Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-24: I Used to Rule the World

(+) Yeah! (+)

Yes! I have succeeded in putting on one of the greatest shows of all time for the fans. Did they get a good undercard? Yes, I was in it! Did they get a good main event? Yes, I was in that as well! Twice I entered the ring to face fierce competition and twice I came away with my belt. I am proving to be an unstoppable force, both in competition and in fan's hearts.

I was beginning to grow concerned lately. How could I keep this momentum I have going down the road? It would appear that I've hit a peak and am destined to fall back down. In what way can I even hope to gain more fans beyond the uncountable numbers I already have?

And here is where I thank Tom. In his attempt to save himself and his brand, he's given me the fuel I need to keep going strong. Strip me of the heavyweight title? Now I have one more thing in the world to fight for. It looks like my shot at taking it back won't come soon, but I will do everything necessary to win it back. And you can bet I will win it back when I get the shot, as it is a title I have never been beaten for.

You can rest easy for now Tom, keeping your belt locked away all safe and sound. But some day, I will come for that belt. And I will strap it on and display it for fans across the world to enjoy once more.

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Thank you Chris.

I see the XFL would like you to go for the HW belt. You may cash in your non-existant rematch clause any time in the future then, Sir.

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Thanks to Boko for a great match. It feels amazing to have my favorite title back! It's especially nice now that KotB is here to remind me that I am the only one in Boko United that hasn't held a HW title. I should really get on that some day...

However, while the rest of my stablemates compete to hold that belt again I will be fighting to bring a crown to Boko United! I look forward to this tournament and a chance to redeem myself after my shameful actions at last years tournament.

Here begins the road of the Chaotic King!

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A Chaotic King...

A Defiled Championship...

Multiple Tournaments...

Memories Lost...

All Allied...

Arrogant Souls...

Cheaters...

Liars...

Thieves...

Failures...

All will fall...

All must fall...

So all can be alone.

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Bleh

I was hoping to steal the tag titles after putting Alec away, but it wasn't to be.

Next time, though. Next time.

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WarThaNemesis2 posted...

A Chaotic King...

A Defiled Championship...

Multiple Tournaments...

Memories Lost...

All Allied...

Arrogant Souls...

Cheaters...

Liars...

Thieves...

Failures...

All will fall...

All must fall...

So all can be alone.

I read this in the voice of the Soul Calibur announcer guy. It was awesome.

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a tale of gimmicks and titles, eternally retold

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TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF


XIII DECIDES

I have decided that in addition to the first 7 matches from this year's King of th Board, Ruin tonight will also involve the tag-team match between the Kamikaze Detectives/Boobs and Violence!

In addition, the main event will be the first match in the HW title round-robin series: ExThaNemesis takes on ZeroSignal!



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GTM DECIDES

I am having a ham sandwich for lunch. where is UCA catering?

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From: WarThaNemesis2 | #254
A Chaotic King...

A Defiled Championship...

Multiple Tournaments...

Memories Lost...

All Allied...

Arrogant Souls...

Cheaters...

Liars...

Thieves...

Failures...

All will fall...

All must fall...

So all can be alone.
I thought this was the opening for Big O's second season.

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oh man.

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GTM ou little b**** do not imitate XIII DECIDES. Doing so confuses the audience and its presence is vital to UCA's progression

Thank you.

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Is Football still interested in using this


Or does he want to use XFL only

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Just XFL only

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XIII_rocks posted...

GTM ou little b**** do not imitate XIII DECIDES. Doing so confuses the audience and its presence is vital to UCA's progression

Thank you.

I am going to file a verbal harassment suit for that

not one calls me ou

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Not even one?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA




So it is finally time. FINALLY for Tom reward my hard work for this company with a HW title shot. Its about damn time, but I understand why you did it. You wanted me to win a tournament, youre favorite booking device of all time to win my first HW title for this company. How very cunning. It's like you remember that King ofthe Board is my BEST time of year. As a freshman in this company I went all the way to the semifinals without even WORKING here, taking down such competitors as ctes and CPU to only run into the brick wall of a future king, FFDragon( where the hell did he go by the way?) The next year it was MY YEAR to be king, as a I gained steam like an unstoppable JUGGERNAUT til you screwed me over in that "finals match" where Maniac betrayed me.

BUT, thats all over, I have made it to the top of the mountain and CASHED IN the way that only an Underdog Millionaire can. And it is my time again to lead this company out of the darkness.

FOOTBALL! They say all men are created equal. But if you look at me and you look at yourself, its pretty clear that's not true. See, NORMALLY if you take on another wrestler, you have a 50% chance of winning. But I'm the Underdog Millionaire, and I'm not NORMAL, so you have a, at best, 25% of beating me. But our match on combat is a 3way, so you only have a 33 and 1/3% chance of winning, compared to my 66 and 2/3% chance of winning, because Justin_Crossing KNOWS he cant beat me and hes not even gonna try. But then you factor in my 25% chance and you have only and 8 and 1/3% chance of winning at Combat. Meanwhile, you add my 75% chance of winning to my 66 and 2/3% chance and I have 141 and 2/3 % chance of winning at combat Football.

Then you factor in that its Summer and thus Football is, at best at only half its current popularity, and youre down to only a rough 4 and 1/6% chance of winning our match at Combat. Then you figure we're in a recession and in america, where both money and underdogs are at an all-time high, and you gotta figure I suddenly have a 466 and 1/3% chance of winning.

The numbers don't lie Dr. Football and I WILL beat you on Combat.

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Soon... A structure so huge, so brutal, that only I could design it.

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Also just found an old post of Haguile's

Haguile | Posted on 2/29/2012 11:14:42 PM
ATTN: Extha and GTM:

I have been informed you voted for me. This cannot stand. I am trying to lose here. Don't vote for me! I'M GOING TO LOSE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! I challenge you to a DESTINY VOTE MATCH.

The rules are simple. If you win, you cannot vote for me until I win a title again, which will be never. If I win, then I guess I'll acknowledge your right to vote for me.

So GTM can't vote for Hag until he wins a title of some kind

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the uca is full of graduates of the steiner academy of mathematics

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actually by THE JAKYL PRECEDENT, those types of voting stips aren't legally enforceable. I tried to use it to screw Extha out of his very first HW title, and it didn't fly. You're welcome to change it, but it would be quite heelish to retroactively change the rules on him!

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I personally think it's up to Haguile. He created the match, so it's up to him to nullify the stip!

I think it's more of a gentlemen's agreement type thing anyway. GTM won so he can't vote for Hag, but it's between them, an honour system. I wouldn't discount GTM's vote if he was to ignore the rules, it's just kind of welching.

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XIII is a heel. Me and Tom are the good guys.

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but the important thing is that together we- AM THE UCA.

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From: edwardsdv | #273

XIII is a heel. Me and Tom are the good guys.

Clearly we just entered bizarro world.

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XIII is as face as it gets

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ROLL THE TAPE TIMMY

*video plays showing XIII stealing candy from babies*

What do you have to say for yourself.

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wait, is that where the candy XIII gave to me came from?

I feel dirty now

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From: X_Dante_X | #278
wait, is that where the candy XIII gave to me came from?

I feel dirty now
It is indeed Dante. Ill gotten gains, much like everything XIII has ever had.

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Uh, that was candy being sold by the No Lynch Kru™ brand. Everyone knows they can potentially cause violent headaches, vomiting and dizziness.

I mean sure maybe someone like you would let that go but I wouldn't. We shut down NLK's candy division after that, and a good job too. Whiskey on the Rocks™ and Danish Pun™ brand candy are the market leaders for wrestling-based confectionary now, and rightly so. It's the best. And they don't have negative symptoms.

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Wait, so you took it from a baby and gave it to me? Man, no wonder I felt so weird during that tag title match against whiskey on the rocks

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EVERYONE IN THE UCA IS A HEEL

jeez

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I didn't give you anything. I threw it in the bin immediately.

Unless Boko Utd regularly partake in bin dipping but even then I'm hardly to blame

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From: Dr_Football | #282

EVERYONE IN THE UCA IS A HEEL

jeez

I am the purest and fairest general manager in the history of this company, sans Jakyl. But Jakyl is a wonderful, elf-like creature of magic and objectivity; I knew I could never be as good as him, but I also know that I am, at least, second-best.

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I only take candy from the bin that is clearly labeled CANDY DONATIONS FOR DANTE

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Oh. I just threw it in a random bin. It could have been that one, in which case I apologize. But I doubt it was.

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faces don't rally

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The XFL will forever stand against GM's who are also active competitors

I only hope we can "convince" others of this clear injustice

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I DON'T RALLY GOD F***ING DAMMIT

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faces don't swear

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From: XIII_rocks | #289
I DON'T RALLY GOD F***ING DAMMIT
I cant hear you over the sound of your rallying.

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ofc they do



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I didn't know rallying made a sound! Clearly you know a lot about rallying.

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faces don't take the lord's name in vain

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I have been leading an investigation into your behavior for MONTHS. Of course i know the exact sounds your rallying makes.

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Best four years of my life.

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From: Dr_Football | #294

faces don't take the lord's name in vain

totally counts

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From: edwardsdv | #295

I have been leading an investigation into your behavior for MONTHS. Of course i know the exact sounds your rallying makes.

Your investigation has yielded no results because there is nothing to find. I don't rally. End of story. Man, I just want to be as fair as possible to people...it's depressing that so many jealous guys have to come in and try to start a smear campaign.

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I do things for money and games.

Consider me impressed. I have been humbled by eaed. This further proves that the LW division is night in and night out the best division the UCA has to offer, and I think all the current LWs can agree. I can see the end of days on the horizon for the HW division's undeserved prestige.

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From: Dr_Football | #282
EVERYONE IN THE UCA IS A HEEL

jeez
Excuse me! I fight for the better of the company so that it won't fail so heavily in the future! Now in the tournament I will not stop until I am champion!!

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