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Fantastic chapter.

Oh Luster...

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yeah sorry for the delay. I had it all written out then realized a detailed Allen killing Cjay scene would have been a bad idea.

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Another great chapter.

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This has to be the best thing I've read on this board in years. Not even exaggerating here.

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Chapter 8: The Redeathening part 2 the continuation this time for real not that last time was not real but this time...

There stood Allen. Standing over his former best friend. A friend that had forsaken Ulti. Not a true friend.

But now Allen had to tend to the gravely ill Ulti. Cjay had succeeded in bringing Ulti to the brink and Allen was short on time to save him. Sadly Allen was incompetent as a doctor and Ulti succumbed to the poisoning by Cjay.

Allen was beside himself, he had killed his best friend and now his God was gone. Ulti's body evaporated like a Jedi's as he became one with the universe. All that remained was The Shirt. Allen became blind with rage and decided he needed to do all in his power to tarnish Cjay's legacy, so he assumed his identity for several months and merged GameFAQs with GameSpot and various other sites. The new CjAllen was on a rampage making sure no one found out that Cjay was in fact gone. Once CjAllen had made the site uniquely his own he came up with the story that Cjay was 'leaving'. No one ever heard another thing from Cjay.... of course no one knew he wasn't so much leaving the site as he had already left this realm.

Now that GameFAQs was his domain Allen needed to remake Ulti. He placed The Shirt on Ulti's PC and ran a program based on Ulti's habits to keep up the illusion Ulti was still around. He also created the story of a wife for the Ultibot. This Ultibot was to hold over the site until Allen could create a new real Ulti.

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there was that chapter there

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Cjay fell to the ground a vial fell from his hand and smashed on the floor and dripped down the sewer.

On the vial it read .... "Luster"

Literally sent chills up my spine

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So that's why the gamspot merge happened.

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top-tier

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Luster Reloaded: Damn, that's some crazy s***.

I cried when Ulti died. True story.

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think I'll do chapter 9 tonight or tomorrow

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I look forward to it!

HE LIVES!

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Chapter 9: Side Story 1: Luster

As the contents of the vial dripped down the sewer they landed on a pile of things. A potato, a calculator, the lower half of a waffle iron and a book on being straight to the point and blunt. Synergy happened and a soft glow occurred. When the synergy was done a being was left laying there.

It was Luster. Cjay's final creation had come to be in a way that he never would have expected.

Luster wandered the sewers for weeks until he surfaced in Pennsylvania. A family took him in and gave him a computer with dial up. Luster was immediately drawn to GameFAQs and made it his home. At first Luster was timid and kept to himself, but over time he started to come out of his shell and display the potential that was originally conceived by Cjay.

And then Luster met ... Ultibot....

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Nice combination of items the vial dripped upon!

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I wonder which one causes him to make so many alts.

Probably the waffle iron.

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spawning from a book on how to be straight to the point and blunt explains so much

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That scene where CJ drops the vial of essence of Luster reminds me of that scene from Rosebud. Someone who knows how to edit... make this happen!

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spawning from a book on how to be straight to the point and blunt explains so much

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Chapter 10: Ulti is awful

Truly Ulti was awful, he could not grasp the glory that was other users and he needsed to feel a power from other users pain. The Ultibot was now malicious and make B8 a place of bad and sad. He was not alloweding to be a story anymore. Ulti I am not impressed and Sir Chris is not going to be a threat to me or anyone, just look at him.

Ulti was impressed by the Luster and he even made him a friend but Allen was still busy at work to find a real Ulti because a bot is no Ulti at all. Later it was determined that Ulti was.

Allen looked far and wide for a way to make a new Ulti but without Cjay's raw brilliance nothing was found.

Two of the six slides at six flags I assume that is why it is named that for six being its slide number.

Ulti then was still a bot.

Allen realized he needed help.

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. . .

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Man, you were pretty drunk when you wrote that, eh?

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....what in god's name was that chapter

best thing since underheard of

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Best chapter

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New sig.

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I love how it wasn't a story anymore for a second.

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So... I clicked on this topick thinking, "Huh."
Then I got hooked.
Then things got brilliant.

THEN SIX FLAGS!!!

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I hope that chapter is canon.

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Yes that chapter like all chapters is canon

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Just one question: Will there be a graphic novel?

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HanOfTheNekos posted...
Man, you were pretty drunk when you wrote that, eh?

I think...

I think he was! Those sentence fragments made no sense at all!

Also Six Flags is named Six Flags because the original Six Flags is in Texas. Texas was owned by France, Mexico, itself (it was literally its own republic at one point [the Republic of Texas] and three other countries/provinces). There were literally six flags over Texas at different points in history, hence Six Flags over Texas. The name stuck when the franchise went to other states. There were never six flags over Georgia for instance, but the place is still pretty b****in'.

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Thanks Genny

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I try to be as straight to the point and blunt as I can because I consider it a good thing. Education is a good thing and knowledge is education. Also knowledge helps others improve, so this is why I consider it a good thing. Being straight to the point and blunt helps bestow knowledge unto others.

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People keep telling me knowledge is power...

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GenesisSaga posted...
I try to be as straight to the point and blunt as I can because I consider it a good thing.


Genny = Luster CONFIRMED.

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New chapter tonight

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Tonight is yesterday's tomorrow night... or something.

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Chapter 11: Ulti gets a theme

*sung to the theme of 'You'll Never Stop the Simpsons'*

Ulti's Shirt,
Cjay knows,
Allen's fling,
He's no bro,
He's made of cells,
Allen fails,
Obsession sticks,
Massive fail,

Murder happens,
Ulti's fake,
Allen lives,
For high stakes,
Ulti's future,
Who the hell knows,
President?,
TV Shows?,

Cjay worries Ulti's gay,
Pities you too and gets paid,
Winning, ageless and a man,
LITERALLY OBSESSED,
and User of the Year,

Users murmer,
Ulti moans,
Posts all over,
Only he knows,
Ulti blows them all away,
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!?

They'll never stop Ulti True Stores!
Have no fears,
He'll be trolling for years,
Like Ulti stops being a robot,
maybe he makes a woman moan,
has he ever sold his soul or,
how 'bout more drunken chapters,
where something happens,
and do-do do-do do?
Sorry for the theme song,
have no fears i've got stories for years!

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Ulti: the musical

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