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RevolverSaro
03/17/12 3:50:00 PM
#1:


http://www.siliconera.com/2012/03/16/rpg-opening-movie-attempts-to-summarize-how-babies-are-made/

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Ayuyu
03/17/12 3:52:00 PM
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Sounds like GOTYAY to me.

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Mik_Pick
03/17/12 3:55:00 PM
#3:


Wow, I was going to come in and say "False, Persona 5 is being made."

Guy in the thumbnail of that video looks like a black haired version of the Persona 3 protagonist. o_O

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SovietOmega
03/17/12 4:08:00 PM
#4:


To be fair, Japan needs this lesson as they must be terribly confused as to what males and females are at this point.

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UberPyro64
03/17/12 4:17:00 PM
#5:


Xenoblade says hi. As well as Demon's Souls and Dark Souls if they count. Though for the most part you would be right.

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SlymDayspring
03/17/12 4:19:00 PM
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I dunno if they are "dead", but they are certainly far from their heyday. They seem mostly relegated to portable systems, which is lame because I don't like playing portables.

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Biolizard28
03/17/12 4:23:00 PM
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Bioware does this every game for an array of fictional species.

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transcience
03/17/12 4:25:00 PM
#8:


Conception looks kinda awesome, don't hate

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/17/12 4:25:00 PM
#9:


SovietOmega posted...
To be fair, Japan needs this lesson as they must be terribly confused as to what males and females are at this point.

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mnkboy907
03/17/12 4:26:00 PM
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^ That's a dude, isn't it?

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swordz9
03/17/12 4:29:00 PM
#11:


They aren't dead. Graces F just came out a few days ago and is amazingly fun.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
03/17/12 4:29:00 PM
#12:


In lost it when the generic Jpop came out during CONCEPTION

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/17/12 4:30:00 PM
#13:


mnkboy907 posted...
^ That's a dude, isn't it?

Mnkboy, my son, we've gotta have a talk about the birds and the bees... then you'll be an Mnkman.

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Ayuyu
03/17/12 4:30:00 PM
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From: mnkboy907 | #010
^ That's a dude, isn't it?


Or was.

You can never be sure nowadays!

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Shoenin_Kakashi
03/17/12 4:31:00 PM
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Japan has a tendancy to SURPRISE like that

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mnkboy907
03/17/12 4:31:00 PM
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From: Psycho_Kenshin | #013
Mnkboy, my son, we've gotta have a talk about the birds and the bees... then you'll be an Mnkman.


Eww, beastiality. No thanks.

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JDTAY
03/17/12 4:32:00 PM
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Sorry, but Conception > all

If I had $100,000, I'd fund the localization myself.

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PrinceKaro
03/17/12 4:40:00 PM
#18:


This looks awesome, really.

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Wanglicious
03/17/12 4:40:00 PM
#19:


honestly this gen's been damn great to jrpgs. not necessarily PS2 levels for any single system, but as a whole i probably like this one the most.

and hells yeah this game

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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/17/12 4:48:00 PM
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so that game is about getting chicks pregnant? Some of them in that opening movie look way too young but of course Japan will be Japan

maybe the whole point of the game is to get Japanese people to have more sex because of that expected population decline someone posted about a few weeks ago

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JDTAY
03/17/12 4:50:00 PM
#21:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
maybe the whole point of the game is to get Japanese people to have more sex because of that expected population decline someone posted about a few weeks ago

Yes, let's get people laid........by having them play video games!

I see no flaw in this plan.

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mnkboy907
03/17/12 4:50:00 PM
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From: ImTheMacheteGuy | #020
so that game is about getting chicks pregnant? Some of them in that opening movie look way too young but of course Japan will be Japan

maybe the whole point of the game is to get Japanese people to have more sex because of that expected population decline someone posted about a few weeks ago


I think some of those characters were his kids.

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mnkboy907
03/17/12 4:51:00 PM
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From: JDTAY | #021
Yes, let's get people laid........by having them play video games!

I see no flaw in this plan.


Well they could always get hospitals to give exclusive games to people who have babies.

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Wanglicious
03/17/12 5:01:00 PM
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yeah, those were his kids. apparently he has kids somehow and then they pop out as 8 year olds or something.

battles are then fought with his kids.

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JDTAY
03/17/12 5:02:00 PM
#25:


Wanglicious posted...
yeah, those were his kids. apparently he has kids somehow and then they pop out as 8 year olds or something.

battles are then fought with his kids.


I have yet to see someone explain how this is not the best thing ever.

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tazzyboyishere
03/17/12 5:06:00 PM
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But Tales of Graces f is amazing.

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swirIdude
03/17/12 5:08:00 PM
#27:


Not this thread again...

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Wanglicious
03/17/12 5:12:00 PM
#28:


honestly it sounds amazing to me too.
like he literally gets whisked away, told to save the world by having kids with a bunch of random hot women (i doubt he actually bangs them) and then magically he has multiple kids. he then fights with over a dozen of them in order to save the world.

honestly this sounds like one of the best premises ever.

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Mr Crispy
03/17/12 5:14:00 PM
#29:


The MC knocked up his cousin so he ends up getting transported to a magical fantasy land where he learns to be a responsible parent... by knocking up dozens of women.

Well, it's via MAGIC, but still.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/17/12 5:16:00 PM
#30:


JDTAY posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
maybe the whole point of the game is to get Japanese people to have more sex because of that expected population decline someone posted about a few weeks ago

Yes, let's get people laid........by having them play video games!

I see no flaw in this plan.


because Japan's plans never have flaws

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ScareChan
03/17/12 6:19:00 PM
#31:


Whoa I did not hear anything about when you have babies you have to fight monsters with a sword

time to be a dad

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Rad Link 5
03/17/12 6:55:00 PM
#32:


From: Mik_Pick | #003
Persona 5 is being made


Wait really?

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BIGPUN9999
03/17/12 6:55:00 PM
#33:


I uh

don't know...

......what the hell did I just watch

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paperwarior
03/17/12 7:01:00 PM
#34:


Making your kids help you fight monsters is probably considered abuse in most places.

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Rad Link 5
03/17/12 7:03:00 PM
#35:


Pun didn't know how babies were conceived, what a surprise.

Doh ho ho hoh.

In all seriousness though, that grid at 1:30 seriously contains the following words:
areola, ovary, delivery, hereditary, intercourse, infant, cervix, twins, gene, uterus, neonate

along with a few I can't make out.

They are serious about this.

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Uglyface2
03/17/12 7:08:00 PM
#36:


I must play this game. Knocking up sky women is just bizarre enough to be entertaining.
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Grand Kirby
03/17/12 7:13:00 PM
#37:


From: JDTAY | #021
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
maybe the whole point of the game is to get Japanese people to have more sex because of that expected population decline someone posted about a few weeks ago

Yes, let's get people laid........by having them play video games!

I see no flaw in this plan.


Considering that Love Plus was designed for exactly this reason, it's quite clear they just don't really think these things through.

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Raka_Putra
03/17/12 7:28:00 PM
#38:


Time to buy a PSP.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/17/12 7:33:00 PM
#39:


paperwarior posted...
Making your kids help you fight monsters is probably considered abuse in most places.

really? To me, making your kids do stuff is called chores, not abuse

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masterplum
03/17/12 7:33:00 PM
#40:


From: Raka_Putra | #038
Time to buy a PSP.


This

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