Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: WV, PM and the Jack of Hearts

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SovietOmega posted...
gamzee killed nepeta

gamzee is de facto worst

put him on an asteroid and fire him...at the sun....

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****

XD

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nepeta was an inferior lifeform

trying desperately to ape her betters

her death was a BLESSING



(her betters are cats


that's the joke)

(I'm not sure where I'd rank the trolls but nepeta might actually be surprisingly high who knows)

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vriska = terezi = karkat > kanaya > nepeta > aradia > equius > sollux > tavros > feferi >>> eridan > gamzee

idk, ask me 5 minutes later and this list could be flipped around some. vriska through kanaya are p. much a lock. nepeta gets brownie points for being a kitty. the rest of the trolls are either meh or gamzee.

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From: SovietOmega | #054
eridan >

whoa now, let's not go overboard here

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Terezi > Vriska > Kanaya > Karkat > Gamzee > Sollux > Equius > Aradia > Tavros > Nepeta > Eridan > Feferi

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Vriska> Karkat > Terezi > Gamzee > Kanaya > Aradia > Sollux > Tavros > Nepeta >>> Equius > Feferi = Eridan.

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ugh this again

Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Kanaya > Gamzee > Equius > Tavros > Aradia > Sollux > Nepeta > Feferi > Eridan

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fine LET'S SEE


(Pounce >) Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Aradia (mainly post-heart/pre-god tier) > Gamzee > Nepeta > Kanaya > Tavros > Sollux > Equius > Eridan > Sollux > Feferi


phew gamzee still ahead

e. then i ruined the joke by forgetting kanaya

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From: YetAnothrShadow | #057
Feferi = Eridan.

i can mark this for offensive, right?

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eridan's pretty offensive IN THAT HE EXISTS


Not really surprising that Vriska/Karkat/Terezi make up most non-semi people's top 3s, but nice to note- I vaguely recall a lot of people who ended up despising Vriska for being too good a villain or some nonsense.

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From: SemiFinal vs Belarus | #060
i can mark this for offensive, right?

I dislike them about equally tbh. I might make it Feferi > Eridan but they're both so low it doesn't matter.

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Equius > Gamzee > Karkat > Vriska > Eridan > Terezi > Kanaya > Aradia > Sollux > Tavros > Nepeta > Feferi

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From: YetAnothrShadow | #062
Feferi > Eridan

you said exactly the wrong thing to exactly the wrong person, fyi

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Oh Eridan lover?

Well I guess every troll deserves some fans I suppose.

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Vriska > Karkat > Terezi > Aradia > Gamzee > Kanaya > Sollux > Eridan > Equius > Nepeta > Feferi > Tavros

I don't actually dislike any but the bottom 2. Feferi beats Tavros via ancestor since frankly, other than get abused by Vriska and have awkward rap related shenanigans, I find him generally unlikeable. Feferi at least has troll romance?
Top 3 are in a league of their own.

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Yeah, see?

Sollux is just fine....in a sense.

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You people can't help yourselves with these rankings.

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aww Gamzee. See now who could hate that?

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Luis_Sera89 posted...
You people can't help yourselves with these rankings.

help > rankings > yourselves > with > these > people > you > can't

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wth is help doing at the top

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"Biting is excellent- it's like kissing only there's a winner."

could you help me find a better place to put it?

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Eridan's top tier. Everyone he killed, he made more interesting.

Kanaya became a vampire.
Sollux became blind and lost his obnoxious gimmick.
Feferi became dead.

Not going to do a troll inequality at the moment.

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Whoa is it time for troll rankings AGAIN I love these things

Karkat > Terezi > Gamzee > Kanaya > Equius > Nepeta > Aradia > Vriska > Tavros > Feferi > Eridan > Sollux

I am in a constant flux of not deciding how much I like Vriska. She can be anywhere as high as right below Terezi and anywhere as low as right above Tavros (where she is now). It totally depends on my mood with her. Right now my inclination is to rank her low.

Eridan and Sollux are the only trolls I dislike. They're both kind of unlikeable dicks and not in an endearing way, although Eridan has a saving grace in that his patheticness is sometimes funny and he killed a lot of people. Feferi's the only troll I have no feelings for at all.

As for Gamzee, haters gonna hate. Gamzee's hilarious. Who cares that he's not dead, boohoo.

The revival of troll rankings huh

Vriska = Karkat > Terezi > Aradia = Sollux = Kanaya > Equius = Nepeta > Feferi > Gamzee > Tavros = Eridan

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Tehmoosey1 posted...
Eridan's top tier. Everyone he killed, he made more interesting.

Kanaya became a vampire.
Sollux became blind and lost his obnoxious gimmick.
Feferi became dead.

Not going to do a troll inequality at the moment.

This is a very good point.

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OH no :( :( http://www.hellajeff.tk/

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Oh god troll rankings again.

Anyway, the gang's here!

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GANON1025 posted...
OH no :( :( http://www.hellajeff.tk/

Sweet, bro.

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Homestuck update, I caught it basically as it happened.

TV Jade

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My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!

...wat.

My reaction is pretty much John's face there.

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HUSSSSSSSlEEEEEEE!!!

DIALOGLOG UPDATE

i wonder if vriska was there?

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JOHN: not sure about the others... i wonder if vriska was there?
JADE: ...


***** you're only making it worse.

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You know, the only possible way the John/Vriska situation could get any more awkward is if he goes to sleep and sees her smooching up his deadself.

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A conversation about corpsesmootching? Yeah that's not awkward at all John.

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butthurt nepeta fans that want "justice to be done" to gamzee are so god damn hilarious

nepeta was funny, but that's all. not even that funny, tbqh, but she played her role well.

Karkat > Terezi > Vriska > Gamzee > Eridan > Kanaya > Equius > Tavros > Nepeta >= Aradia > Sollux > Feferi

Feferi is the worst. She is just so dull.
Sollux is pretty cool, but he's useless and he's not too terribly interesting in chatlogs.
Aradia is likable, but I can't think of anything where I really went "hell yeah aradia". Aside from FEDORA and Make her pay.
Nepeta is funny and has a pretty great relationship with Equius. It doesn't help her case that she basically serves as fanservice to catgirl-lovers. Bleh.
Tavros. Rap session with Dave and Gamzee. So good. Relationship with Jade and Vriska is pretty great, too.
I'll be honest. Before GANON's pics, Equius would probably be where Aradia is. Seriously, those pics are so good. Plus, those sunglasses and Seek the highb100d is so great.
Kanaya has SNARKY HORSE**** feud with Rose, which is pretty damn awesome and she just kind of ties everyone together. and dat kanpire.
Eridan is ****ing hilarious, has an excellent design, has one of the best themes of the trolls, has a great typing style, and just generally everything about him is great. And wwizard Eridan is so amazing, because god damn, he made Homestuck a lot more fun.
Pretty much everything I said about Eridan can apply to Gamzee. Except I really loved Gamzee, ever since he first showed up. Just everything he did. His convos are so amazing (Eridan/Gamzee convo is just so good. I show it to anyone who dare says that Gamzee/Eridan are bad characters). Sober!Gamzee really made things great and god DAMN, I love Gamzee. Just everything he does is so "**** YEAH GAMZEE".
Do I really need to explain on the Karkat/Terezi/Vriska trio. Karkat gets top for being the funniest character in Homestuck, as well as being a rather dynamic character. Terezi gets second due to PW bias, Dave convos, and just everything. Vriska gets third, because...well, she's better than everyone else but not better than Karkat and Terezi.

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could you help me find a better place to put it?

damn you

I like how Feferi is pretty near bottom on every list. I realise she (or, at least, her Lusus) did have plot importance, but she still feels a bit like Hussie went "jesus do I really have to make an another troll".

Eridan, on the other hand, feels a lot less tacked on, even if most people do hate him! Score one for team Semi(*)?




*that's a joke Semi wouldn't be on a team without strangling the other members

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yes

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tereziWright posted...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2149322/SBaHJ%20The%20Game/SBaHJGame6.swf

yes

HOW DO I WIN?!

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Youv got to....

FIDN THE GOUL.

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Why does Mindfang make me feel funny?

"JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination."

you have no idea...

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From: KimPine | #098
Why does Mindfang make me feel funny?

I don't know, why does Darkleer make ME feel funny?

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