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Takfloyd_mkII__
04/13/12 3:30:00 AM
#151:


So what are we dealing with here

Is this a topic wherein reasonable people make fun of obnoxiously zealous atheists...

...Or a camouflaged refuge for butthurt Christians to find comfort in eachothers' nonsense?

I can't tell from a quick glance
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Liquid Wind
04/13/12 3:33:00 AM
#152:


a little of column A, a little of column B
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saveus_Maria
04/13/12 3:57:00 AM
#153:


From: Takfloyd_mkII__ | #151
So what are we dealing with here

Is this a topic wherein reasonable people make fun of obnoxiously zealous atheists...

...Or a camouflaged refuge for butthurt Christians to find comfort in eachothers' nonsense?

I can't tell from a quick glance



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MrGreenonion
04/13/12 5:09:00 AM
#154:


From: redrocket | #143
What class was that?


Microwave cookery.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/13/12 6:49:00 AM
#155:


Takfloyd_mkII__ posted...
So what are we dealing with here

Is this a topic wherein reasonable people make fun of obnoxiously zealous atheists...

...Or a camouflaged refuge for butthurt Christians to find comfort in eachothers' nonsense?

I can't tell from a quick glance


We are simply just stating funny things that atheists typically say. Nothing more, nothing less. If people for some reason get offended by it, then they are just misinterpreting everything.

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wg64Z
04/13/12 6:51:00 AM
#156:


You have offended me. I firmly believe in the almighty Great Tomato and I demand an apology.

Start a petition then.
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ToukaOone
04/13/12 11:25:00 AM
#157:


pjbasis posted...
From: ToukaOone | #147
In simpler terms, 'physical laws' is not something the universe has; it's something we have. If a physical law is wrong, it's because we're wrong, not because the universe is wrong.
I might still not be fully understanding this, but what I'm trying to say is that maybe their is no discernible pattern to the universe. Science assumes there is.


I'm saying that you're using "discernable" in a confusing way.

Take the word "left". It makes no sense to say "left" unless you specify "left with RESPECT to what". The same direction as my left hand? A coordinate system which points one direction as "left" and another as "right"? So, THIS CUP is to MY left makes a lot more sense than "This cup is to the left" (this works in conversation, because in English you implicitly mean "my left" or "your left", but just because you can leave it off sometimes doesn't mean it isn't there; try making a coordinate system where left is neither your left or the other person's left and see how confused the other person is if you don't tell him)

Similarly, when you say "discernible" or "not discernible" You ALSO have to say to WHOM it is discernible or not discernible. You can't just say "the UNIVERSE is not discernible", you have to say "the universe is not discernible to blah blah blah".

Now of course, you can just reply "I meant the universe is not discernible to any human." in which case I would ask "Then why single out science? I am apparently part of the universe, and you appear to be understanding what I'm saying!" And we can get into all sorts of quibbles about what discernible means or doesn't mean.

But my question is, is there any way to find out if the universe we live in is discernible or not? What makes you think that it's not discernible, or that discernibility is uncertain?

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/14/12 7:22:00 AM
#158:


"Praise God that you got cured of cancer? No....how about praising the doctor, you ass? Please kill yourself you disgrace of human being."

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azuarc
04/14/12 7:36:00 AM
#159:


"God must love stupid people. He made so many of you."
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MRNlCEWATCH
04/14/12 12:16:00 PM
#160:


"America is going to hell because of Christianity"

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Westbrick
04/14/12 12:19:00 PM
#161:


"If God is real, then we are obligated to pass judgment on his immorality."

literally saw this on reddit a while ago, xfd

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/14/12 12:19:00 PM
#162:


Westbrick posted...
"If God is real, then we are obligated to pass judgment on his immorality."

literally saw this on reddit a while ago, xfd


LMAO

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/14/12 1:02:00 PM
#163:


SovietOmega posted...
Will tornadoes alter their paths if enough people care about a few select people in the area?

Seems kinda selfish to just want to keep gfaq people safe. Like....say the prayer works and a tornado shifts around msg's house and strikes an orphanage instead...

We would do well to not try and alter the tornado's divine path.


This was said in a topic about hoping the Board 8ers in the path of today's tornadoes were okay

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DeepsPraw
04/14/12 1:08:00 PM
#164:


S*** AmazingAtheists say

"hmmm, where did I put my banana?"

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SovietOmega
04/14/12 1:12:00 PM
#165:


MRNlCEWATCH posted...
SovietOmega posted...
Will tornadoes alter their paths if enough people care about a few select people in the area?

Seems kinda selfish to just want to keep gfaq people safe. Like....say the prayer works and a tornado shifts around msg's house and strikes an orphanage instead...

We would do well to not try and alter the tornado's divine path.

This was said in a topic about hoping the Board 8ers in the path of today's tornadoes were okay


Followed by


But yes, I hope everyone pulls through ok. My own area will be at considerable tornado risk. But I can express hope and a desire for minimal casualties without invoking prayer.


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MRNlCEWATCH
04/14/12 1:16:00 PM
#166:


Which is also a great addition to this topic.

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DeepsPraw
04/14/12 1:19:00 PM
#167:


From: SovietOmega | #165
But I can express hope and a desire for minimal casualties without invoking prayer.


That's a f***ing stupid thing to say. It's true you can express hope that way, but when you only say things to incite religious fights, like this quoted sentence right here, you're only being a jerk.

edit: lol yep sess

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foolm0ron
04/14/12 1:19:00 PM
#168:


"Christians are murderers and pedophiles"
"I'm gonna ****ing kill you if you don't stop believing in God... now excuse me while I fap to lolicon hentai"

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/14/12 1:21:00 PM
#169:


foolm0ron posted...
"Christians are murderers and pedophiles"
"I'm gonna ****ing kill you if you don't stop believing in God... now excuse me while I fap to lolicon hentai"


I honestly can't tell you how many times I have heard the first one.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 5:21:00 AM
#170:


a girl at the bar told me this last night

"If a Christian dies, then it's a good day"

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redrocket
04/15/12 8:29:00 AM
#171:


I have literally never in my life heard these kind of statements in real life. What the hell are you doing to actually hear this **** on a regular basis?

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 4:16:00 PM
#172:


http://imgur.com/sAgtO

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whatisurnameplz
04/15/12 4:44:00 PM
#173:


From: MRNlCEWATCH | #172
http://imgur.com/sAgtO


The person who drew that must be assuming that aliens won't treat us like the European colonists/settlers treated the Indians.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/15/12 4:46:00 PM
#174:


azuarc posted...
"God must love stupid people. He made so many of you."

To be fair, does it have to be an atheist that says this? I'm sure plenty of theists think there's a lot of dumb people. Hell it could be a theist talking about atheists...

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 4:49:00 PM
#175:


MarvelousGerbil posted...
azuarc posted...
"God must love stupid people. He made so many of you."

To be fair, does it have to be an atheist that says this? I'm sure plenty of theists think there's a lot of dumb people. Hell it could be a theist talking about atheists...


the ideal person in christian mythology is literally represented as a sheep, a complacent thoughtless person that doesn't ask questions. the quote sounds pretty accurate
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MarvelousGerbil
04/15/12 4:51:00 PM
#176:


Sure, but considering how few "ideal" Christians there are, why couldn't it be said by a person with no basis in faith?

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 4:51:00 PM
#177:


Liquid Wind posted...
MarvelousGerbil posted...
azuarc posted...
"God must love stupid people. He made so many of you."

To be fair, does it have to be an atheist that says this? I'm sure plenty of theists think there's a lot of dumb people. Hell it could be a theist talking about atheists...

the ideal person in christian mythology is literally represented as a sheep, a complacent thoughtless person that doesn't ask questions. the quote sounds pretty accurate


S*** atheists say, everyone!

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 4:52:00 PM
#178:


not being christian = being atheist

you've literally fallen to the same level as smuffin lmfao
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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 4:53:00 PM
#179:


Liquid Wind posted...
not being christian = being atheist

you've literally fallen to the same level as smuffin lmfao


Except you're atheist and you know it.

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 4:55:00 PM
#180:


right, and everyone except ron paul is a communist
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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 4:56:00 PM
#181:


Liquid Wind posted...
right, and everyone except ron paul is a communist

Nope.

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 4:56:00 PM
#182:


all of you are communists, people on the street are communists, sometimes I think my cat is communist
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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 4:57:00 PM
#183:


That's interesting as hell.

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Westbrick
04/15/12 5:10:00 PM
#184:


Well, Liquid is right: a good Christian is supposed to be meek. "Meek," of course, doesn't mean "unintelligent"; on the contrary, an equally important part of being a good Christian is to pursue truth, both in one's life and generally.

So yeah, **** atheists say.

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Mr Lasastryke
04/15/12 5:12:00 PM
#185:


wonder how long it takes for people to realize sess mocks "people saying negative things about christians" instead of "extremely militant atheists saying dumb things."
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MRNlCEWATCH
04/15/12 5:14:00 PM
#186:


Wonder how long it takes for people to care about what you think

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 5:15:00 PM
#187:


So yeah, **** atheists say.

you know at least sess is just being obnoxiously over the top facetious, you've given me no reason to not simply think of you as actually being this ignorant...
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Westbrick
04/15/12 6:11:00 PM
#188:


you know at least sess is just being obnoxiously over the top facetious, you've given me no reason to not simply think of you as actually being this ignorant...

I'm clearly just ignorant. Please be patient with me, wise one.

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WazzupGenius00
04/15/12 6:37:00 PM
#189:


man that alien comic was not even satire

unless it was supposed to be meta-satire of atheism

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/16/12 7:48:00 AM
#190:


WazzupGenius00 posted...
man that alien comic was not even satire

unless it was supposed to be meta-satire of atheism


he probably felt so proud making it

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/16/12 2:58:00 PM
#191:


http://imgur.com/9dY8v

new #1 for worst thing ever

in this image, an atheist ridicules his brother by using the fact that he was BORN PREMATURELY to try and prove his point

if this was like...a random person doing it to a random person it would be bad

but to a brother? to another family member? only with atheism

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MarvelousGerbil
04/16/12 3:10:00 PM
#192:


Not sure why you needed to bump both of your topics with the same message...

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/16/12 3:14:00 PM
#193:


Because in the other topic it was the new worst thing ever and in this one it was a hall of fame s*** atheists say

as for the direct copy paste i have been doing HW all day and am experiencing a recoil of laziness

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Westbrick
04/16/12 3:14:00 PM
#194:


That picture was actually pretty reasonable, Sess. Dumb**** doesn't value school and gets called out on it, no foul.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/16/12 3:16:00 PM
#195:


"appreciate science! it got you cured of cancer! if it werent for science you would have been s*** out of luck and dead!"

while he is technically correct (like most s*** atheists say) its still just completely unnecessarily jackassish

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Liquid Wind
04/16/12 3:26:00 PM
#196:


it's not something to be said out of the blue, but when someone says **** like "school is pointless" they're asking to get their feelings hurt, fair
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MarvelousGerbil
04/16/12 3:27:00 PM
#197:


But it's not completely unnecessarily jackassish for a Christian to say "lol being educate is stupid"?

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/16/12 3:30:00 PM
#198:


Liquid Wind posted...
it's not something to be said out of the blue, but when someone says **** like "school is pointless" they're asking to get their feelings hurt, fair

It's fine if he was like "you are stupid"

but pulling a card like "you were a premature baby durrr" is not (censor bypass)

its incredibly easy to understand and i am legitimately concerned that people dont get this

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/16/12 3:30:00 PM
#199:


MarvelousGerbil posted...
But it's not completely unnecessarily jackassish for a Christian to say "lol being educate is stupid"?

Incredible difference being being ignorant and being an a******

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pjbasis
04/16/12 3:35:00 PM
#200:


From: ToukaOone | #157
But my question is, is there any way to find out if the universe we live in is discernible or not? What makes you think that it's not discernible, or that discernibility is uncertain?


I think I got what you're saying.

Yeah, there is no way to really decide if things are discernible or not. We assume it is, because we get nowhere otherwise.

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