Board 8 > The Complete XX97 PC Rankings Topic

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well it's friday night so I have nothing better to do than rank characters from a series of tabletop RPGs played with board 8 users

and so what if like three people are going to read the topic, it's going to be awesome

note: not ranking anyone from BroAndChar97 (retconned) and Disaster97 (because I hate all of you) also ranking a few of my favorite NPCs

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finally the penultimate ranking topic

no predix but here's my top

1. Holt
2. Hagen
3. Vario
4. Arnaud
5. Hunter

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42. Zaki (2,000,097 BC)
Played by McNagah

Okay, like Disaster97, this game was totally murdered by the players except in this one, McNagah was the only one. Yeah, BC was a smaller game and it was going to end soon anyway. The idea was that everyone was just a caveman and we were fighting dinosaurs and ****. Then, McNagah gets the bright idea to try to rape an NPC for literally no reason.

and I am NOT making this up

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McNagah is using the HeroicKrauss screenname. What makes this even funnier is that this was Sir Chris's first and last session in any of the games. And this is what he had to witness. Chris if you are reading this topic, I offer you my deepest condolences. Also, there was never even an official "the game is over" conversation with anyone. Just no one wanted to continue the game after this and it was pretty much never spoken of again.

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41. Mimi (2097)
Played by KanzarisKelshen

literally a catgirl who was Hagen's creepy daughter thing or something

I don't know all I know is this was terrifying and she thankfully died in two sessions before getting 1d8 handcannons

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hahah this is off to an awesome start already

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40. Victoria Land (2097)
Played by KanzarisKelshen

this was some butterfly girl inspired by My Little Pony I think

I don't know why some players (and it's not just Kan) think it's a good idea to play anthromorphized teenage girls but it's not a good idea

Kan was kicked out from the game shortly after Victoria's introduction whoops

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I hope Kan is reading this topic and not because I want him to feel taunted but because I'm actually looking back on these memories fondly and laughing

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besides Zaki, I hold none of the characters personally against the players

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38. Jacob (1897)
Played by LavaLord

He had literally zero personality but he blew up stuff which was kind of cool. Thankfully he didn't last long. Also Maria and I still make jokes about him to this day for just being so nondescript. Like if you showed me five random pictures and told me to pick out Jacob, I would have no idea.

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37. LL Holywood (1897 Redmoor)
Played by LavaLord

what ever Nicholas is better any way

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uh I think it was Holywell

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36. Gorbad (2,000,097 BC)
Played by LavaLord

another character with no personality but he rode dinosaurs which was badass

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The Moggthegob top 5:

1) Vario
2)Hunter
3) Arnaud
4) Holt
5) Toly
6)Hagen

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35. Alasar Glyck (MIchaelBay2097)
Played by LavaLord

what ever Holt is better any way

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Gorbad
+rode dinosaurs
-was in the same campaign as Zaki

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34. Cynthia (2,000,097 BC)
Played by Sir Chris

cynthia we hardly knew ye

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Cynthia
thecrownedknight (10:42:13 PM): btw if you guys want to have sex with my character you have to read and review my naruto fanfiction
thecrownedknight (10:42:16 PM): she is not easily impressed

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oh I forgot someone

34. Caitan (2097)
Played by KanzarisKelshen

It's pretty weird that Kan played such a flat character but I don't really remember anything about him whoops

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nevermind cynthia needs to be higher

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33. Jack Exley (2097)
Played by zea imo

Jack was probably going somewhere but I got burnt out and quit the game like the session after creating him. Then everyone else realized they were burnt out too so the game just ended lol.

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32. Allizdog (1897 Redmoor)
Played by War13104

Some Castlevania parody without much personality but gets points for his last name being Godzilla spelled backwards. Also he had some eccentric servant whose name I don't remember.

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Hey I wasnt burnt out. Later that session Vario got a freaking Ancient Gundam and was on his path to World class badassism.

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And it was TWIST

we made that joke literally every ten seconds.

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31. Shevonel (2,000,097 BC)
Played by zea imo

Alright now I think this is the last boring character on the list and since I'm extremely biased, he's the highest. He was a badass old caveman. Enough said.

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That part of the campaign was basically amazing (as I said earlier, the party literally ended up fighting laser-shooting ancient aliens in a collapsing cavern and awakening an ancient alien Gundam) but between you and braze leaving there was no incentive to continue

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From: saveus_Maria | #025
That part of the campaign was basically amazing (as I said earlier, the party literally ended up fighting laser-shooting ancient aliens in a collapsing cavern and awakening an ancient alien Gundam) but between you and braze leaving there was no incentive to continue


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30. Rudo (1897 Redmoor)
Played by edwardsdv

Actually Rudo wasn't too memorable either since he was just some generic German guy. However we got the great scene where he was getting possessed by some mirror demon thing and Kel covered his eyes and then they shot it together despite Kel having zero combat capabilities. It was just so ridiculous and awesome.

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I actually liked Allizdog and Rudo quite a bit. both of them fit the 1897 flavor really well, in some ways even better than the original 1897 cast.

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29. "Dutch" (MichaelBay2097)
Played by edwardsdv

"Dutch" was just hilarious because he wanted everyone to call him "Dutch" but literally no one did. I don't remember his real name. Instead, Gorgeous Rem started calling him "Top Gun" and then everyone else followed suit. He was also a pedophile or something and was after Toshikuni.

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saveus_Maria posted...

I actually liked Allizdog and Rudo quite a bit. both of them fit the 1897 flavor really well, in some ways even better than the original 1897 cast.

get this trash out of my topic

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As I was just saying, I really liked Rudo at the time, and i think the way he fit into the campaign flavor and lore was it more than anything he ever actually did. Like he was just an 1897 fixture.

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my favorite scene with Top Gun was where him and that random merc you found on the side of the road both stripped down naked and jumped into that hot spring together

it was like I was literally watching the anime hot springs episode of 2097 except it was designed for fujoshi instead of otaku

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From: _Zea_ | #030
29. "Dutch" (MichaelBay2097)
Played by edwardsdv

"Dutch" was just hilarious because he wanted everyone to call him "Dutch" but literally no one did. I don't remember his real name. Instead, Gorgeous Rem started calling him "Top Gun" and then everyone else followed suit. He was also a pedophile or something and was after Toshikuni.
He was attempting to take Toshikuni under his wing. But zea thinks about sex with older men 24/7 sooooo.

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28. Alexis (2097, MichaelBay2097)
Played by War13104

One of only two PCs to appear in multiple campaigns. I think she was supposed to be literally Chyna or something but she was kind of cool. She's this high because she was War's waifu or something and he literally refused to ever not be her. Even when he played a more hilarious character for like two sessions, he went back to Alexis. She was also related to Horace and Horace was badass.

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27. Alonzo (2097)
Played by War13104

Some ridiculous dude War played while Alexis was in jail. He could do gymnastics and chemistry and he was just some offensive Italian stereotype. He should have stuck around.

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ALonzos crowning moment of LOL was when he was superpowered with like 3 or 4 buffs to strike down that big guy in the space station who turned out to be an android that was immune (almost) to unarmed damage/

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my favorite Alexis moment; War justifying how she dropped from Level 7 to Level 3 so he could continue playing her

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26. Toshikuni Shintaro (MichaelBay2097)
Played by zea imo

Toshi was basically some mess of anime cliches mixed together and while he was pretty good. playing him got old kind of fast. His best moment was being able to use a sword all of the sudden despite being some random high school kid. I should have used his FABULOUS mode more often.

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I WOULD agree with that except for the hilariously awkward Vario/Alexis Romance subplot.

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From: edwardsdv | #040

I WOULD agree with that except for the hilariously awkward Vario/Alexis Romance subplot.

I think the fact that it was only you, War, and LL (with LL basically being a ghost) made that situation even more awkward than it was

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25. Nuka (2097)
Played by LavaLord

Nuka was literally drunk all the time which was badass. He also had some guns and being a LL character he was good mechanically. I don't remember many specific awesome parts from this part of the campaign sadly.

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From: saveus_Maria | #041
From: edwardsdv | #040

I WOULD agree with that except for the hilariously awkward Vario/Alexis Romance subplot.

I think the fact that it was only you, War, and LL (with LL basically being a ghost) made that situation even more awkward than it was
Well, that was after the initial fun bit where Sylla was attempting to force it to happen.

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25. Nicholas (1897)
Played by LavaLord

Nicholas probably shouldn't be this high but I just love everything about the 1897 campaign. He had some badass moments like when Simeon threw him as a weapon against the final boss.

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24. Sylla (2097)
Played by brazeku

Finally a braze character appears on the list. Sylla was such a ridiculous concept of a character being a teenage girl with no combat usefulness being on some big adventure. She had an awesome font and she texted us all the time. Then braze ragequit the game whoops.

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23. Edwin (1897)
Played by iamblichus2000

Ahh, sadly iam was only in the game for like three sessions but Edwin was awesome. He just punched stuff and John Hunter himself declared him an "honorary American." *cries manly tears*

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22. Horace Levesque (1897)
Played by War13104

In retrospect, Horace wasn't all that great but he was some badass old guy who wore a literal fedora who had just about the worst guns in existence. He also thought Hunter and Simeon were awesome so he gets bonus points there obviously.

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Sylla would have been a great character in a campaign that wasn't about thousands of lives being tragically lost

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From: _Zea_ | #046
23. Edwin (1897)
Played by iamblichus2000

Ahh, sadly iam was only in the game for like three sessions but Edwin was awesome. He just punched stuff and John Hunter himself declared him an "honorary American." *cries manly tears*
Fun Fact:

This is the one of only 2 characters from the 97 universe I am not familiar with 1st hand.

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Fun Fact:

This talk about B.C. reminded me that Zea and LavaLord are the only players who were in every single XX97 game.

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