozen delight. Doom could not be more disappointed to learn that Cookies and Cream was not even the best type of Ice Cream that had "cookie" in the title.

I can't believe that I used to think you were cooler than Richards

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