Hello my friends on B8. Today we witness the beginning of a truly important happening. I Whiskey Nick have taken Luster Soldier under my wing. I will be teaching him the ways of cool and bro. I do this for the good of humanity and Luster, and to be called Sensei Whiskey Nick
When Luster has finished his training he will be chugging beers instead of Mountain Dew and banging b****** like no ones business. Luster will be a confident member of society.
Luster your first task in the Brojo is to find a woman that rates at least a 7 and hit on her. You do not need to necessarily pick her up as this is your first attempt and meant to be a learning experience.
You have until January 2nd to complete this task.
~~Bro Sensei~~
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Luster your first task in the Brojo is to find a woman that rates at least a 7 and hit on her. You do not need to necessarily pick her up as this is your first attempt and meant to be a learning experience.
That's not possible for me to pull off. I'm stuck being at home all the time unless my parents take me out somewhere. I don't have a driver's license, so I can't go out on my own. And I don't have access to public transportation because I live in a puny town of about 650 people.
Luster did in fact agree to be my student
But that was before I found out about this outrageous challenge that you have laid upon me.
-- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ | ~Data Analyst~ Popular at school, but not as cool as SuperNiceDog, Guru Champ!
Make it happen, you wanted me as a master, you will do my bidding. Walk to the place people exist and begin your learning.
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From: -LusterSoldier- | #004 That's not possible for me to pull off. I'm stuck being at home all the time unless my parents take me out somewhere. I don't have a driver's license, so I can't go out on my own. And I don't have access to public transportation because I live in a puny town of about 650 people.
Can't you just... walk? Especially if your town is that small.
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4258/1118030354863.jpg
From: CherryCokes | #009 Luster, do you know what MEN did in the time before cars?
They rode bicycles!
Do you know what MEN did in the time before bicycles.
They rode horses!
Do you know what MEN did in the time before horses?
They f***ing walked.
This
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More people need to be aware of Luster becoming a man in the Brojo
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
I can only assume Luster not being around is because he has set out on his first task
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Driver's License will be a later lesson in the Brojo
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
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it will be a task of increased difficulty ... Luster would be wise to hit on a woman very soon
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I am expecting your status update my midnight EST Luster.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
Luster I need your status update to present you with your next task
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
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From his looks Magus is Macho Man Randy Savage as an anime zombie. The black wind howls, and one of you will snap into a Slim Jim ooh yeeeah! -sonicblastpunch
Thing is Luster actually seemed excited when he agreed to this and showed no signs of not doing his tasks until the topic was made and he got his task.
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Easiest bracket ever, yet we all failed! Well except SuperNiceDog, of course!
-LusterSoldier- posted... Whiskey_Nick | Posted 1/3/2012 12:17:08 AM | message detail | quote Luster I need your status update to present you with your next task
I didn't even make an attempt on your first task.
On this task, there would be no difference between failing and not attempting. Unless she'd surprisingly be deef or something, which would be like impossible.
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Easiest bracket ever, yet we all failed! Well except SuperNiceDog, of course!