Board 8 > Cop caught me and my GF having sex in her car...

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jdizzy156
03/15/12 2:49:00 AM
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Weakupedia
03/15/12 2:52:00 AM
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i hope you don't mean the cop's car!

because i can see how that would cause problems

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Pianist
03/15/12 2:52:00 AM
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well now i'm going to sleep with blue balls

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SAWYOFACEANDWOW
03/15/12 2:53:00 AM
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oh word?

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Westbrick
03/15/12 2:57:00 AM
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In-no-way-subtle stealth brag topic

But congrats either way. (also sorry to hear that)

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jdizzy156
03/15/12 3:07:00 AM
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Short Version

We got it in and were chilling half naked I was when I see a blue flash. She jumps in the front seat and throws a shirt on, I do the same. The whole time im thinking "Please be black, please be black, please be black" aaaaand yes hes black! Asks us what we were doing (Like he didnt know!) she says "making out" he then gets our info and checks her plates. As he goes to his car he tells her to get dressed if she needs too. Lucky for us her dad is border patrol so he gives us a warning. Best line though "Getting a room isn't that expensive and I think you'll have more fun too" XD

It was hella embarrassing! When im embarrassed I start laughing so he asked do you think this is funny??? I was like "no sir Im just extremely embarrassed and nervous".

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Ayvuir
03/15/12 3:16:00 AM
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All round, great result!

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Menji76
03/15/12 4:05:00 AM
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I've only had the cops stop me once while we were parking. Luckily, we were just talking!

Glad to hear you got off... (or did you)

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SAWYOFACEANDWOW
03/15/12 4:11:00 AM
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Westbrick posted...
In-no-way-subtle stealth brag topic

But congrats either way. (also sorry to hear that)


Only on board 8 is having sex WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND considered bragging

what the hell else is he going to do with her? puzzles?

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Westbrick
03/15/12 4:18:00 AM
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Only on board 8 is having sex WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND considered bragging

what the hell else is he going to do with her? puzzles?


Cuddle, apparently.

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XIII_rocks
03/15/12 4:46:00 AM
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The whole time im thinking "Please be black, please be black, please be black" aaaaand yes hes black!

I lol'd

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Robazoid
03/15/12 5:19:00 AM
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Sess really needs to drop this new gimmick of 'player-bro'

You know, and go back to one of his sixty other gimmicks. Is he still fake-ertyu?

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DigitalIncision
03/15/12 5:20:00 AM
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From: SAWYOFACEANDWOW | #009
Only on the internet is having sex WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND considered bragging


Fixed, sadly.

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XIII_rocks
03/15/12 5:26:00 AM
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From: Robazoid | #012
Sess really needs to drop this new gimmick of 'player-bro'


'sno gimmick!

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Biolizard28
03/15/12 5:59:00 AM
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From: SAWYOFACEANDWOW | #009
Only on board 8 is having sex WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND considered bragging


Come now, Sess, insecure men brag about sex all the time in the real world.

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SmartMuffin
03/15/12 6:21:00 AM
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I've never understood why this is even illegal...

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SAWYOFACEANDWOW
03/15/12 6:23:00 AM
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Robazoid posted...
Sess really needs to drop this new gimmick of 'player-bro'

You know, and go back to one of his sixty other gimmicks. Is he still fake-ertyu?


You alright man? A post like that typically shouldn't hit a nerve so strong.

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masterplum
03/15/12 6:56:00 AM
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how is this illegal?

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pjbasis
03/15/12 7:05:00 AM
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Because other people can see it I imagine.

Is it legal to display yourself to the world even from within your home?

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shadosneko
03/15/12 7:06:00 AM
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From: masterplum | #018
how is this illegal?


Public Indecency

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KingButz
03/15/12 7:28:00 AM
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Great guys. You just ruined one of masterplum's fantasies.

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jdizzy156
03/15/12 10:46:00 AM
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Other then the fact that her dad is a cop, I think since we had a bomb spot where no one could really see us he didn't give us a ticket. We just got super unlucky he was patrolling

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