Tag Title Match:B8UCA Tag Team Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (XIII_rocks and Whiskey Nick) vs Boko United (Boko, The Boko United Champion Dante , and GTM) I’m a big fan of these guys and crazy Freebird teams, so let’s do this! Sorry Team Extha, but I don’t have to follow rankings.
Undercard
Melee Mayhem Title Match:B8UCA Melee Mayhem Champion Alec vs GTM vs Maniac64 vs A Bear The MM wheel selected Fatal Four Way for this one. A little boring for my tastes but I feel this group will guarantee a fun match.
Modern Warfare Preview Match: The Alec Soaring Eagle vs Haguile Modern Warfare seems likely to be Combat vs Ruin, and XIII likes to brag that his show always wins these things. Let’s see how this one goes for him. Plus, the Eagle is always fun to see.
There are not enough stipulation matches in this card: Sir Chris vs Dr_Football More stips are always better so here’s a Ladder match. Winning this will clearly cement one of these guys as a contender for the HW title (Or maybe the Boko United Championship). Three votes in a row will get you the win.
Wheel of Opponents tun turn turn...: King Chronic vs JeffreyRaze ...tell me the people who I must book. Oh looks like it’s the King vs Mr. Money in the Bank! This should be a good match.
You wanted it, you got it: Rad Link vs KommunistKoala vs swirldude vs ctes Rad Link has been asking for a taste of my booking. Now he gets a chance to compete in the match I brought to the UCA. A BLINDFOLD MATCH!
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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris
XIII/Nick vs Boko/Dante/GTM Alec vs GTM vs Maniac vs A Bear Justin_Crossing vs Haguile Sir Chris vs Dr_Football Chronic1000 vs JeffreyRaze Wrestler 1 vs Wrestler 2 vs Wrestler 3 vs Wrestler 4 (no, the wrestlers are not necessarily in the same order as listed on the card)
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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris
From: XIII_rocks | #007 And god dammit I had been thinking of doing a blindfold match but with...different stipulations. Maybe in a couple of weeks I'll use my version.
Also did you just put a bunch of Ruin-only guys on your card? (Or just Haguile in this case)
Man I debuted the Blindfold match over a year ago. I'm just sad it isn't in the MM gimmick list. And the only Ruin-only guy I used is in a special inter-brand promotional match for Modern Warfare so its cool.
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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris
[Rad Link 5 stumbles out to the ramp, blindfolded and holding a microphone.]
I know I don't have to put the blindfold on until I'm in the ring, but damn it, I don't half-ass my matches!
Now some of you may have forgotten, but a few days ago at Lethal Lottery, an event I was only a part of because someone tricked Bombadil into thinking I was returning, I was attacked mid-match by a ferocious bear. I had to be rushed to the hospital where I was diagnosed with, among other things, a concussion. I believed whoever has forced me back into competition was trying to catch me unprepared so they could see me lose, but I see now that they want much more than that.
This person wants me dead.
Or maybe they just want me hurt so badly that I can never compete again. Maybe they didn't believe I would stay retired and wanted to make sure of it. Well it's not going to happen. Now that I'm back, I'm here to stay, and there is no way I'm letting them get their way.
I've had an idea since the bear attack of who it is behind all this. Obviously it wasn't the bear, because a bear could never be this cunning. Plus, I've never had problems with any bears. That bear was just a hired hitman. The person behind this is someone I quarreled with here in the UCA before leaving; that much I'm sure of. He's someone who doesn't think I should ever compete again.
I'm almost positive I know who it is, but I'm not quite ready to say so. But next week... that might be another story.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I can't see s***.
[Rad Link 5 tosses the microphone away and blindly stumbles towards the ring, trying to feel his way down the ramp.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5260/belikemommy.jpg
*a bear emerges from the crowd as a blindfolded rad link 5 tries to make his way to the ring. the bear grabs rad link and tosses him hard into the barricade, then into the steel steps, then piledrives him, and finally rolls his unconscious body into the ring to start the match. because everyone is blindfolded, the match goes on as normal.*
*cue "Power" as ZeroSignal and DaGeneticFreak roll out in ZS's Honda Civic. DaGeneticFreak accidentally botches the car door opening, something that will surely headline UCA Botchamania III. ZS comes to the ring and takes a mic...*
Maniac, I do not fear your ignorance of the power rankings one bit for one reason and one reason only! Master of Penguins, 2009 and a small part of 2010, you were taken in under the wings of Tecknic and I before you were EVER a star. The only reason you're still in this world is because I don't feel like taking you from it! *crowd boos*
Now... it's true that DpOblivion and I fell a few notches short of achieving stardom against Whiskey on the Rocks, but I'm not letting that loss keep me from my next goal. I promised the world that I would become Lightweight Champion before 2012 comes to an end, and I intend to keep that promise to the fullest extent! The first step was beating Crimson Ocean and Kamikaze Potato on Wednesday afternoon. Everyone knows I had that match won, but while I was pinning Crimson Ocean, that miserable cretin KP decided at the last second to drape HIS arm across Crimson, making it look like we both pinned CO at the same time.
However, I will let my actions speak for themselves next week, as I will not only defeat Kamikaze Potato, but I will also defeat Mister America, and then go on to easily become the NEXT Lightweight Champion!
*Zero and DaGeneticFreak pose for the cameras and fans. All six of them.*
-- http://www.facebook.com/zerosignal The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing - Edmund Burke
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
Maniac, I do not fear your ignorance of the power rankings one bit for one reason and one reason only! Master of Penguins, 2009 and a small part of 2010, you were taken in under the wings of Tecknic and I before you were EVER a star. The only reason you're still in this world is because I don't feel like taking you from it! *crowd boos*
I have not forgotten how much you and Tecknic helped me back when I was an eternal LW who had no chance at gold. I learned much from the two of you and appreciate you taking me in back then.
That said, I have grown much since that time and am now not only a former MM, MW, and Tag Team champion who has been a top contender for the HW title. I am also the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and have even led my own successful stable. While you were away I continued to grow in power and skill to the point where your threats sound oh so hollow in my ears.
While I would normally reward past friendships like ours, unfortunately you are a member of Ruin and therefore not eligible for booking except as a tag team (or in Haguile's match but that would ruin the fun). And I am not rewarding Team Extha.
-- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
*is a man possessed picking GTM up over his head and tossing him into the crowd, delivering some vicious sweet chin music to Dante and finally executing the OtR on Boko off the top turnbuckle through the announce table*
WHISKEY!
*tags in XIII*
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Whiskey Nick at work The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8