Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with Doom: The Excellence of Electrocution.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Yeah you did because many of us were predicting a hybrid because of it.

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Where did poliwrath come from? He has Misty's starmie as well.

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From: Achromatic | #049
note: Nearly 60k word story without any sort of plot mapping.

o__O

I am such an idiot lmao :D

<__< You said it, not me.

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As a small note Doom for the next couple of weeks is going to enter a bit of a slow update cycle as I sort out other projects (note: This is mostly Naruto fanfic/actual book) unless there is an outpouring of demand for Doom.

Doctor Doom did not suffer failure, even his own. So Doom did what he always did when he was in a bad mood: Set half a dozen people on fire.

The denizens of the Pokecenter never saw it coming, and perhaps that was for the best, as Doom left the local Nurse Joy to find the duster out of the broom closet to clean up the ashes of the victims. Doom had research to do.

Doom went to his lab and saw a Pokémon furiously kicking a training dummy as Meowth did a very poor Doctor Doom impression in a pathetic attempt to inspire the Pokémon to work harder. Oddly enough the lackluster training method appeared to work, which made Doom pleased with himself; Doom wouldn’t want something with such low standards to have Doom for its master anyway. Despite that Doom made two notes instantaneously: Kick something later and have that something be Meowth for his poor attempt at mimicking him.

Doom pulled out the truck he had shrink rayed earlier from his cloak and placed it onto the examining platform of a very big computer.

That’s right, Doom has a shrink ray.

Doom pressed in a few parameters and watched as the computer began to chew through the data of the package inside the truck. Soon a message appeared on the screen stating that it would take fifteen minutes to fully decode everything inside. This displeased Doom. A moment and a burning pile of computer parts later a new computer was sitting in front of Doom appearing to shake, or perhaps shiver, slightly as it told Doom its analysis would be competed in thirty-seven seconds. It would take Doom longer to build a completely new computer from the scraps of the last two and so Doom let the matter slide.

For now.

Doom thought of ways to destroy the computer if it was even a second late but the data managed to appear on the screen early. Doom might just keep this computer around.

For now.

Doom assimilated the facts of the report into his mind effortlessly and promptly made the computer explode. It turns out five seconds makes a world of difference on something’s life expectancy. That note to make things explode more often was one of Doom’s better ideas in his mind, and that was saying something.

Doom went over to his massive library and started to look in the “M” section for any historical data on the Pokémon known as Mew. After all, reading was fundamental.

To maiming all of your enemies as horrifically and efficiently as possible.

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I enjoyed the update and await expansion on the story with baited breath.

For now.

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Not even electronics are safe

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As a small note Doom for the next couple of weeks is going to enter a bit of a slow update cycle as I sort out other projects (note: This is mostly Naruto fanfic/actual book) unless there is an outpouring of demand for Doom.

I f***ing demand Doom.

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demand is not nearly a strong enough word.

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up up up

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You are still writing more Naruto?

Dang it, I really need to get back to reading that if I am ever going to catch up.

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Doomp

BOOM

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Tag for DOOM.

More Doom!

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We demand DOOM!

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That's 5x demand so far...

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IT IS NEVER ENOUGH FOR DOOM!

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However I am not Doom so have an update:

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Doctor Doom didn't take long to complete anything, much less something as simple and straightforward as research and soon he was off again to explore the city of Vermillion. Doom decided it was prudent to allow Meowth to continue to train the fighting Pokémon while the cat was focused instead of prattling on about whatever whimsy struck his minion. One day Doom was going to blow up that Meowth for talking too much and the necromancy required to revive him from such a manner of death involved not blowing things up.

Doom didn’t care for that branch of necromancy.

Doom’s sightseeing was going as well as anything could without explosions or a plot behind his actions.

Just kidding, of course Doom had a plot behind his actions.

Doom entered a building with a sign out front that labeled it as the Pokémon fan club. Doom didn’t like that all fans could enter. He would have to discuss policy and membership fee structure with whoever operated this shabby organization.

This could get messy.

Doom was greeted by an older gentleman with a hat. “Hello there and welcome to the Pokémon fan club where we all love Pokémon in the least offensive and violent way possible! Have time for a chat?”

Doom immediately did not like this man. “No, Doom does not have time for-“

“Great, glad to hear it! So I want to talk about the greatest most wonderful Pokémon that there is. That’d be my Rapidash, of course. Rapidash is really the best species of Pokémon by far and mine is simply the best! It is so cute… lovely…smart…plus…amazing…you think so?”

“Doom did not say anything, fool,” Doom ground out. He had already began to ignore most of the words out of the man’s mouth as he weighed his options here.

“Oh yes…it…stunning… …kindly…love it! Hug it…when…sleeping… …warm and cuddly… … spectacular … … ravishing… Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long!”

Doom punched his hand straight through the man’s head, killing him with more mercy than the fool deserved. “Yes, you did keep me too long.”

The other members of the Pokémon fan club, who had learned a long time ago to be silent when their president spoke about Rapidash, let out a cheer.

One of them stepped forward. “Thank you for saving us, great hero. He kept us prisoner here and made us listen to his story repeatedly, even going so far as to threaten our families if we did not stay.”

Doom looked down at the blood and guts on his gauntlet and shrugged. Doom was the hero after all; that this was the truth of the matter did not come as any surprise to him. “Doom is a hero! All that I ask in return is that you install me as your new president and stand aside as I shape this ragged club into my own image.”

Everyone agreed immediately and Doom nodded his head. Finally some place in this world that did not need to be told to kneel. They would be rewarded in the best manner possible for this.

They would be subjects of the great Doom.

For some reason after reading that, I've got the image in my head of Doom riding on Rapidash as it stomps and fireblasts anything in its way.
Though, it's not like that is a bad thing.

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Yessss


About time that president met his Doom at the hands of Doom

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He should practice some explosive necromancy on the dead president now.

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That was fantastic.

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But how will Doom get his bike voucher?!

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From: Anagram | #073
But how will Doom get his bike voucher?!

...Do you not read this story? <_<

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Yay! Hate that dude. >_>

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I can't wait for the bike guy to try and rip off Doom with his horrible prices.

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From: Maniac64 | #076
I can't wait for the bike guy to try and rip off Doom with his horrible prices.

Two people who don't read my story.

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Maybe you should have Meowth use the Bike more often, so the feeble-minded peasants don't forget! :D

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Perhaps!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6803324/38/Doom

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Achromatic posted...
...Do you not read this story? <_<

But how will Doom get his second bike and connect the two so that he can make a two-seated bike and go on picnics with Reed?

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From: Anagram | #080
Achromatic posted...
...Do you not read this story? <_<

But how will Doom get his second bike and connect the two so that he can make a two-seated bike and go on picnics with Reed?

Do you wish to die?

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Doomy, Doomy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy, all for the love of Doom,
It won't be a stylish great deed,
I can't afford to kill Reed,
But you'd look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made from two

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From: Anagram | #082
Doomy, Doomy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy, all for the love of Doom,
It won't be a stylish great deed,
I can't afford to kill Reed,
But you'd look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made from two

b**** don't speak to me I am Doctor Victor Von Doom
Going to fright you so bad you will beg to go back into your momma's womb!
I am eternal, everlasting
Check your journal, you die by my blasting!
Doom is going to knock open your skull
You won't last longer than those filthy wretched skrull
I hate Reed, now I hate you as well
Too late to concede, DOOM SENDS YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL

On a dark pokehighway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the diglett, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy; An exclamation mark;
A trainer wants to fight.
There he stood in the doorway;
Using monsters and not spell
And I was thinking to myself,
"Fighting Doom'll be Hell."
Then he billowed his cloak and shouted dramatically
There was a voice from his mask,
I thought I heard him say...

Welcome to the Doom of Dooms,
Such a lovely Doom
Such a lovely Doom
Plenty of room to get Doomed
Any time of year
You can find it here

He threw out a Starmie, it got the Mercedes bends
He had a talking Meowth but he, didn't think it was a friend
How it cowered behind his leg, sweet Starmie sweat.
Some use swift to remember, some swift to forget

So I called up my Raichu,
"Please bring it the hurt"
It said, "Raichu raichu raichu," and I think I heard Doom snort
And still those voices are calling from far away,
When I yelled out thunderbolt
Only to Doom say

Welcome to the Doom of Dooms
Such a lovely Doom
Such a lovely Doom
You won't be livin' after Doom
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring a change of pants

Cyborg Starmies on the grass,
The cyborg Hypno too
And Doom said "You are all just subjects of Doom, of my own dervice"
He took out a mind control ray
He stole my beast
Then he took my other pokeballs,
And he said to me...

Last thing I remember, I was
Falling to the floor
I had to beg on my knees
Saying I'll go everywhor
"Relax," said the Doom man
"You are programmed by my ray

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
You are programmed by my ray.
You can tell people of the Doom any time you like,
But you can never cease."

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Serious talk that was terrible Anagram goodness.

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From: Achromatic | #077
Two people who don't read my story.

Oh, forgot he had one already.

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Not to mention the mere thought of trying to rip off Doom or indeed suggest he can't have a bike because he doesn't have a voucher...

I'm sure you can guess how healthy that is!

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From: Anagram | #082
Doomy, Doomy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy, all for the love of Doom,
It won't be a stylish great deed,
I can't afford to kill Reed,
But you'd look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made from two

Amazing

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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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I see it was a mistake to update Doom today.

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From: Achromatic | #089
I see it was a mistake to update Doom today.

Be careful with your words. Doom wouldn't hesitate to smite the author of his own story and take over.

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I say it was an amazing choice for any choice made by Doom is amazing

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More Doom is never a mistake.

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Doom demands a bump.

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Anagram, that wasn't very good. But I was still cracking up during the whole thing, so I guess you did well.

You should be a writer for Tim and Eric or something :P

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Anagram has made it so every time I think about this story I get very sad and think about something else.

Geesh.

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Achromatic posted...
Anagram has made it so every time I think about this story I get very sad and think about something else.

Geesh.

I'm sorry, Chris. Please continue with more Doom stories.

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Achromatic posted...
Anagram has made it so every time I think about this story I get very sad and think about something else.

Geesh.

Just think about the painful death he would receive if Doom were here now!

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up

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Boom

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Doom will live.

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