Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: WV, PM and the Jack of Hearts

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(Warning, this topic's discussion will be loaded with spoilers. If you're just starting out with Homestuck, don't go past the first post!)

Sooooooooo many neat variants of this joke could be used for our current circumstances. Decided to give Bob Dylan a shoutout but you can sub in your favorite joke if you like.

Our Heroes:



John Egbert, Pesterchum nickname ectoBiologist. The main character of the story, and lover of terrible movies.



Rose Lalonde, Pesterchum nickname tentacleTherapist. A clever, sarcastic girl with a fascination for the eldritch and occult.



Dave Strider, Pesterchum nickname turntechGodhead. A cool dude among cool dudes and master of beats and rhymes.



Jade Harley, Pesterchum nickname gardenGnostic. A cheerful, optimistic gal with strange hunches and insights, as well as a narcolepsy problem.

Together, these four children embark on a grand adventure. While it has humble beginnings, it soon grows out of control into an epic struggle against mighty, fearsome foes, with several quirky allies joining in along the way. To discover how their story unfolds, follow the link below...


Their Story:

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6


I'm confused and this looks pretty boring. Why should I read any further?

(Warning for those new to Homestuck, contains some minor spoilers)



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New topic time!

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the topic title is pretty good though so I guess it's ok

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i like how there is now sympathy for the thing that DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE AND PARTS OF OTHER UNIVERSES

XD

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I am currently watching Con-Air for the first time.

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maybe we just hate the universe omega EVER THOUGHT OF THAT

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This movie is so wonderfully awful.

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More pages.

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Con Air is pretty great! Good, silly 80s action movie with good ol' Nic Cage.

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He's dead again.

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Teary-eyed Karkat saddens me.

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BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

=(

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Now someone's going to have to corpsesmooch him again.

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BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Sollux is dead?

"Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious"

EDIT: Also, it's about damn time. Sollux was, fittingly, an entirely two-dimensional character, and pretty much the last completely unimportant troll left alive. It always seemed, to me, that he only stayed alive for so long because Andrew Hussie forgot to kill him.

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Con Air is amazing in so many ways, this is a fact.

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Sollux is awesome.

And one Sollux is still alive.

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Oh, he's only half dead.

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He's 2/3 dead.

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Literally the second worst character in the comic. And he dated the worst.

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I think Karkats blood causes him to be more compassionate than most trolls.

More human so to say.

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I just paid that friend of mine for a super awesome Sollux commission because he's awesome.

It's also a super depressing commission but that's what she does.

She's also doing a surprise pic I gave her the idea for that will be the single greatest MSPA pic ever made.

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Unless it's a picture of the entire cast of Homestuck as played by Nicolas Cage, that's highly unlikely.

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Noooooo Sollux!

Welp, there's the other one.

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is it a picture of jaspers

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I liked Sollux. Oh well, good thing there's always dreambubble Sollux.

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Sollux still had a spare dreamself. He's not gone.

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From: Some_Character | #027
Sollux still had a spare dreamself. He's not gone.

A dreamself...like those that exploded with the moons?

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Maybe. Who knows how it went and in which ways it applied to Sollux.

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Why does Gamzee have to be one of the last remaining trolls? He needs to die already.

Nope Gamzee's awesome.

Quit hatin'.

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Why do you not like Gamzee? He killed Equius and I still like him.

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Saying Gamzee's the worst is saying Hussie is the worst is saying Homestuck sucks.

Why you gotta rag on Homestuck.

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... huh, I thought KimPine was an LTM alt. Apparently not.

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He's annoying, almost useless, and I dislike his gimmick. The only good thing he's done is progress Karkats character. Oh, and there was that stuff with Dave but that was more Dave being the best.

Gamzee's the worst. True fact.

And he killed Nepeta, that's just terrible.

Gamzee is still alive because he earned it by killing all the bad trolls!

Equius and Nepeta and...

Wait no that's it. Worst psycho clown ever. I've changed my mind he's terrible kill him off

(Does this mean Eridan has the highest kill count out of the trolls? No WONDER Semi likes him)

EDIT: no wait scratch that I forgot Sollux was just blinded that time. I guess you could count the matriorb?

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Eridan only killed Feferi, so no, he doesn't >_>.

(Kanaya doesn't count).

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For a race of supposed genetic purity-mad murdering maniacs, the trolls really suck at it

Dave probably has a higher body count!

Even if they're all technically Dave!

(aradiabots aren't people obv)

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Pram_the_Oracle posted...
... huh, I thought KimPine was an LTM alt. Apparently not.

KimPilgrim

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Pram_the_Oracle posted...
... huh, I thought KimPine was an LTM alt. Apparently not.

KimPilgrim

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I agree that Gamzee is the worst.

At least my 3 favorite trolls are still alive.

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From: sephsblade | #037
Gamzee is still alive because he earned it by killing all the bad trolls!

Equius and Nepeta and...

Wait no that's it. Worst psycho clown ever. I've changed my mind he's terrible kill him off

(Does this mean Eridan has the highest kill count out of the trolls? No WONDER Semi likes him)

EDIT: no wait scratch that I forgot Sollux was just blinded that time. I guess you could count the matriorb?

Well Terezi killing Vriska was also a gambit that was set up by Gamzee, don't forget.

Wait, I'm supposed to be giving examples of him killing bad trolls...

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Also if you guys want to get technical, Terezi, Vriska, and Eridan have all killed a ****ton of random unimportant trolls offscreen before they started playing Sgrub.

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From: sephsblade | #037
Gamzee is still alive because he earned it by killing all the bad trolls!

Equius

WHY

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i'm sorry but gamzee only killed bad trolls

gamzee killed equius

therefore he's bad

that's LOGICK

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Gamzee hate.

Wtf is this unacceptable bulls***?

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gamzee killed nepeta

gamzee is de facto worst

put him on an asteroid and fire him...at the sun....

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****

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