Team XIII qualification Battle Royal: Almost all the Ruin HWs and MWs At Modern Warfare Team XIII will be taking on Team Tom in a 4-on-4 match, and if Team XIII wins we each get to book a Combat! I have three members of Team XIII set. But since this is a show booked by TagTeamTeddy I will do something in the spirit of Teddy Long to figure out the final member - a BATTLE ROYAL!
Undercard as booked by TagTeamTeddy
LW Tournament Finals: KamikazePotato vs ZeroSignal aka The Raven vs. Mister_America Rules are rules, playa. So tonight, the three of you will be participating... in a triple threat match! And the winner will be... the #1 Contender for the Lightweight Championship!
We Need A Winner:B8UCA MW Champion Sess and ExThaNemesis vs. War and B8UCA Champion TheKnightOfNee Now Sess, I know you like beating people in user contests, but last week you went to a draw with Nee. So tonight! Our main event will be... a tag team match! You and ExThaNemesis... against Nee and War!
Six Man Tag Match, Playa:B8UCA Tag Team Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (Whiskey_Nick and XIII_Rocks) and Haguile vs. CrimsonOcean, jdizzy156 & foolmo Now Haguile, you may not want to win a match, playa, but I know some people who do! So tonight! You will be teaming with... Whiskey on the Rocks! And you will be facing... the losers of the Lightheavyweight Tournament! Holla holla!
Tag Team Match, Playa: JONALEON1 and Ayvuir vs. ZaziGuado and NioraptH I saw the four of you on the roster list at the same time. So tonight! JONALEON1 will be teaming with Ayvuir... against ZaziGuado, in his final Ruin match! And also NioraptH!
One-on-One:B8UCA LW Champion eaedwards vs. BIGPUN9999 Now eaedwards, I don't know about all this time travel nonsense, but tonight, you will go one-on-one... with The Great Hispanic BIGPUN9999! And I know you're both disappointed, but don't be! Because the winner gets... a TagTeamTeddy coupon! The coupon can be redeemed for a Tag Team Match of your choosing! Whenever you want*!
*Unless someone you want to participate in the match is already scheduled for a match.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
I refuse to be in this match, take me out and let ExTha fight this disgrace of a match by himself. I have demanded for WEEKS that he fight me one on one...the end of an era...and he has not responded with even a simple yes or no. And now he is leeching off of me in a tag team match? F*** this.
*tags in ExTha and storms to the back*PUN - 3
Hurt Extha Zero vs. America War/Nee XIII/Nick/Haguile Zazi/Nio BIGPUN
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America- That's me DUDE War/Nee- Me and the marks are crazy for that Nee Guy Crim/jdizzy/foolmo- Gota cheer for the UNDERDOGS, BROTHER Zazi/Nio- I like Asian chicks, man. eaed - Good match, dude
[No one is coming out. After a little while, the music stops and Rad Link 5 is on the titantron with a "via satellite" note.]
I'm sorry I couldn't be there tonight. You see, I'm very busy not being ambushed by hired hitmen.
[The camera cuts to the audience. What appears to be a bear wearing a baseball cap, Groucho Marx glasses, and Whiskey on the Rocks t-shirt in a poor attempt at a disguise can be seen briefly.]
I have a message for the man out for my career. I don't know if you're watching tonight, but I'm sure the message will get back to you. In the coming weeks, I will show you exactly what happens to someone who not only tries to hurt me, but can't even be brave enough to do it themselves. You won't know when it'll happen. You won't know where it'll happen. Just know that when it happens, I will leave you with nothing...
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[The titantron turns off.]
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