i have reformed my wicked ways, i hope you all understand and can support me in my decision to change my sexual orientation.
you see, i chose to be gay because it was cool and edgy, but now gay people are cool. **** that, i am gonna be underground again like the cool dude i am.
anyway board 8 i just wanted to let you know
that i have released him
you slowly look behind you and see
A velociraptor!!!
What do you do?
A) Pet the velociraptor. He just wants love like everybody else. B) C) Try to eat him before he eats you. D) Rip out your own intestines and use them to strangle him.
You decide to try to eat the raptor before he eats you. You chomp down on his feathery, rough skin.
"WHAT THE **** DUDE THAT TOTALLY HURTS A LOT" he yells and throws you across the room
you see the raptor begin to reflect on things after this traumatic experience
"WOW I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH PAIN I WAS CAUSING OTHERS. MAYBE I HAVE BEEN WRONG. MAYBE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST KILLING AND EATING EVERYONE."
you feel as though perhaps you have hit a breakthrough with the raptor, and maybe he will come around to see things your way, as you comfort him and pat him on the shoulder
"YOU KNOW IM NOT A BAD GUY. I AM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE LOVED." says the raptor
"really?" you ask, excited that maybe you could survive this one
"**** NO I AINT GAY" says the raptor, who then bites off your face