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more.

tomorrow.

maybe.

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RIGHT

NOW

46 MINUTES UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER.

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Hype.

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CHAPTER 33, AKA THE TALE OF A KITTEN AND HER SWORD

Minio's evil plotting was interrupted by a phone call from Mr. God. Mr. God controlled most things, but had entrusted Minio to handle this one. And it was going wrong. Mr. God had wanted to end the game completely, to cut his losses and get out of this whole mess.

Minio insisted, however. "It's fine, Mr. God. You just go deal with Figure or whatever the issue is now and I'll clean things up here. Yes, it's under control. No, it should be fine. Yes, this conversation is an ironic echo of the opening of b8b2 and oh my god was that really six months ago? Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. OK. See you soon. Do God stuff."

The kitten hung up just as an almighty CLANG was heard. Another missile had made contact with the sharp spoon but had done very little, if any, damage. She chuckled and pressed a button, lowering a huge platform from the bottom of the ship. Comm was already in place on it and he braced himself against the wind.

The raiding party, who were surrounding the ship and firing everything they had at it to basically no effect, took in this new development with surprise.

"That's...Comm, isn't it?" asked Nio. Niowrath growled.
"Yes," said JC through gritted teeth. "And look what he's carrying."
"...Uh, you might know what that is but I really don't-"
"IT'S THE FROSTMOURNE YOU IDIOT! CHARLES, FIRE MISSILES AT THAT BASTARD NOW!"
Barkley obliged but the Frostmourne simply cut them all out of the air. The final one was used to relight the sword's extinguished cigar.
"Ugh. ExTha! Use...weird...Tebow...powers on it!"
ExTha did everything he could, but the Frostmourne was able to resist even ExTha's reality-bending stuff. "My powers aren't at their max unless he uses the lord's name in vain!"
"Well that's just typical. Ugh."

The Frostmourne hadn't even lost his sunglasses in the assault. Comm looked somewhat...baked, though. And I don't mean, like, on drugs.

"God dammit," said BBallman. ExTha instinctively punted it into another universe.
"...oops."
Everyone completely ignored this.
"We've got no choice," said JC. "We'll have to all surround him and attack him directly."
"Alright. That doesn't sound like it will fail at all," said Reg, clutching Excalibur.

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Regaro wielded Excalibur and ran right at Comm, bringing it to bear and swinging wildly at Comm in a wild attempt to stop the carnage, but he too failed. Moving robotically and almost effortlessly, Comm and the Frostmourne removed Reg's arm, causing him to drop Excalibur. It fell from the platform and Comm swung again. Reg was hit so hard by Comm's first and then by the Frostmourne itself that he was thrown into the depths of the sharp spoon. Heavy supply boxes flattened him completely, crushing him further, and he died.

"Oh well. She said 'some'," after all, said the psychotic sword as it lit up another cigar in slow-motion.

"So it's come to this," said JC, who stoo defiant in the face of the rampage he had just witnessed.
"Indeed it has," said the Frostmourne and Comm simultaneously.

JC raised his only hope, the Ashbringer, and swung at Comm.
Comm blocked it effortlessly, but JC had been expecting it and launched an anti-Frost miniature nuclear mine from the Ashbringer (because why the hell not), directly into Comm's face. This was different to what Barkley and ExTha had used. This weapon used the very essence of the Ashbringer itself as a projectile weapon and had been specifically designed to destroy the Frostmourne. It was JC's best and brightest hope and he had been saving it for this moment.

JC jumped back triumphantly from the explosion, expecting to see a headless Comm as the smoke cleared.

What he got was quite different. Comm, his head now on fire, emerged from the smoke like some kind of nightmare creature. Crossing, agape, raised the sword but it was too late. Comm had reached him in no time at all and a low sweep with the vicious Frostmourne removed JC's legs. As JC's entire structure collapsed, Comm punted him stylishly off the platform and JC hurtled towards the ground.

The Ashbringer following him in his rapid descent. The city had gone almost literally to hell; it was a fiery mess of terrible things, and JC was instantly incinerated as he landed. Before he expired, he awoke. He realized he was about to die, but he could not understand why. He had done everything right; he had come to exact flawless revenge on Comm and the Frostmourne and had equipped himself with just the weapon to do it, but he had failed in both endeavours. He closed his eyes and accepted failure before his complete annihilation.

"That," grunted the Frostmourne, "was painful." He blinked and Comm's flaming head was instantly extinguished.

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'best'

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Winner: ExTha (Tebow's 4th quarter magic) (about to die anyway)

Dead: 51

Colegreen_c12 (Bomb): Ambushed by RX7
MZero11 (Skateboard): Testes ripped off by Plum's Tough Beetle
tyder21 (sandpaper): Impaled by Robazoid
AfroSquirrel (pocketful of Portable holes): Decapitated by GenSag's Dewott's Shell Blade
BBallman7 (Magnum and Morningstar): Head blown off by JeffreyRaze
GrapeFruitKing (Nail Gun): Strangled to death by vcharon's flag
Han (Blaster): Decapitated by Dante Brogue Kick
bbbtime (Acid Gun): Slipped on dowolf banana peel; head melted off by own acid
MysteriousStan (Oddjob's top hat): Lightning from the Master Sword hit him, accidentally decapitated himself with hat
Emporer_Kazbar (fake can of peanuts w/ spring snakes): Distracted by MWC's head exploding, ran through by fdr's sword
dowolf (Banana peel launcher): Crushed by collapsing rubble when Blairville swung the longsword
Blairville (loooongsword): Choked to death by ngirl while being offensively chanted at
Robazoid (spear): BBallman landed on him from a second-story window, decapitated him
azuarc (pogo stick, blades under the foot pegs, light enough to be swung): Blown up by Caelus' war-elk
RX7InfinitiIII (Dual Hidden Blades): Killed by a stray bullet from SpeedYoshi
Nee (pear scented anti-bacterial hand soap): Stabbed through head from behind by Niowrath
Dante (Standard Def. TV set): Stabbed by Mad Bellis
Sir Chris (Scum Sir Chris' cunning/ruthlessness): Stabbed by Mad Bellis
Ed Bellis (saveus_Maria's knife from b8b1): Talked out of Mad Bellis mode by Occam's Razor logic, stabbed with his own knife
Chronic (Revolver/Machete): Shot in the face by mcflubbin after Jedi assistance
mcflubbin (bow/arrow): Head destroyed by MSG
Haguile (BBallman holding a grudge): Choked to death by GTM's title
GTM (UCA Melee Mayhem Title): Decapitated by CO's handaxes
todbot (people): Incinerated by Arcanine
GenesisSaga (Dewott/Arcanine): Wedge used portal gun and tricked Arcanine into hitting her w/ flamethrower
SpeedYoshi (2 Golden Guns): Weapon colliding with GANON's caused explosion
GANON (Midas Glove): Weapon colliding with SpeedYoshi's caused explosion
cody (Omega Quack-O-Blitzer): Destroyed by rogue ducknix
Psycho_Kenshin (Lawgiver): Head melted off by PK2000's pocket sand
CrimsonOcean (Handaxes): Killed by Maria's knife and bartz's phallus
Kingbartz (Giant Phallus): Blown up by JeffRaze detonating the bomb set by Colegreen
saveus_maria (Occam's Razor): Shot in the face by the passing JeffRaze
firefdr (MWC-ified Master Sword): Decapitated from behind by Panth, during fight with Reg
Wigs (Boombox, plays nothing but Phil Collins): Stabbed in the back by Pram
Pirateking2000 (Sandwich/Pocket Sand): Fell through a Wedge portal set on a high building
vcharon (American Flag): Head broken by plum's tough beetle
Ayvuir (Katana): ngirl sliced his head off with his own katana
Cobain (Lightsabers): So dead
eddv (Lawndarts): Exploded by MSG falling on him Apoca-Fists first
JeffRaze (Magnum/Riot Shield): Killed by a Speed Force-Boosted BBallman7
Silverliner182V (GameFAQs Flash): Accidentally destroyed when MSG fell through one of Wedges' Portals
MSG (Apoca-Fists): Sent to hell by ExTha
ngirl (Newcastle Shirt/offensive chants): Face melted by ExTha
Panthera (Frying pan): Landed on by oversized Regaro
Caelus (Charles Barkley, Cybernetic War-Elk): Head ripped off by tough beetle
masterplum (Tough Beetle): Beetle destroyed by Niowrath, then sliced by Niowrath and blown up by ExTha
Pram (Caladbolg): Beaten by Reg in duel to the death
Wedge (Portal Gun): Blown up by one of Charles Barkley's Grenades that ExTha could not throw
Raka (Hannah Montana Guitar): See above
Reg (Excalibur): Arm sliced off by Comm, thrown into heavy supply boxes and crushed
Nio (Niowrath): Killed by Comm channelling ExTha's power

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The remaining good guys were bound, captured, and brought to Minio's main office. Charles Barkley was deactivated, the battery drained. Niowrath's murderous personality had been drained also by the Frostmourne and he was now nothing more than a particularly sharp swordfish. ExTha's powers were not gone completely - it was impossible to do that - but they had been severely reduced by the Frostmourne's power. The gaping hole in ExTha's stomach continued to bleed all over the place, and Minio jumped through it, laughing maniacally.

Minio rather enjoyed messing with these tied-up ingrates, but her gaze softened with recognition when it settled on Nio. This moment was quickly over, however, as absolute insanity reigned inside that f***ed up head once again.
"Minio...don't you remember me?" Coughed Nio. "Remember the fun times we had?"
"Yeah but the Frostmourne and playing God are just...well...more fun."
"But think what you're doing! That sword is insane! It'll kill-"
"INSANE?! You want to talk about INSANE?! YOU ARE WIELDING A SHARK SWORDFISH! I AM A TALKING, DEMONIC KITTEN! EXTHA HAS MAGICAL POWERS INSPIRED BY AN NFL PLAYER WHO ISN'T EVEN MAGICAL! THERE'S A CYBERNETIC WAR-ELK NEXT TO YOU!"
Nio was silent.
"Everything about this situation is INSANE, you silly girl! But I might as well get the best of it!"
Nio sobbed. "What happened to you?"
"Happened to me? I was always like this! You just channelled me for yourself before...I was the only thing that got you so far in the first game!"
"But uh...you were my friend...I went into a murderous rampage because I thought I lost you!"
"Oh my god this drivel. SHUT UP."

Comm entered. He had just dunked his rather burned head in water, and was now almost fine, though he had taken a lot of damage from that mine of JC's.

"Prisoners giving you lip, babe?"
"A little. Actually, screw this. Frosty, it's time we blew this scene. Again. ExTha can win, he's going to die any second anyway."
"You mean-" Nio gasped.
"YES, THAT IS WHAT I MEAN, WORTHLESS, FEEBLE WOMAN."
Minio paused.
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FROSTY, RIGHT?"
"uhh..."
"KILL NIO!" screamed Minio. "KILL HER NOW!"

Nio looked at the kitten that was once hers imploringly, but the spark of recognition was completely gone, replaced by bloodlust.
"Might as well do this right," said Comm. He grabbed ExTha's hand and channelled ExTha's power into Nio. It might not have been enough to kill the Frostmourne or Comm but it was certainly enough to kill a mere human like Nio. Her head was blown off by the raw power of ExTha's touch; the last thing she saw were Minio's merciless eyes.

ExTha, bleeding profusely and fading in and out of consciousness, was barely even aware of the fact that he had won.

Winner: ExTha

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Charles prepared launchpads on the extended platform that now surrounded his body and fired them simultaneously and without warning. Nobody needed to worry, though, since the cybernetic elk had of course made every possible preparation to get everywhere to land where they needed to.

In this case, it was on the platform that Comm was standing in the middle of. The launchpads had fired everybody onto the platform in different locations, surrounding Comm.

"Remember, Frosty, I want some of them alive," said Minio in his ear.
"Why is that so important, babe?"
"It just is."
"Alrighty then."

Nio and Niowrath, Reg and Excalibur, Charles, JC and ExTha surrounded Comm on five sides, closing in slowly.
"ATTAAAAAACK!" screamed JC and all of them ran in, seeking to destroy the sword.
"FOR PANTHERAAAAAAAAA!!!" screamed Reg.

Comm shook his head no and moved at the literal speed of light, plunging the Frostmourne into ExTha. A huge, gaping hole was created in his stomach and ExTha's powers were mostly drained away by the Frostmourne's power. "OH GOOD GOD THAT IS AMAZING!" screamed the Frostmourne in ecstasy.

However, using the lord's name in vain meant that the powers refused to adapt to the Frostmourne, so they simply left, wandering in the ether. ExTha sank to the ground, being kept alive by what little remained of his power.

Everyone stopped at this and Comm took advantage, battering Nio with the flat side, knocking her and Niowrath unconscious as she used the swordfish to defend herself. Charles Barkley he dodged behind and drained the battery. Quickly the advantage had been reduced to 2-to-1.

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Well, that.

Well.

Huh.

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haha awesome. Great scene between Minio and Nio. The frostmourn must be totally New England Patriots to stop the Tebow magic that quickly and effectively!

At some point down the road we should definitely do a crossover project. I already have some ideas

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We really really need to, yeah.

What did you think todbot
that was kind of a "hmm" reaction

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Oh, it was definitely very good. I was just expecting a less "main antagonists still alive and kicking" kind of ending. I guess that's not a bad thing though.

Season 3 hype!

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Dat ending

Season 3 hype!

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GenesisSaga posted...

I have an idea for an epilogue. I bet it's better than yours. :P

Does it involve me showing up randomly and one shotting everything? =P

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epilogue: gtm saves you all

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GenesisSaga posted...

I have an idea for an epilogue. I bet it's better than yours. :P

Does it involve me showing up randomly and one shotting everything? =P

Close, but no!

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Up

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IN JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS ALL WILL BE MADE CLEAR.

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MAYBE BEFORE OR AT HT

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CHAPTER 33-2

"Hah!" said Minio. She reached towards a button that would transport them out of this place and back to the normal world. With Comm still bound by the Frostmourne's powers, they could start a whole new life together.

She pushed the button. It didn't work.

She pushed it another few times.

It still didn't work.

Mr. God's voice suddenly spoke from nowhere and everywhere. "Uh, are you trying to end the game before it's finished?"
"But it IS finished! Everyone's dead except ExTha! The game is over!"
"Apparently not."

Indeed, apparently not.

One minute, tiny section of the city had resisted the ultrahot flames. It was not destroyed, it was not on fire. It was ruined, a complete wreck, and hotter than hell - but not on fire. Survivable, at least in the short term. And two entities were, indeed, surviving.

Maniac was still down there alongside his trusty Firetruck, alongside Dewott, trying to fight the fires. It was here that something had landed, through sheer chance. It was stuck in the ground, but it shook a little, dislodging itself - seemingly of its own free will.

And then it shook a little more.

The reflection from it caugh Dewott's eye, distracting the Otter-like creature. Dewott briefly stopped firing Hydro Pump and Water Gun and w/e at the fire to look at it and was subsequently engulfed by the flame.
"Dewott!" screamed Maniac.
This distraction caused Maniac and his firetruck to also finally be engulfed in flame and destroyed completely as the fire finally broke down this final, token resistance and spread to cover this last area of the city.

As it enveloped the area, however...something shot out of the flames. Something long, silver, lethal, magical, legendary, and rather sexy.

Excalibur was rejoining its master. The sword's one true calling was Reg. They were bound together. To kill one, you had to kill both. That was the nature of Reg's absolute nobility.

Yes, you read it right. Reg wasn't delusional. He really was a knight.

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Alive: 2

ExTha (Tebow's 4th quarter magic) (about to die anyway)
Reg (Excalibur)

Dead: 50

Colegreen_c12 (Bomb): Ambushed by RX7
MZero11 (Skateboard): Testes ripped off by Plum's Tough Beetle
tyder21 (sandpaper): Impaled by Robazoid
AfroSquirrel (pocketful of Portable holes): Decapitated by GenSag's Dewott's Shell Blade
BBallman7 (Magnum and Morningstar): Head blown off by JeffreyRaze
GrapeFruitKing (Nail Gun): Strangled to death by vcharon's flag
Han (Blaster): Decapitated by Dante Brogue Kick
bbbtime (Acid Gun): Slipped on dowolf banana peel; head melted off by own acid
MysteriousStan (Oddjob's top hat): Lightning from the Master Sword hit him, accidentally decapitated himself with hat
Emporer_Kazbar (fake can of peanuts w/ spring snakes): Distracted by MWC's head exploding, ran through by fdr's sword
dowolf (Banana peel launcher): Crushed by collapsing rubble when Blairville swung the longsword
Blairville (loooongsword): Choked to death by ngirl while being offensively chanted at
Robazoid (spear): BBallman landed on him from a second-story window, decapitated him
azuarc (pogo stick, blades under the foot pegs, light enough to be swung): Blown up by Caelus' war-elk
RX7InfinitiIII (Dual Hidden Blades): Killed by a stray bullet from SpeedYoshi
Nee (pear scented anti-bacterial hand soap): Stabbed through head from behind by Niowrath
Dante (Standard Def. TV set): Stabbed by Mad Bellis
Sir Chris (Scum Sir Chris' cunning/ruthlessness): Stabbed by Mad Bellis
Ed Bellis (saveus_Maria's knife from b8b1): Talked out of Mad Bellis mode by Occam's Razor logic, stabbed with his own knife
Chronic (Revolver/Machete): Shot in the face by mcflubbin after Jedi assistance
mcflubbin (bow/arrow): Head destroyed by MSG
Haguile (BBallman holding a grudge): Choked to death by GTM's title
GTM (UCA Melee Mayhem Title): Decapitated by CO's handaxes
todbot (people): Incinerated by Arcanine
GenesisSaga (Dewott/Arcanine): Wedge used portal gun and tricked Arcanine into hitting her w/ flamethrower
SpeedYoshi (2 Golden Guns): Weapon colliding with GANON's caused explosion
GANON (Midas Glove): Weapon colliding with SpeedYoshi's caused explosion
cody (Omega Quack-O-Blitzer): Destroyed by rogue ducknix
Psycho_Kenshin (Lawgiver): Head melted off by PK2000's pocket sand
CrimsonOcean (Handaxes): Killed by Maria's knife and bartz's phallus
Kingbartz (Giant Phallus): Blown up by JeffRaze detonating the bomb set by Colegreen
saveus_maria (Occam's Razor): Shot in the face by the passing JeffRaze
firefdr (MWC-ified Master Sword): Decapitated from behind by Panth, during fight with Reg
Wigs (Boombox, plays nothing but Phil Collins): Stabbed in the back by Pram
Pirateking2000 (Sandwich/Pocket Sand): Fell through a Wedge portal set on a high building
vcharon (American Flag): Head broken by plum's tough beetle
Ayvuir (Katana): ngirl sliced his head off with his own katana
Cobain (Lightsabers): So dead
eddv (Lawndarts): Exploded by MSG falling on him Apoca-Fists first
JeffRaze (Magnum/Riot Shield): Killed by a Speed Force-Boosted BBallman7
Silverliner182V (GameFAQs Flash): Accidentally destroyed when MSG fell through one of Wedges' Portals
MSG (Apoca-Fists): Sent to hell by ExTha
ngirl (Newcastle Shirt/offensive chants): Face melted by ExTha
Panthera (Frying pan): Landed on by oversized Regaro
Caelus (Charles Barkley, Cybernetic War-Elk): Head ripped off by tough beetle
masterplum (Tough Beetle): Beetle destroyed by Niowrath, then sliced by Niowrath and blown up by ExTha
Pram (Caladbolg): Beaten by Reg in duel to the death
Wedge (Portal Gun): Blown up by one of Charles Barkley's Grenades that ExTha could not throw
Raka (Hannah Montana Guitar): See above
Reg (Excalibur): Arm sliced off by Comm, thrown into heavy supply boxes and crushed
Nio (Niowrath): Killed by Comm channelling ExTha's power

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You are evil, XIII.

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lol part of my idea for the beginning of a crossover involves Dewott >_>

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Oh my

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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

lol part of my idea for the beginning of a crossover involves Dewott >_>

You could always override XIII and make it so Dewott survives the flames with like, awesome burn scars and... a mask or something! And make him speak with Steve Blum's voice or... wait...

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Next time on B8B2

The Conclusion! For Real This Time!

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Dewott

AKA KANE

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Yay?

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On the plus side I just wrote a huge chunk of it. Might have to break it into two, though.

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dewhat

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nearly on the last page

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