Board 8 > UltimaterializerX: Origins [True Story] [B8Chat] [Obsessed]

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Chapter 4 coming when I get home

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Going there?

Going there!

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So good.

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UltimaterializerX posted...
The reason behind 9/11 suddenly makes sense.

No wonder you always thought the official story didn't feel right.

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i'm in love

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. . . wow really? that was marked?

no sense of humor at all

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Chapter 3: Justified

Fast forward 6 years to 2001. Cjay and Allen have gone through countless trials and failures on their path to find someone to wear The Shirt. They introduced forums and user accounts to GameFAQs in hopes they could find an elite but only found well.... us. They had also tried various celebrities and were responsible for their deaths.

It became painfully clear to them that no human on this earth was going to meet their needs. Lucky for them Cjay and Allen also happen to be excellent biochemists and had extensive knowledge of science.

They began the process of creating a host for The Shirt. Countless failures occurred and many half finished genetically engineered monsters were left to moan the world. They would later become the trolls you know and love today. The issue seemed to be a lack of raw power and energy and as such the two great minds set forth one of the most complex insane plans ever. They decided that they needed to cause a massive explosion to get the energy they needed to make someone worthy of wearing The Shirt. So for months they plotted with a group of men that were led to believe they were doing this for the betterment of humanity.

On the morning of September 12th 2001 at 11:46am est Cjay and Allen got the energy they needed when they set off a nuke inside their private silo. From that energy Ulti was created.

But they only had the perfect body .... they still needed to create a persona to match ....

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Whiskey_Tebow posted...
. . . wow really? that was marked?

no sense of humor at all

It's a conspiracy!

Clearly SBAllen doesn't want the truth to get out!

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My creativity has been stifled by the mods. Maybe the world isn't ready for Ulti Origins

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Challenge that all the way and dare SBAllen to deny its truth.

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Now that I think about it, isn't it preposterous that two towers taller than almost any other building in the world be situated right in the middle of new york?

I remember there was just empty space there. And I went to visit in the 90s.

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You're actually surprised it was taken down?

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Natwaf_akidna posted...
You're actually surprised it was taken down?

I'm not. I am surprised someone would mark it though. No wait, no I'm not. =/

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Chapter 4: A Picnic Mod Approved Chapter

Having successfully created a body to host The Shirt the two young scientists had to kill off 9 months waiting for him to be ready to implant a personality into.

"Allan would you like to go on a picnic?" - Cjay

"I would love to go on a picnic, I love picnics they are the best." - Allen

"I know you love picnics." - Cjay

"I know you know that I love picnics." - Allen

The two of them set out to the beach for a nice secluded picnic.

"Allen would you like some of my turkey sandwich?" - Cjay

"I would love some, does it have mayo?" - Allen

"Of course it has mayo, I love the feeling of mayo in my mouth." - Cjay

"As do I, I love the gooey feeling of a condiment with the zip of mayo in my mouth. Would you like some of my pickle and salami sandwich?" - Allen

"I would love some of your salami and pickle sandwich Allen." - Cjay

The two ate sandwiches alone on the beach watching the tide roll in as the moon rose. Truly they were the best of friends.

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lol

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Truly.

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Best buddies

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bump

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Ahahahahaha

Chapter 5: The Birth

After 9 long months the human form ready to wear The Shirt was ready. Cjay and Allen had failed to implant a persona into the body as they had no idea what makes up a persona and also they were tired from so many picnics. So they just decided they would put The Shirt on the body and see what happens.

The Shirt was placed on his naked form and.....

A GIANT BEAM OF LIGHT SHOT TO THE HEAVENS. THUNDER LIGHTNING SYNERGY EXPLOSIONS MOONS EXPLODING SUNS COLLIDING!

Ulti was born

"Pay attention to me!" were his first words.

The Shirt had given a persona to the body they had created. Cjay and Allen were overjoyed that they had finally found a person to wear The Shirt.

"Look at how amazing I am." - UIti

He was a being of pure megalomania, ego, charisma, swag, bro, power, and OBSESSION.

The two stood in silent shock not able to vocalize the words they wanted to and simply dropped to their knees.

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Ulti's obsessed?

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I demand audio narration! By Morgan Freeman if possible.

Pay attention to this chapter!

Look how amazing it is.

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I'm having fun reading this aloud in a "movie trailer narrator " kind of voice and voicing all the characters.

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Quality stuff

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More

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Agreed.

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simply dropped to their knees

and then?

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Chapter 6: Much to do about Ulti

Cjay and Allen now had a very big decision. Do they let Ulti loose on the world to roam and concur and lay waste. Or do they contain such a magnificent specimen to study him and learn from him. The answer was clear.

Ulti was locked in a basement with a computer only having access to GameFAQs. They told Ulti he was a super manly womanizer that had been laid countless times and was rich. He of course ate this all up as his greatest pleasure was hearing about how great he is.

In the summer of 2002 Ulti was let loose on GameFAQS and in particular Board 8. Cjay and Allen started to run character battles on GameFAQs to keep Ulti busy and entertained. He was enthralled by the voting habits of normal people and thrived on the competition to be the best. He spent weeks and months analyzing the x-stats and trends. Discussing them in a contest stats and discussion thread to leech the ideas of others and claim them as his own.

By the end 2004's Best Game Ever contest Ulti had become unstoppable. He had yet to leave the basement but still went on about his excellent social life. He was now on top of GameFAQs having just won the contest and was beginning to feel the need to expand his existence. Cjay became all too aware of this.

Something had to be done.....

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By the end 2004's Best Game Ever contest Ulti had become unstoppable. He had yet to leave the basement but still went on about his excellent social life.

XD

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Well.

Wasn't expecting it to go in that direction.

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_Regaro_ posted...
%uFF76%uFF81g

...What?

Whiskey_Nick posted...
Chapter 2: Until now no one knew .... OBSESSION

Upon returning to the US Cjay contacts his best friend and vision of manliness, SBAllen. Allen was a gigantic African American with more swag, swank and pizazz than anyone Cjay knew, surely he could wear The Shirt.

"Allen you'll never believe what I found in Mexico! Get yourself over here right now!" - Cjay

"Yo yo yo I be headin therez for the sure and all dat." - SBAllen

Allen arrived at Cjay's upper lower class mansion and went down to his lab. Inside the lab he saw something amazing, unlike anything he had ever seen. THE SHIRT!

After 45 minutes of standing mouth agape he spoke... "Yo my bro wazzit you gots there, dang thing is blingin like Mr. T on a Tuesday." - Allen

"I found this in Mexico, but I couldn't put it on.... do you think you can?" - Cjay

"Ain't no thang I know how ta where a shirt ya fool." - Allen

Allen went to put The Shirt on but a beam of light came from it blinding them both temporarily. When they gained their vision back, Cjay was shocked to see ..... Allen was now a skinny little white guy in a sailor suit.

"Cjay what is it? Why are you looking at me like that friend?" - Allen

"Dude ...." - Cjay

He hands Allen a mirror. As Allen gazes upon what he has become all he can say is. "Gee whiz this is super! I always wanted to try on a sailor suit."

It became apparent to Cjay that not just anyone was going to be able to wear The Shirt. It had turned his friend from Bro to No instantly. He knew he needed to find a man that could wear it. HE NEEDED TO!

Having both touched The Shirt, they were now bound to finding it a suitable owner.

Literally Obsessed.

Wow. Awesome work, Nick.

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This board cannot grasp the true form of Ulti's power!

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This board cannot grasp the true form of Ulti's power!

I know it sadly

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New chapter tonight

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Incoming happiness.

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Can't wait

I am pretty much literally obsessed with Ulti's origin story

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Chapter 7: Betrayal most betrayous

Ulti had become far too amazing a human being to contain in a basement, however Cjay did not feel the world could handle him. Board 8 was already beginning to worship him as the God he was. Thus Cjay began to plan for a way to eliminate Ulti and use what he had learned from him to make a more acceptable perfect being. One with the ability to analyze situations and morph to the needs of them.

Cjay began to slowly poison Ulti everyday in his food, however after only a few days Allen noticed something was weird. Ulti had become less awe inspiring and lost interest in Board 8 in favor of sleeping. Allen did some snooping and found the poison Cjay had been using as well as the plans for a new supreme being. Allen was beyond furious. Ulti was his God, he would not allow this.

One night as Cjay was busy working on his new being, Allen came up behind him all sneaky-like.

"ALL HAIL ULTI!!!!!!!" Allen yelled, as he bludgeoned Cjay to death with a copy of Chrono Trigger. Cjay's most hated game had dealt the final blow. As Cjay fell to the ground a vial fell from his hand and smashed on the floor and dripped down the sewer.

On the vial it read .... "Luster"

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Whiskey_Nick posted...
As Cjay fell to the ground a vial fell from his hand and smashed on the floor and dripped down the sewer.

On the vial it read .... "Luster"

Jesus Christ this is brilliant.

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