Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-24: I Used to Rule the World

(+) Yeah! (+)

From: ZaziGuado | #299
Consider me impressed. I have been humbled by eaed. This further proves that the LW division is night in and night out the best division the UCA has to offer, and I think all the current LWs can agree. I can see the end of days on the horizon for the HW division's undeserved prestige.
I agree my friend. I am glad to have fought against you!

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From: ZaziGuado | #299

Consider me impressed. I have been humbled by eaed. This further proves that the LW division is night in and night out the best division the UCA has to offer, and I think all the current LWs can agree. I can see the end of days on the horizon for the HW division's undeserved prestige.

Personally I feel that you deserve another shot. It was every inch as close and as good a match as I had anticipated. A draw is very inconclusive.

That said, WC is due another shot. I think a triple-threat is in order, but it will have to wait until you are all eliminated from KotB.

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Win or lose...

It matters not...

The egos rise...

delay their fall...

Their lips kiss...

for temporary bliss.

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!!!

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Tom, I appreciate the excellent judgement you have shown by making me, Sir Cobain, "Mr. Combat" the number one seed for the HW title tournament. I'm glad that this company has at least one GM who has the ability to recognize and reward greatness when they are in the presence of it. And by "it" I of course mean me.

As for everyone else. Just sit back and watch as I take back the title that I deserve to hold.

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Ruin/KotB R1 Results

ExTha 6-11 ZeroSignal
OK so ExTha is a joke now and faces imminent demotion. Stunning performance from ZeroSig, who takes the lead in the HW title round-robin.

KP/Haguile 9-9 Crim/Nio
Wow. BOTH of these teams advance to the fatal-four way final match! Swirly Oaks vs. Kamikaze Detectives vs. Boobs and Violence vs. Team Two-Star!

Koala 10-7 ertyu
Koala advances to face JONALEON next week on Ruin!

Sess 13-3 Crim
Sess recovers from his MW title loss with a DOMINANT display.

Maniac 16-0 ngirl
And he will face the MELEE MAYHEM Champion, Maniac, after a rare shutout!

Nio 5-11 fool
And we have our first real shocker of the tournament! Ruin's lowest-ranked LW, foolmo, eliminates Nio! I really need to look at Ruin's rankings system.

Raze 10-6 jdizzy
Mr. Money in the Bank ran way with this one in the end!

Reg 13-4 Caelus
Caelus' great early run comes to a shuddering halt here.

War 7-10 Zazi
...good lord. These rankings are so messed up. Zazi advances to face Reg.

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KING OF THE BOARD ROUND 2. CHECK OUT THESE MATCHES NEXT WEEK ON RUIN!

1 JONA vs. 16 Koala
8 Sess vs. 9 Maniac

29 fool vs. 13 Raze
5 Reg vs. 21 Zazi

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Excellent work XFL!

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Stay tuned for the biggest Combat of all time.

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It's time for another edition of XIII DECIDES!

Two matches in particular this week on Ruin confounded my current rankings system and I think I need to sort that out.

So I have decided a couple of things. First, there has been a change to the HW title Round-Robin order. NEXT WEEK, Haguile will face ExThaNemesis...leaving Zerosignal free. Zerosignal, the same man who comfortably beat ExTha.

Another person free is Niorapth, who lost decisively to foolmo in KotB.

As a result, next week we will see Nio vs. ZeroSig in a particularly special promotion match. If ZeroSig wins, promotions and relegations will occur, yes - but to which division? That will be determined by the margin of victory. A win by only a couple of votes would see him become a MW. A win like the one he dolled out to ExTha, however, would see him instantly propelled to HW.

Don't worry, though. ExTha and foolmo's positions, among others, will be analyzed after their current preoccupations are finished with.

I have also decided that all 3 of my champions - Nee, KCF and eaed - will take part in a six-man tag match against past, future and present challengers for their respective titles. The man Nee narrowly beat at Lethal Lottery, BIGPUN. A promising MW competitor and potential champion, swirldude. And lastly, eaed's current foe, Warning_Crazy.

All that and the aforementioned four KotB matches! I'm particularly looking forward to Sess/Maniac, and Reg/Zazi could also be a close one! Only on TUESDAY NIGHT RUIN, THE PREMIER SHOW IN EPOP ENTERTAINMENT!

Tune in next week for more XIII DECIDES!



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Maniac 16-0 ngirl
And he will face the MELEE MAYHEM Champion, Maniac, after a rare shutout!

O_O

LET CHAOS REIGN!

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poisoned...

plagued...

hear the screams...

the cries...

the begging...

help me...

no, help is the cause...

save me...

no, salvation is the death...

end me...

no, the end is the beginning...

i am the hero...

he is the victim...

you are the villain...

all are heroes...

all are victims...

All is villain.

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(As seen on Combat)

[The lights in the arena go out.]



[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ramp, holding a microphone in one hand, and a Slurpee (a type of frozen drink for you people who have never seen a 7-11) in the other.]

The powers-that-be have, again, neglected to book me in any meaningful way. In fact, this time I'm not booked at all!

[Rad Link takes a sip of his Slurpee.]

One of the most active members of the roster, and they ignore him. Well, that's fine. Because I'm in the King of the Board tournament. So let them ignore me. Let people not take me seriously. Let me fly under the radar. I'm one of the few people here who's never held a single UCA title, and coming into this tournament, I wouldn't have it any other way. That makes me the hungriest one here.

[Rad Link takes another sip.]

Now, for the past few weeks, I've spoken at length to you all about Nee's nefarious activities around Yellowstone park. Well... don't worry about it for now. Nee's not important for the time being.

I mean something's definitely going on at Yellowstone. Just take a look at what happened over the weekend.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/09/us-usa-death-yellowstone-idUSBRE85802820120609

[Rad Link takes a long sip from his Slurpee while the audience takes the article in.]

I don't think that's a coincidence. I received an email from someone that day that read "Who is this? I found your email here and there is something I have to tell you right away." I responded to the email, but I've not received a response back. If it's what it seems like, the mere thought of this makes me sick to my stomach.

[Rad Link takes another long sip.]

Something dark is going on behind the scenes of the UCA, but none of you in the crowd need to worry your pretty little heads about it. Just enjoy the show. This year's King of the Board tournament will be the best yet, I assure you.

BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!

... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.



[Rad Link 5 heads to the back, drinking from his Slurpee.]

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Hello, everyone. I'm Wade Barrett and I'm here to celebrate one of my fellow countrymen. This man has done a lot for this company and I'm taking a week out of my busy schedule, as I recover from injury, to celebrate a true giant of the industry.

It is approaching one year since the man known as XIII_rocks made his UCA debut with this simple, humble post.

XIII_rocks | Posted on 6/21/2011 9:49:39 AM
What is this

Since then he has developed into an instant classic; a true torchbearer for every new UCA competitor. In just one year, this man has captured the Grand Slam Championship - in record time. He became a record-setting LW champion. He has become the General Manager of Ruin. He helped mastermind the brand split. He pioneered the Smash Bros match, was in one of Epopmania's two Main Events, and has recruited and promoted a plethora of new, talented superstars.

Over the next week I will be counting down XIII's top 7 UCA moments, one per day, until we get to the anniversary of his arrival on the 21st of June.

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Oh, this is too much. Who hired Wade Barrett to come here and talk about me? I don't want to take these people's valuable time by showing them my best UCA moments! They have more important things to care about like what will happen with the BEAR and RL5, or the apparent Boko Utd/XFL merge!

I mean come on, do you guys really want to spend time over the next week looking at my best moments? That seems kind of over-the-to-

[Crowd cheers wildly]

...Man, seriously? Alright then, I guess! I'm not complaining! I look forward to this compilation, Wade!

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why do we care about xiii_rocks again

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Cause he controls his own camera time.

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A woman died, and we're getting XIII video packages.

Typical attempt at distracting the public from the seedy backstage activity of UCA.

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From: Maniac64 | Posted: 6/13/2012 7:32:04 PM | #317

Cause he controls his own camera time.

Yes, but why do we care

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its like wwe writing

xiii knows what we should care about more than we do

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From: Sir Cobain | Posted: 6/13/2012 7:37:29 PM | #320

its like wwe writing

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From: Sir Cobain | #320

its like wwe writing

xiii knows what we should care about more than we do

Nah I don't! One of the reasons I was reluctant to do this is because you guys in the back might not like it...but the fans seem to want it and by golly if I'm not going to give them what they so clearly want!


But whoever got Wade Barrett of all people to come to UCA all the way from WWE...wow. Thanks, whoever you are.

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Oh and I donated money to that woman's charity, but I did it anonymously. However I won't have my character assassinated so whatevs.

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I do things for money and games.

From: XIII_rocks | #323
Oh and I donated money to that woman's charity, but I did it anonymously. However I won't have my character assassinated so whatevs.
Offering her daughter money for the funeral in exchange for a quickie doesnt count as charity!

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For now, I shall request that the XFL stays independent, as I make my journey to Boko United

I consider all members of the XFL equal, so if anyone wants to assume "leadership" they may.

For now, the key is to help each other in their respective brackets and bring glory to the XFL

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From: XIII_rocks | #323
Oh and I donated money to that woman's charity
That woman didn't have a charity.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but someone scammed you, man.

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*"Power" plays as ZeroSignal drives his Honda Civic to the entrance ramp. DaGeneticFreak gets out of the passenger's seat, while ZS gets out and makes his way to the ring*

Last week, we all saw yours truly rake in the benefits when I destroyed my former leader for a second time, leading me to believe that the defection to the XFL was in fact a good idea. And earlier today, I had the best performance out of anyone in Team XFL during the chamber matchup. But when you start adding cell walls, ladders, tables, chairs, car doors, barbwire tables, pirates, ninjas, pirate-ninjas, and robot pirates, it all becomes too much for ZeroSignal to handle, especially while dealing with the remaining members of Boko United.

But we're still in the midst of a new era, and I have chosen to respect Dr. Football's decision to keep the XFL independent. Despite my successes lately, I am not ready yet to lead a stable; we all saw what happened when I tried leading Master of Penguins three years ago.

So Boko United, enjoy the victory while you can, because the XFL will come back stronger than ever, and I will destroy Nio to launch myself back where I belong in the Heavyweight division and become a three time UCA Heavyweight Champion!

*"Power" plays again as ZS poses while DaGeneticFreak does pushups*

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I swear to God, I'll pistol-whip the next person that says shenanigans!

This Wade Barret has nothing on the Power of the Future. As for WC I wish you luck against me!

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From: Rad Link 5 | #326

From: XIII_rocks | #323
Oh and I donated money to that woman's charity
That woman didn't have a charity.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but someone scammed you, man.

Really? Dammit. Oh well, I suppose it's the thought that counts.

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But when you start adding cell walls, ladders, tables, chairs, car doors, barbwire tables, pirates, ninjas, pirate-ninjas, and robot pirates, it all becomes too much for ZeroSignal to handle

Man, that's when it gets good!

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All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

wade barrett?

oh yeah Mr. Lazarou, Esq is injured or something

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Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

Combat Super Card Results

XIII > Tom 11-5
Welcome to the Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Faction Tom

Maniac won the FIRST EVER Elimination Hell in a Cell TLC Chamber Match MOTY Contender
Dr. Football now leaves his beloved XFL for the green grasses of Boko United

Nee > Sess 12-6
Nee retains his belt in dominant fashion

Whiskey Nick > Sir Chris 10-8 in a first blood match
Oh yes it feels so good to make Chris bleed

Cobain/Zazi > Haguile 13-5
Special Ref Pun was fair and down the middle ... too bad no one else was

Chronic won the excellence on a pole match
He now has a "Results Reversal Card" which he may use to reverse the results of any match he is in, but not to win a title, it can be used to retain one though.

Reg/Ctes/KCF > America/Bear/Caelus 12-6
Who knew?

WC > Crimson > Ertyu 12-4-3
WC destroys this Triple Threat

eaed > eddv 11-8
eaed wins the better brother match

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From: Whiskey_Nick | #812
Who knew?
I did

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Yeah, but 3 established strong users against a Bear, a guy on a massive losing streak and Caelus ... who could have seen that coming?

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WC with another great performance.



Time for a miniature edition of XIII DECIDES!

I have decided that eaed, Zazi and WC will face-off in a triple threat for the LW title on next week's Eruption! It is rare to see a title defended on that show and I think this would be a great time to put the title up for grabs, with the other two shows largely being taken up by King of the Board matches.

I would also like to welcome Tom to the Whiskey on the Rocks™ brand faction. I am sure with this powerful new acquisition, Whiskey on the Rocks™ can really become a successful global brand and bring more joy to millions with our wonderful array of products.

Thank you!



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Corporate Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Faction.

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There's nothing "corporate" about Whiskey on the Rocks™!

Technically, yes, Whiskey on the Rocks™ brand is a "corporation" but that word conjures up an image of cold, lack of personality. We are by the people, for the people; we couldn't be more different to Tom's old, self-serving "corporation"!

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From: Whiskey_Nick | #332
eaed > eddv 11-8
eaed wins the better brother match
?! Well. Just one small step towards the future!

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Eruption tomorrow because I am tired of not playing TEW >_>

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Hello everybody! It's time to start the countdown. Despite his insistence that he didn't want all this fuss made of his one-year anniversary with UCA, I sent XIII this video earlier to upload to his channel. So without further ado, here is #7 on the countdown!



Yes, XIII main-evented Serious Survival, one of the company's Big Four PPVs, only a few months after joining the company! It was certainly impressive as XIII, who held the LW title at the time, played a key part in ensuring his team, the Haguile Third Foundation Rail, walked away with the gold.

This was probably the peak of the Haguile Third Rail Foundation's power, as they dominated Semi's team and won the main event in a crushing 5-0 whitewash.

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haguile third foundation's rail

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[The crowd is wildly cheering "THIR-TEEN! THIR-TEEN! THIR-TEEN!"]



[The crowd goes insane]

Man, guys. I didn't think you guys would like the list so much. It means a lot! I guess I'll see you tomorrow, Wade and everybody else! Thanks again!



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*War is standing in front of a fence about 100 yards from a building, hands occasionally twitching, wearing a tattered suit*

It would seem that there's a problem. I was expecting to be at Combat, to appear for the first time ever, but my train, well, it took me to the wrong town, a detour that will keep me away from shows for the next week. But you see, that's just perfect, it's everything I ask from the world. Something that the UCA fails to offer.

The UCA has been embroiled in something that nobody really likes, that never helps anyone, a stable war.

In a stable war, there's no danger, there's no excitement. And that's because everyone is watching each other's backs. Everyone is so busy watching backs that they can't look forward! I couldn't be at Combat in the flesh, so Whiskey Nick, you think I didn't succeed. You think nothing I did worked. Why is that, is it because I don't have class like you?

*War pulls out a bottle of Whiskey on the Rocks™ Brand Whiskey and a cigar*

Forward-lookers like me, we always have everything we need because the entire world is just sitting there, waiting to be taken! It begs for a touch, a taste of what they could be if they stand up to the perils of existing.

A stable war is just the opposite. It limits what people can be by forcing things like 'sides' and 'armies'. A man should be his own side, his own army. Stability prevents this.

*War reaches for a lighter, fiddling with it, failing to get a flame*

What I bring is sorta like this lighter, it works...when you least expect it.

*the flame comes up, and War drops it in surprise. A trail of fire begins to curve towards the building*

And the problem with an big force is that it's always just where you think it'll be.

*War holds up his cigar, and the camera zooms out, showing a sign above his head saying 'Whiskey on the Rocks™ Brand Whiskey Distillery', before the building explodes*

Ta ta for now.

*War takes a swig of the now on-fire Whiskey on the Rocks™ Brand Whiskey and walks off*

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...

See, Wade, THIS is why I didn't want to waste time on this! Now some psychopath has burned down my distillery.

Fortunately it was closed for the night so nobody was hurt, but damn...that War was probably working for the No Lynch Kru or something.

Oh well. We have a thousand distilleries all over the world so I'm sure we'll recover, but this really sucks =/

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I find the accusation that I would be sabotaging my own stable quite hurtful :\ we bros, man

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True! Maybe he was with the XFL or something. You being on the good side with us is really taking some getting used to, Tom. I apologize.

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RustyMrMokka has left the room.

. . . Why ... Not like this ... the whiskey ... it was so young ... it never even got a chance to be drank ...

WE WILL REBUILD! TALLER! WIDER! ALCOHOLER!

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WHAT....you mean I am the head of the corporation now?


NAY, I AM THE CORPORATION and I have decided that if TOM if too weak to defend this house...then I must hand the reigns to one who will destroy it utterly in the meantime.

Reg, here's the keys to the company headquarters....or should I say XFL headquarters.
Teach me how to hate again Reg. I have almost forgotten how.

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I hate to be that guy XIII, but I think looking to teams and factions to blame for an attack from a guy who is clearly a crazy anarchist just seems like a bad idea.

It's like finding a joker card at a crime scene in Gotham and blaming the Luthercorp.

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Some people just like to watch the world burn

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