Board 8 > Five thousand dollars in cash tax free or

(+) Yeah! (+)

the ability to store your farts and release them as a superfart once per week (storing them would cause no discomfort)

I'd almost certainly take the fart.

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If the fart was really loud? I'd probably take the cash. But if the fart was silent, I think I would take the superfart.

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You'd be able to choose whether it's loud or silent, I assume.

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five grand

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Cash.

This topic is stupid.

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Yeah, you can choose. I'd always try to do it in private (or when hanging out with buddies) so I can make it thunderous and try to knock books over.

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cash easy.

Leave the fart bombs with Wario.

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What the hell. The cash.

This is disappointing compared to the "bang a 7 vs. everyone thinks you've banged a 10" question yo

You could probably get $5000 just by betting on stupid **** regarding your farts. Who wouldn't bet $100 that someone couldn't knock over a dictionary with his fart?

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From: MrSmartGuy | #009
You could probably get $5000 just by betting on stupid **** regarding your farts. Who wouldn't bet $100 that someone couldn't knock over a dictionary with his fart?

Yeah, but doing that may damage your reputation. I'd take the fart mainly to avoid gassy pains (I never get these anyway, but I'm thinking about my whole life here), avoid awkward public situations, and amuse myself when alone or with people who'd appreciate such a thing.

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...hm.
$5000 tax free is tempting, but i can absolutely make a pretty impressive display with the farts, and eventually more cash overall probably. however i'd have to be known as fart guy. that's the main problem here - the reputation. so 5K.

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the farts are you people f***ing kidding me

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Yeah what Wang said. 5k isn't that much but it's enough here. It would be nice to avoid awkward situations but frankly I don't see that happening too often since I can't recall the last time that's been an issue.

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$5,000 really easily. $500 would be an easy pick here. Or $50. Not sure about $5.

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Fart. I'll find some way to make money off of this. >_>

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Farts, so ****ing easily.

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Cash. I don't see the reason for storing my farts when I can merrily toot away all week long.

Hmm, actually, do we get this ability for life? I think the word "tax" in the topic made me think it was for one year for some reason. In that case......$X*60/2*(1.07)^60 = 5000 yields x around $8700 assuming that the one-year value was $5. But when I was thinking about this question in the first place, I wasn't really thinking about investing the $5,000, so I guess my answer will still be no.

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The only real reason to choose the superfart would be to prevent the embarrassing occurrence of gas passing while my friends are around.

But, I'd probably take the cash.
(Cuz I wouldn't trust that secret fart-stockpiling technology that the government has been working on and want to test on me.)

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Farts. Easy.
It's a lifelong superpower vs. a decent amount of cash.

Imagine the stories they'd write. The fame you'd have.
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FART MAN!

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cash

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